Things that Homsar would say

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:25 am

What would Homsar say when he's going to buy something from Bubs?

Mr. Analog · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:41 am

One bucket of jhongalents please!

Icebrand · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:10 am

AaAaAaAaAa! I'm passin' the savings on to yoooooou.

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:38 pm

(might be better suited in forum games).

"Hi Harold! Can I get my twenty-three sca-doo?"

crcookiemonster · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:31 am **Posts:** 51

Idk what he would say, but he would call Bubs "Hey Tubbs!"

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:10 pm

Hey tubbs. one paint pot of gravy trains.
Bubs: ....Get out of my stand

Jonn-E · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:14 pm

agrhhhh bloo man argm need some yellow cabbage treats for bleen floss

Dr. Furball · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:08 pm

Exceuuuuse me, Muffin Dan, but I would like to purchase some tender loving care!

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:23 pm

Give a little bit of my love to you and we'll have breakfast in America!

Yes, I was listening to Supertramp when I wrote that.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:01 pm

well what do you want tulip lips
I think that bacon makes a perfect coffee

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:10 pm

We'll have a TV party tooonight, Jeffy

Hey, if Homsar sends you a decemberween present, what would it be? and what would the card say?

Kax · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:06 am

(to Bubs)

Finally, Mr. Belvedere! We can go to the late night double scoop!

And I imagine a Decemberween present from Homsar would go a lil' like this...

A large length of firehose with several aresol cans stuffed inside. The card would read something like, "Merry Hollywood! Hope you engorge the novels!"...followed by however you spell the noise he makes...

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:08 pm

How bout' a toy hammer glued to a piece of macaroni

Then the card says "For Dipping WOOD"

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:37 pm

"Hey Tubbs, I'm a million ladies tall."

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:17 pm

AAaaAAAaaa. I think that rice makes a perfect president of singapore.
Bubs:what. Why are you here.
AaaaAaAa one yam bomb to shoot at william.
aaaAaA puts aresol can,hummis? And a dog as money.
bubs. I hate you,get out].
I do as i'm told

topofsm · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:06 am

AaAAaa! Let's say gyp to the pizza pirate!

ready for prime time · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:38 am

AaAaAaAaAa i'd like four sanities to go, please.

as for a present, he'd give you a globe, but the Earth would be replaced with a watermelon with "a trophy of agriculture" painted on it.

ShutItUpMe · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:40 pm

Here's how it would go- I've pretty much regurgitated Homsar quotes here, but I've tried to be somewhat original and stick in my own random real-world references.

{Homsar walks up to Bubs's Concession Stand.}
:bubs:

: What! Homsar, why are you here?
:homsar:

: WuAHuAHuAH I'm forever your girl.
:bubs:

: Can't you go bother somebody else?
:homsar:

: I've got aAaAaAll the time I want. I've got a time machine.
:bubs:

: Can I get you something so you can get out of here?
:homsar:

: All that we're saying is give peace a chance. Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!
:bubs:

: H- Heavy Lourde!
{The Heavy Lourde falls on Homsar.}
:homsar:

: All your base are belong to my JengaJam...

OK, that pretty much sucked. I dunno. Do you think maybe TBC have some sort of 'toon in the works with this scenario?

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:08 am

AaAaAaAaAa Hey Tubbs! Might I sell my two pence for a coffee?
:bubs:

Man, Get outta here!
:homsar:

I do what I'm told.

Pepperochu Pepperotyugh · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:51 am

"DaAaAaA! Got a metaphor for a missing vehicle?"

Ahahaha.

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:17 am

1. "Running up a mountain, chains tied to my feet."
2. "I'm an American Idol for hire."
3. "My other ride is a pair of hammer pants."
4. "Where my hat is at?"

Dr. Furball · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:00 am

Decemberween gift, eh? Let's try a carrot with nails hammered into it, wrapped loosly in fishing line. I drew a picture of that once.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:29 pm

I prefer the cards.
For SB's birthday.
:sb:

This ones from ugh. Homsar
:homsar:

Jimmy tinkle,open the duck
:homsar:

Happy Tinkles. Jake robinson
I hope you hurt the turkey sauce.
yours chickenly
AaaAAaaa George guys.
And his present would be his homemade jam. Here are his ingrediants
(roffles engaged)

two pounds of plastic explosive.
five cans of liquid nitrogen.
sulphuric acid.
strawberries.
mixed with coffee powder.
He calls them George Kenedy custard lustard fingers. :eek:

(roffles disengaged)

BeansDooma · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:16 am **Posts:** 28

"Sold to the man in the yellow hat!"

Your Friends · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:36 am

"Hey Tubbs, I'm a grateful wad of salsa."

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:24 am

"Word salad, yummy, yummy."

jdsmartdude911 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:19 am

im hotter than a flower of gravy :homsar:

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:21 pm

My anchor gave me sweat attacks

almo · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:19 am **Posts:** 46

"AaAaAaAaH! Fruit cocktail for wombats, please!"

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:28 pm

AAAAaaaAAAa Tub's give me a turkey chocolate toilet burger.

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