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I found plenty of "best character" polls, but couldn't find any worst character polls, so I'm creating one.

This is absolute torture! How can I possibly vote for who I think is the worst character?!? I love them all, and I can't see voting for any of them... Gah!

I'll try, anyways.

Edit: Nope, can't do it... sorry, I love them all equally.

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APB'd. "Least Favorite" pretty much is the same as "Worst".

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That topic talks about a character that is least liked by other characters.

He's got a point...

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Hm. See, I kind of read into that topic as just people's person feelings on who their least favorite character is. It seemed to be what people responded with at times. My mistake.

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i had to put down the old KoT because everybody makes fun of him, so why not? my favorite instance of his lame-itude is on the downloads page, if you look for the quote packs under king of town it says: the king of town has never said anything funny...ever.

moustache-eating jerk.

I voted Marzipan. Because she's just too normal!

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Holland Pwns U

Eep. 4 people for Homsar, my favourite character. What are you people thinking?!

Anyway, I went for Marzipan. She hasn't been around lately, and, eh. She's just plain.

Marzipan.
Kill it with fire!

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i don't know WHY... but for some reason I found myself voting for Marzipan. KoT was close though... I think they were tied really, but I had to pick one and figured everyone would choose KoT... it surprised me how many people chose Marzipan though.

I wonder why this is? I don't think it is because she's "normal." None of the characters are really normal. It seems odd that she doesn't appeal. Maybe its because sometimes she can be real snitty about stuff.

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i think its because she's a hippie.

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I don't know, what are the words for it?..
Oh yeah, SHE'S NOT FUNNY.
There's your answer.

You have a strange defination of normal.



I didn't vote. I don't think any of them are bad, they each have their own little personalities that contribute to the hilarity of the site.

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Marzipan.

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I kinda like the KOT. I don't know why, but I find him vaguely amusing... much more so than Marzipan. She's just too uptight. It's hard to nail exactly why she's not funny, but she's just not. The only time I ever really found her all that funny was in that Strong Bad Email "lady fan".

"Strong Bad, you're a horse's tweez."

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What?? Marzipan has her own hilarious answering machine, you can't vote her worst! Plus she's a great "straight [s]guy[/s] girl" to Homestar's antics. Like in "date". Or in "secret identity". (Although she can have some weird mental problems of her own, judging from "Where's The Cheat?")

I think I'll vote KOT. And even he's not bad. His loserness is vaguely amusing. Like in "the bet".

"How many WPM's can you get? That's words per minute, you know!"

I don't find Pom Pom being that funny, but then again we hardly ever see him anyway. He's just too cool to be worst. So KOT it is, although he's not bad, just the worst out of all the characters.

(I'm not going to vote Homsar because I'd get beaten up by an angry mob.)

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

It's gotta be the poopsmith. He doesn't even talk. Why do you like someone who doesn't even talk?!

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Gromit is not pleased.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

The poopsmith is just...Cool...And come on, the guy shovels crap for a living, cut him some slack

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Take it away the paper!

There isn't one. Every character fills out their own role in thecartoon, and if any of them were gone, the cartoon would suffer. I can't pick a worst character, myself.

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No Probalo!

H... h... HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE HATE MARZI?!?!? SHES SO AWSOME!!! AND SHE"S A HIPPIE!!! A REALLY, REALLY, AWSOME ONE!!! AND SHE PLAYS GUITAR!!! AHHHHHhhhAHHHahHHHHHHH!!!!

Ok, I'm done. Sorry peoples.

And I voted KOT.

rargh we are the internet we have come to take your opinion away rargh rargh

I don't like the Poopsmith. He's just gross. I mean, who'd want to hang around that guy? I mean, I'd rather hang out with Strong Mad than with Smithy there.

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I don't like the fact that the poopsmith never talks, and he rarely does any body language.

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I think StrongSad also doesn't talk that much. He is just sad.

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Aw, bloody hack! You're right.
Now that I think about it, why didn't I pick Strong Sad!?

Y helo thar, Captain Obvious!

Homsar for sure.

I do say, he is the most overrated character on the site.

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"Sorry, musta got a toenail caught in my throat!"

Marzipan.
She doesn't say to many funny lines.

I had to put down Bubs. I think it's because I find the others amusing in some way, but with how Bbs isn't in as many cartoons now, and the fact that he makes only one or two good lines/jokes had it for me. Although I paradoxically made a fanfiction about the Origin of the Thnikkaman...

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Pom Pom. He has potential, but he hasn't been developed eough to be really good.

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