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Who would win?
Coach Z 45%  45%  [ 13 ]
Pom Pom 55%  55%  [ 16 ]
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 Post subject: Coach Z and Pom Pom's Knife Fight
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:54 pm 
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I'm not sure if this has been done before but... Who do you think would win? I think Pom Pom would after what he did to Strong Bad in the email "pom pom" so, what do you think?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:07 pm 
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Pom Pom would totally win, he waaaay outmatches coach z

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Pom Pom would totally win, he waaaay outmatches coach z

unless coach z got the first swipe in, Pom pom might pop then

whoops, stupid computer, could a moderator please delete my first post?

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I chose Coach Z. I thought that Coach Z could easily beat :pom: in a knife fight.

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Hehe. Well, from what we saw from that severe pummeling he gave SB in the "pom pom" email, Pom Pom's definitely not the kind of guy you want to mess with. Then again, we haven't really seen him take on anyone who wasn't blindfolded and wielding anything more dangerous than a safety pin. And getting stabbed with something sharp and pointy probably wouldn't be very pleasant for something that's pretty much just a balloon with legs. Then again, he does seem to be pretty good at dodging things... and Coach Z doesn't seem like the type who'd be really good at knife-fights anyway, so...

I say Pom Pom wins, just because.

(has put way, way too much thought into this) :P

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Well, we all know that Pom Pom is a great fighter, but maybe Coach Z is too. We don't know. But I stand by the fact that he's a Blade man, man.

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 Post subject: The Coach vs. Balloon man
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I've made 3 scenarios for the fight. In each one the other guy wins.

Scenario 1:
While Coach Z makes badly pronounced comments Pom Pom :pom: Jumps into the air and lands behind Coach Z. Coach Z is too stupid to notice and gets many stabs in the back.

Scenario 2:
Pom Pom gets ready to stab Coach Z bt then a hot girl walks by and since Pom Pom is a ladies guy he gets distracted. Meanwhile Coach Z's pathetic mind tries to make a strategy. WHen Pom Pom turns his attention back to his opponent when Coach Z says some wierd mispronounced word. While Pom Pom tries to figure out what the heck Coach Z meant he gets stabbed and then explodes.

Scenario 3:
Exactly like scenario 2 except that the blast of air from an exploding Pom Pom kills Coach Z so they both lose. Then in the afterlife the sue eachother.

Hope you liked it :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Coach Z
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Hehe. Well, from what we saw from that severe pummeling he gave SB in the "pom pom" email, Pom Pom's definitely not the kind of guy you want to mess with. Then again, we haven't really seen him take on anyone who wasn't blindfolded and wielding anything more dangerous than a safety pin. And getting stabbed with something sharp and pointy probably wouldn't be very pleasant for something that's pretty much just a balloon with legs. Then again, he does seem to be pretty good at dodging things... and Coach Z doesn't seem like the type who'd be really good at knife-fights anyway, so...

I say Pom Pom wins, just because.

(has put way, way too much thought into this) :P


Yeah. Coach Z Gets one lucky swipe, Pom Pom's history. Plus Coach is kinda thin, and his medallion affords him some protection.

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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:11 am 
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C'mon, man.

You can't beat a white guy with a knife.

Seriously, though...it all depends.

If they were weaponless...Pom Pom all the way. With the way he beat the everloving snot out of Strong Bad, it's pretty obvious he's got skills. Although, we've never seen Coach Z display any physical ability, so we don't know if he has any. But, you know, him coaching a sport suggests him being able to play it...even if it is some weird football/basketball thing.

But, let's say the big Z had a knife. It's easy enough to assume, that, if he got the jump on Pom Pom, it'd be curtains for the big orange dude.

Even if they both had a knife, it feels like Coach Z would win...I just see him as someone who'd be awesome in a knife fight. He just gives off those...vibes. xDD

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Pom-pom is just too cool to lose.

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If Coach Z even landed a blow, It would just get the knife stuck in Pom Pom and do no damage. Sorry Coach Z!

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Pom Pom would pop... it would be like setting him on fire and sticking a pin into him.


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Pom Pom combo'd his way to a 1-up in "pom pom!" Man, he's so got the made, Street Fighter-esque skills to own Coach Z!

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I don't know. Pom Pom knows kung-fu and could probably beat the crap out of Coach Z, but he is rather mentally unstable, and could have a type of crazt strength to his side. However, what it really depends on is whether Pom Pom would pop if he was poked, or if Coach Z's arm would just sink into him and get stuck. :ehsteve:

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:49 pm 
Coach would have just ran away(like the loser he is), Pom pom would have won by default.


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Coach Z would probably get in a quick slice as said and Pom Pom would pop, though if Pom Pom hit first.... Coach Z would run away... like Alberto said.

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Probably they'd go at it for a while, then they'd both give up and go kill Hans Moleman or something. I dunnno.

Actually, Coach Z probably WOULD run for it. And then Pom Pom would shrug and [s]walk[/s] bounce away.

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Probably Coach Z. He's a white guy with a knife. Pom Pom is just... filled with some sort of fluffy goo (marshmallow, perhaps?) or even air. Coazh Z did try to attack the KOT for "trying" to cook the "Chort" Pom Pom is also an easy, slow target, with how long it takes for him to float to the ground.

Coach Z:
HP: 40
MP: ?
D: 50
A: 30


Pom Pom:
HP: 35
MP: ?
D: 10
A: 30

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The knife would totally bounce off and, well, we all know Pom-Pom's fighting skills.

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