Is no one human?

Metal Head · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:18 am

I have a serious question. Is anyone on Homestarrunner.com human? Homestar has no arms. Neither is marzipan. Bubs has a blue head. Coach Z has neither nose nor mouth. The Cheat is an animal. Strong Mads face is on his chest (I always thought that was weird). Pom Pom speaks in bubble noises and is a balloon-like creature. The KOT has no arms either and his entire face is composed of 2 eyes, hair, and a crown. Homsar... well its obvious. Strong Bad's head is bigger than his torso. Strong Sad has elephant feet. The poopsmith has a weird inhuman shaped head. It's a serious question.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:31 am

Well, none of them are human. But nor are they different species. They're their own unique society. It's hard to characterize them.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:16 am

I like jello.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:35 am

So do I

Oasis · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:48 am

In my opinion people in Free Country USA's looks just vary a lot more than people in the real world. They are all still the same species. However, I am pretty sure The Cheat is actually a different species from the rest. He is a The Cheat. I don't think that Pom Pom is different. I think he is foreign.

To answer your question, no, I don't think that any of the characters are human.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:13 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I like jello.

....The crap? You know better COLA, or at least you should.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:14 am

ramrod wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I like jello.

....The crap? You know better COLA, or at least you should.

hey hey hey! it was an option and thats what i chose!

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:24 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I like jello.

....The crap? You know better COLA, or at least you should.

hey hey hey! it was an option and thats what i chose!

*Looks at poll*

Well I'll be. I need new glasses. Sorry, I think.

Code J · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:30 am

For such a serious question, it doesn't have very serious poll results. :rolleyes:

But yeah, I agree with Dormy, they live in their own little world.

Oasis · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:32 am

Dormy? Who be that?

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:38 am

Oasis wrote:

Dormy? Who be that?

That would be me. It's short for dormar, which is my name backwards.

Alberto · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:14 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I like jello.

Back to beesknees, I think Strong bad is some kinda half human.

Jello B. · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:35 am

I like Jello. I'm cool. I pwn. I'm...da bomb.

Wait, no. I'm not cool, I suck, and I'm boring.

Meh. Same thing, really.

(and no, I don't really think there are human characters, although some do have very similar anatomies)

DorianGray · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:24 am

Although Strong Bad claimed to be human in "record book". Of them all, he and Strong Mad are probably closest to being human, with Coach Z a close second.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:13 pm

I think that Marzipan, Homestar, Homsar, and the Kot are the same species since they have no arms. It would explain the fact that both Marzipan and Homestar are atracted to eachother. The Kot is also Marzipans father. Homsar resembles homestar with no pants and paper white skin.
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Obomaru · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:24 pm

Eh, I don't think any of them are. I have to agree with Oasis about them being the same species.
The Balding Man, however... But nah, I don't think he really counts.

Joshua · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:50 pm

They're probably best described as "dumb animal characters". :coachz:

Badri3211 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:24 pm

Well, I know for sure that :coachz:

and other characters are not human. :kot:

Dactyl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:00 am

I'm pretty sure Brother Graw Mad is a human. He has a nose. Everyone knows poeple gots a nose.

Myrtlebeth · **Joined:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:17 am **Posts:** 55

No, they're not human. That would make them too... not-as-fun. I wonder if they have a name for their species? Fcusa's, maybe, after Free Country, USA.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:21 am

It would be weird to characterise them as different species, since they all act humanesque. The only one that I would say is a different species to the others is The Cheat.

Myrtlebeth · **Joined:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:17 am **Posts:** 55

DumDeDum wrote:

... since they all act humanesque.

Yes! I think that 'Humanesque' or 'Humanoid' would probably be the best descriptor. Not human, but not not-human, you know?

I'm sorry. It's been a long day.

J-Man · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:25 pm

They're cartoon characters, and deep pondering over the meanings of cartoon characters is dumb.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:10 pm

J-Man wrote:

They're cartoon characters, and deep pondering over the meanings of cartoon characters is dumb.

Not if your cool.

Dactyl · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:42 am

Metal Head wrote:

Not if your cool.

Y-O-U-R! Y-O-U-Apostrphe-R-E! They're as different as night and day! Don't you think night and day are different? Sorry, I can't miss an oppurtunity to quote Strong Bad. Toastpaint.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:46 pm

Dactyl wrote:

Metal Head wrote:

Not if your cool.

Y-O-U-R! Y-O-U-Apostrphe-R-E! They're as different as night and day! Don't you think night and day are different? Sorry, I can't miss an oppurtunity to quote Strong Bad. Toastpaint.

No I don't think night and day are different. Knight and day are a whole different matter.

Alexander · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:33 pm

Well, I do like Jello

I accually think there are some human characters. Like those business men in the "Biz Cas Fri" Puppet cartoons. And what about Teen Girl Squad? There a quite a few human characters.

So I say yes.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:39 am

Alexander wrote:

Well, I do like Jello

I accually think there are some human characters. Like those business men in the "Biz Cas Fri" Puppet cartoons. And what about Teen Girl Squad? There a quite a few human characters.

So I say yes.

Well TGS are doodle but the Biz Cas Fri guys are human. You have a point! Well no more reason to post here now that someone found humans

Checkot Fige · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:50 am

No, not human...human...eque, but definately not people. They lack the proper anatomy. Although Graw Mad might be human...(and yet his brothers aren't, heh). His lack of neck doesn't really make him a not-human, as he is a cartoon character, and human cartoon characters get certain traits toggled to better fit their personalities, sometimes...

But, I guess being the brother of an elephant-foot and a wrestle-mask head kinda cancel out that theory's validity.

Funny how people are preachin' there are no humans in FCUSA. Limozeen, anyone~?

(Mmm, jell-o, it's been a while since I had that. Probably one of my favourite foods~)

Saturn · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:30 am

They're probably all... whatever their universe's equivalent of humans are, except for possibly The Cheat, who usually seems more like a little animal than a person...

It's just that in FCUSA, the definition of "human" is a lot more broad and can include anything from an elephant-footed ghost man to a blue face thing with flipper arms (not tentacle arms).

They're people, but they're not really strictly human... if that makes sense o_O

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