Your random theories about the characters?

Tian · **Posted:** Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:03 pm

I just know Homsar is related to Homestar somehow.

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:00 am

Shwoo wrote:

I don't see it. (Looks sideways and squints) Hmm... No, I still don't see a lot unless I'm really trying to see somethng...

ANYWAY. I think Strong Bad met Homestar and The Cheat at around the same time, but he made up what happened in flashback. Also Strong Bad cares for Strong Sad really really really really reeeaaally deep down.

Me too. I think SB is hardly as caustic as he tries to be.

Lemmy · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:51 pm

I think The poopsmith and Homsar are some how related. Just look at the H'ween toons yo!

:poop:

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fralf · **Joined:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:47 pm **Posts:** 2

Kariia wrote:

Checkout Five wrote:

MR, BLAND: FATHER TO THE BROTHERS STRONG?

Well, that would explain Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip...but he looks nothing like the other Strongs. Hmmm.

I saw this 2 pages back, my theory is that mr.bland is strong sad's dad, and that proves that strong sad is adopted.

Checkot Fige · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:04 pm

JackSpicerRules13 wrote:

Hmm... This is probably the ice cream talking, but I likes the sound of that Strong Bad/Senor Cardga-

[/sick mind]

Gah. I'll go shoot myself now.

[/off topic]

O lawd I love you long time.

Let's us have a baby.

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:29 pm

Checkot Fige wrote:

JackSpicerRules13 wrote:

Hmm... This is probably the ice cream talking, but I likes the sound of that Strong Bad/Senor Cardga-

[/sick mind]

Gah. I'll go shoot myself now.

[/off topic]

O lawd I love you long time.

Let's us have a baby.

I'm afraid of that child. XD

Shwoo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:00 am

I just remembered a theory I've had for a while.

The other characters act like Strong Sad is dead, because he is dead. He was beaten to death a long time ago. But then he... came back to life or something. Or he's a zombie. I don't know.

fralf · **Joined:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:47 pm **Posts:** 2

Um, I dont know if people noticed this but rumble red is alot like kazoo from the flinstones, he teleports from his planet like kazoo.

Checkot Fige · **Posted:** Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:48 pm

Shwoo wrote:

I just remembered a theory I've had for a while.

The other characters act like Strong Sad is dead, because he is dead. He was beaten to death a long time ago. But then he... came back to life or something. Or he's a zombie. I don't know.

This one makes me smile. I mean...be sad. Boo-hoo.

But aww. That's so sad.

Man. I really wanna put my SB/Coach Z/Senor theory here, but, God...it is just the most innapropriate thing in the universe. xD

Kariia · **Posted:** Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:28 am

4Channot Frigidaire wrote:

SB/Coach Z/Senor

CHECKOT, YOU WIN.

As long as Senor's the foreign man from foreign lands. Not Cardgage.

Checkot Fige · **Posted:** Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:02 am

Kariia wrote:

4Channot Frigidaire wrote:

SB/Coach Z/Senor

CHECKOT, YOU WIN.

As long as Senor's the foreign man from foreign lands. Not Cardgage.

YES CARDGAGE. APOLOGIES MINE LOVEMUFFIN. ;(

...Senor looks kinda, but not really, similar to Bubs. Maybe they're [s]gay lovers[/s] related!

BucketHand · **Posted:** Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:17 am

fralf wrote:

Um, I dont know if people noticed this but rumble red is alot like kazoo from the flinstones, he teleports from his planet like kazoo.

Um, NO DUH. And the character's name is "Gazoo". not "Kazoo". "The Great Gazoo".

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:45 pm

I think Homestarrunner.com is just a flash website about a bunch of messed up cartoon people doing messed up cartoon things for the amusement of others. I think that's all it is (although it's a way of life for me).

Kariia · **Posted:** Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:05 am

Jackie Chan Fought a Fridge wrote:

...Senor looks kinda, but not really, similar to Bubs. Maybe they're [s]gay lovers[/s] related!

Checkot, you = instant roffle. XD

Buuut...How does Cardgage look like Bubs? Cardgage is a dumpy old guy with glasses with SB's mask. Bubs is a shiny blue and orange guy with weird teeth.

Checkot Fige · **Posted:** Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:40 am

Kariia wrote:

Jackie Chan Fought a Fridge wrote:

...Senor looks kinda, but not really, similar to Bubs. Maybe they're [s]gay lovers[/s] related!

Checkot, you = instant roffle. XD

Buuut...How does Cardgage look like Bubs? Cardgage is a dumpy old guy with glasses with SB's mask. Bubs is a shiny blue and orange guy with weird teeth.

Regular Senor! The foreign man from foreign lands! OLE!

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:09 pm

I see Homestarrunner.com as a psychedelic universe, nothing needs to make sense. You can imagine up a cooler version of yourself there and it will be real and not real at the same time.

I think Marzipan is NOT a natural blonde, maybe she has blue hair.

Also, I think Senor Cardgage is not creepy, he's just misunderstood, also (don't hurt me for this) I think the Thnikkaman isn't all that awesome. But nothing is misunderstood about Coach Z, he's downright creepy.

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:21 pm

Coach Z and Bubs are identical twins--like Kermit and Fozzie in The Great Muppet Caper.
Senor is SB's role model, no relation except in the alternate universe where he adopts him.
Strongbadman really has awesome powers and uses them for good, he just uses the old apartment as a secret hideout--like in Spiderman and his Amazing Friends. When you move that bootleg cable'd TV to the side fancy electronics that he never uses pop up out of the floor, because you can't be a superhero without fancy electronics that you never use. Grossman is his nemesis. the Thnikkaman is sort of an ally, but Sbman often disagrees with Th's unorthadox methods of doling out justice. TH is more popular though.

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:28 pm

Random theory: I think one side of SB's family is pretty pure Wrestleman. If SB looks identical enough to his own great-grandmother when "lace-lifted," enough so that the normally-clever Strong Sad mixes them up, it does make me wonder. XD So one side definitely looks almost exactly like him, while the other side is presumably more SS-esque.

Did he sell eggs? · **Posted:** Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:56 pm

Checkot Fige, you make this place way to creepy.

Zodiac_79 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:49 am **Posts:** 10

Hmm..... a very interesting topic to dwell upon....

Homsar

being Homestar's :hr:

dad........
and facts to back it up....
i really don't know, i just never really thought that way about homsar in relation to homestar...
i always thought of him as a main character as a running gag...
:homsar:

But out of everyone, HOMSAR :homsar:

is my favorite character on the site, for reasons such as: he's very mysterious and is just plainly a goofy guy!!!

also coach z probably acts the way he does because of a bad (very bad) childhood...
*just a thought!!!!

Did he sell eggs? · **Posted:** Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:33 am

Zodiac, please don't use so many smilies in a post. Limit to one or two please.

(See? Just like that.)

ready for prime time · **Posted:** Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:34 am

and do NOT use a smiley instead of a name!!!

lemon123 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:26 pm

I've always reckoned that Strong Bad used to love Marzipan, but she chose Homestar instead of him. It would explain why Strong Bad always hated Homestar yet, as his feelings have died down, so has his dislike of he guy. It would also explain why Strong Bad - in person - can be more condial towards Marzipan than she is to him.

Rob-Bert · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:09 am

I'm pretty sure that Homsar is either a failed clone of Homestar or a visitor from an alternate universe.

I think Homeschool Winner is currenlty hiding out at a secret base, building all sorts of fancy hi-tech weapons, and plotting his eventual takeover of Free Country with an army Unguraits.

Lastly, I think Champeen has a crush on Homestar, but he dislikes her for being better at him in every sport they've ever played.

Yeah, I know. I like the unused characters a lot.

PinkiePieFan · **Joined:** Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:19 pm **Posts:** 30

Shwoo wrote:

I just remembered a theory I've had for a while.

The other characters act like Strong Sad is dead, because he is dead. He was beaten to death a long time ago. But then he... came back to life or something. Or he's a zombie. I don't know.

That's what I thought too! Except I thought of him as a ghost.

thisisawebsite · **Joined:** Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:47 pm **Posts:** 81

I believe ALL the characters have reality warping powers. Some to a greater extent then others. Here's my evidence.
The no armed Characters: They are able to pick up objects.
Strong Bad: Almost Everything he makes up eventually becomes real. Trogdor, Stinkoman, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Also, he's able to type with boxing gloves on.
Strong Sad: He is able to cast dooms on the characters.
Pom Pom, Coach Z, The Cheat, and Bubs: Have no fingers, but are still able to manipulate objects as if they do.

In fact, the only main characters that I DON'T think have reality warping powers are Strong Mad and the Poopsmith.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:48 pm

Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote:

Random theory: I think one side of SB's family is pretty pure Wrestleman. If SB looks identical enough to his own great-grandmother when "lace-lifted," enough so that the normally-clever Strong Sad mixes them up, it does make me wonder. XD So one side definitely looks almost exactly like him, while the other side is presumably more SS-esque.

Ummm....I don't think that was an accident. Did you see the way Strong Sad was grinning? MALICIOUS, I TELL YOU. That was not a 'Let's get great grandma back to the home,' smile. That was a 'Let's mess with Strong Bad in a way I can get away with for once,' smile. I mean, how many payback opportunities does the poor guy get? Not many. He's actually all the more clever for taking full advantage of the situation. Kudos to him. Still, I have to give this theory about as much credit as I give all the other possibilities - after all, this is a thread for 'random theories'.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:50 pm

lemon123 wrote:

I've always reckoned that Strong Bad used to love Marzipan, but she chose Homestar instead of him. It would explain why Strong Bad always hated Homestar yet, as his feelings have died down, so has his dislike of he guy. It would also explain why Strong Bad - in person - can be more condial towards Marzipan than she is to him.

Makes sense. I mean, it really works. I could actually imagine this happening more than most of the other theories on this thread. How'd you think of it?

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:41 am

WARNING: EXTREMELY LONG THEORIES
Theory #1:
The old timey characters are the main characters' grandparents. But then, why would the three Brothers Strong all have their own Old-Timey characters if they're brothers? Maybe Strong Bad and Strong Mad are adopted and their Old-Timey characters are their real grandparents. Strong Sad said in caffiene that he wasn't adopted, but it's also possible this isn't true. And then the Storybook characters (Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, Prince of Town) are the characters as kids. Homestar and Strong Bad seemed young in flashback. And 20X6 are the characters' future ancestors. All their other variations are either in alternate universes or made-up.

Theory #2:
There is a weird universe with weird versions of the characters. For example, Homestar is short, has a blue shirt, and an orange hat, and Strong Bad is tall and has glasses and a beard. The Homestar and Strong Bad escaped into Free Country, USA. Their names were Homsar and Senor Cardgage. Think about it: They both talk almost entirely in non-sequiters, and it would explain why Homestar and Homsar look so similar, and Strong Bad and Cardgage. Maybe Shark-Tooth Bubs is from there too?

Kariia wrote:

Sickly Sam is the ZOMBIE Old-Timey Strong Sad.

Notice that on the old-timey main page, Strong Sad is shot out of a cannon. Wouldn't this kill him? Sickly Sam is just a skeleton in a Potate sack, save some arms. Notice that Sickly Sam seems to be rather fat, as is Strong Sad. Strong Sad and Sickly Sam have the same number of letters and both start with S's. And of course, he is very depressed...

That makes sense...

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:08 pm

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc wrote:

Extremely long theory:
The old timey characters are the main characters' grandparents.
The storybook characters (Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, Prince of Town) are the characters as kids. Didn't Homestar seem young in flashback?
And 20X6 are the characters' future children.
(?)

That actually makes a lot of sense tbh. I like it.

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