Beaums wrote:
Favorite MINOR character eh? Oooh... that's a toughy. HOW CAN YOU MAKE US CHOOOOOSE?!
After watching several toons and scanning through H*R Wiki's list of Secondary Characters, I threw this together. Here's Beaums' favorite minor characters!
First off, I think it's safe to say that I like ALL the Mascots. I'm talking about Marshie, Nibbles, Tragic Clown Dog, The Jolly Dumple, Stoppy the Sign and MORE! Their costumes are all hilarious, and they always have the most obscure, goofy things to say.
When it comes to inanimate objects in Free Country USA, I gotta love the cute couple consisting of Frank and Mrs. Bennedetto. Their connection with Homestar Runner is so tragically hilarious, and that Frank is such a trooper! Oh, and you gotta love Biscuit Dough Hands Man. He's got a big ol' egg head!
Possibly the strongest and most fierce pseudocharacter in Strong Badia, the Bear holding a Shark, is another one of my favorites. He's so majestic and mysterious, and he's all the times keeping Strong Badia safe from nosey The Cheats.
From the world of Dangeresque, I also have some favs. The Cheat makes the perfect Istanbul. I mean, his precision and timing illustrates the grand country so beautifully. Strong Sad also delivers as that reluctant passerby, Hot Tub. He doesn't even want to star in the movie, yet he acts so well! Renaldo and Killingyouguy are also FAB-U-LOUS!
When Strong Bad takes control of Strong Sad's mind, yet another favorite character is born, The Deathly Pallor. He's got the spirit, and that "in-your-face" attitude!
When it comes to Teen Girl Squad, there's more to the show than just the squad. The Arrow'd Guy is always there to finish of characters in their prime moments. Plus, he's always wielding a new weapon, and he's always in a new persona! Thomas is an out-of-this-world character with some sick skateboarding skills, and a steady baseball bat swing! And of course, you can't forget Tompkins. He's rejected by society and angry at the world around him, but he never gives up! He's always there to fight back! Aww peas!
Finally, there's three secondary characters that really stick out in my mind. First, The Thnikkaman. He's got cool shades, a group of singers to announce his actions, and he don't take no guff from no one! Can you have some! Of course not! So shut up kid!
Secondly, Reynold from the Cheat Commandos. He isn't really classified as a commando, but that doesn't get him down! He'll just keep on struggling to make it as another one of the guys. He's nerdy, he's weak, he can't cuss a swear, but he's everyone’s guilty pleasure. Plus, he's got that neato apartment play set!
Finally, The Wheelchair. Voiced by the always talented Bubs, The Wheelchair is first in my badly drawn heart. Eh! Steve is always getting on his case, but The Wheelchair always comes out on top. With dreams of becoming a real boy and lightning fast speed, The Wheelchair rocks hard core.
And that's it for Beaums. Oh wait... I also like The Denzel, Doreauxgard, Balding Man, The Moon, Mr. Shmallow, 1-Up, Dr. Christmas/Cornbread, Made-Up Strong Bad Animals, Stiny, Mrs. Commanderson, Gunhaver, Blue Laser Babies, Mitch Overlord, Li'l Brudder and of course... Powered By the Cheat Homestar.
Dang... I like WAY too many minor characters... Hm, I guess the three main ones I mentioned are my final answer. This is just as of now though. My favorites in Homestar Runner usually vary from time to time.
.... How long did that take to write?!?!
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, I think of him much like Strong Sad does: extremely sketchy and creepy.
