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In the future, do you ever think or want that you'll have children? Yes, I know there's like two or three of you out there who already have kids... that's what the "other" option is for.

Me, I think I probably want kids, but only like two. Three at most. I kind of worry about my parenting stills. Also, my patience is semi-thin. So too many kids would drive me bonkers. But at least I'd be a "fun" mom, like mine. Mario Kart = awesome bonding experience.

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I would. But not a lot...

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Totally. 4 at very most. But I have names in mind and everything.

And CT, I too have fun parents. Daddy and I have bonded over video games since I was a baby. (Literally.) And Mom listens when I ramble about things no one cares about. And RETAINS said information.

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Maybe just 1 or 2, I would definatly play video games with my kid. But I would only want 1, and only if it is a boy. I don''t think that I would want a girl as much because girls have cooties.

Naaaaaaah. My 5-year-old cousin kind of made me biased about it, but...

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Funny, in my household, it's the opposite. My mom and I play video games, and my dad listens to my needless rants about nothing in particular. I even converted him to Homestar.

If I ever have a son, he is going to have th most unweildly first two names ever. Thomas Nicodemus. Ouch.

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I dont want my family to end here as im really the only person in my family who can keep it going.

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I second that notion. I am the only grandchild in my family named Zysk.

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You mean with your last name, right?

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Yeah, I do.

Two, maybe three, I dunno...

I probably shouldn't be worrying about it now anyways.

Yeah I say you should wait 15 to 20 years before worrying about that.

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Yes, yes. Im the only male kelly in my family. Some of my cousins are Macdonnels but Im the only kelly.

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I want lots of kids [s]so I can turn them into an unholy army of the night[/s] cuz I think I'd make a really cool dad. At the very least, it would be cool to have a son. Not cuz girls are worse, but just because I'm assuming I'd be able to relate better.

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Heckyeah, I want kids. I even know who I want to have 'em with!

I think I want three (kids). Or somewhere around three--I'm flexible. I kind of want a girl so I could live though her. I'd put her in pageants and she'd become a cheerleader and do all those things I didn't do (should I be talking like this at 15?). And she'd have a wicked sweet name.

Jack White?

I'd probably want one of each. You know, to balance things out. And I would teach them both how to cook. Knowing how to cook is a pretty vital life skill, and everyone should know it. I would also teach them both the proper technique when owning Bowser, and since there'd be four of us, we could have family Smash Bros. nights!

I want the best nerd family ever.

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I kinda think I'd be a terrible parent... But maybe, if in ten years I'm more responsible. People can change a lot. Maybe I will.

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What if you already have two kids?

Ages? 16 and 9

Someday, yes. But only one, two at the most.

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Like I said, that's why I put on the "other" option. I see you do, and I know so does RacerX.

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I'd like kids.
But no more than 3. That may even be pushing it.

As Peter Costello (Australian government treasurer) put it so nicely in a push to increase our population:

"One for Mum, one for Dad, and one for your country!"

Does that mean the 3rd one will be unloved?

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Well, they say it takes a village... Though seriously, Mr. Treasurer, that implication is kind of morbid.

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Yeah, I wanna have kids someday. I guess I'd wanna have one boy and one girl, to be all balanced out and stuff. No idea what I'd name the girl, but the boy would HAVE to be named John. That name's been in my fambily for like, five generations now!

Yeah, kids're cool. I'll most likely have a few.

When they go on the Internet, I'll teach them to never talk in ch4t5spe4k, and to remember that other people exist on the Internet. I'll also teach them that "Internet" is capitalised, as NO-ONE nowadays seems to realise that.

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I do. And good job, I say, for teaching your kids good netiquette!

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I have only 3 words to describe that: Laugh. Out Loud.

Seriously. I can just see it now.

Um, I'm not sure I want to have kids or not. Sure, I want to have one, but there are all these downsides.

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Of course not! I have a stock pile of every sort of birth controll that isnt a pill in my closet. im prepared for anything.

Well, maybe when i get married and have a stable cash-flow.

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COLA.......

I'm pretty sure there are a few birth control items that you don't have in your wardrobe.
Like a few woman-oriented ones.

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XD! And I'm having WAY too much fun picturing this wardrobe of his, and all his unique feminine hygenic products. XD

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Yeah, but only a few.

Probably two.

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