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Author:  ready for prime time [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:47 pm ]
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an idea i partly thought.
who would win in a race?
time-travelling delorean, Optimus Prime, the General Lee or KITT?
the DeLorean has time travel, but probably no use in a race.
the General Lee was always being upgraded, though back then, the parts were from the early 80's, in a remote county in the south.
KITT has turbo boost and shield functions, but turbo boosts are limited.
Optimus Prime, well i don't really know.

note: all contestants must stay in car form.

Author:  Jello B. [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:35 pm ]
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DeLorean, obviously. Just get up to 88 miles per hour and travel back to when the race started. You're not thinking fourth dimensionally.

Author:  ChickenLeg [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:54 pm ]
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What he said. Except travel to well before the race, drive to the end, go back to when you went back, and BINGO!

Author:  Jello B. [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:07 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
What he said. Except travel to well before the race, drive to the end, go back to when you went back, and BINGO!

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally, either. In order to get up to 88 mph, you have to be going somewhere. Therefore, you wouldn't be at the end of the track anymore. THINK, MCFLY, THINK.

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:55 pm ]
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Jello B. wrote:
You're not thinking fourth dimensionally, either. In order to get up to 88 mph, you have to be going somewhere. Therefore, you wouldn't be at the end of the track anymore. THINK, MCFLY, THINK.


Just time it so that when you hit 88, you'll be at the finish line, and set the flux capacitor to a few seconds before the other guys get there.

You lose at time travel.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:26 am ]
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can they get time that precise to win the race?

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:32 am ]
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I voted Delorian, but then I thought--can you really beat Mr. Feeny?

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:46 am ]
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oh no.
did i leave something out?

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:49 am ]
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KITT is the Knight Rider, right? Voiced by Mr. Feeny of Boy Meets World?

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:13 am ]
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oh.
i never actually watched knight rider.

Author:  Beardo [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:23 am ]
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I said the General Lee. Only I know why and cannot, under Scandanavian law, reveal to you my knowledge.

Actually, I just wanted to say something silly, I voted the General Lee because it looks cool.

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:43 am ]
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ready for prime time wrote:
can they get time that precise to win the race?


Yes.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:48 am ]
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Dude, you forgot a car.
Image
Go, Speed Racer!
Go, Speed Racer!
Go, Speed Racer, GOOOOOOOOOO!

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:59 am ]
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it's not too late! it's not too late!

edit: oh, it is. sorry people.

Author:  bwave [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:48 pm ]
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InterruptorJones wrote:
Jello B. wrote:
You're not thinking fourth dimensionally, either. In order to get up to 88 mph, you have to be going somewhere. Therefore, you wouldn't be at the end of the track anymore. THINK, MCFLY, THINK.


Just time it so that when you hit 88, you'll be at the finish line, and set the flux capacitor to a few seconds before the other guys get there.

You lose at time travel.
But you can't exactly predict when the other guy gets there, so you can't set your watch by it.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:34 pm ]
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Beardo wrote:
I said the General Lee. Only I know why and cannot, under Scandanavian law, reveal to you my knowledge.

Actually, I just wanted to say something silly, I voted the General Lee because it looks cool.

yes, as cool as it does look, which i rate at rather, it's a race. which would perform better.

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:17 pm ]
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bwave wrote:
But you can't exactly predict when the other guy gets there, so you can't set your watch by it.


You have a time machine, of course you can predict exactly when the other guy is gonna get there, because you can go forward in time and watch him get there!

Author:  bwave [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:26 pm ]
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InterruptorJones wrote:
bwave wrote:
But you can't exactly predict when the other guy gets there, so you can't set your watch by it.


You have a time machine, of course you can predict exactly when the other guy is gonna get there, because you can go forward in time and watch him get there!
But then you create a paradox.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:28 pm ]
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bwave wrote:
InterruptorJones wrote:
bwave wrote:
But you can't exactly predict when the other guy gets there, so you can't set your watch by it.


You have a time machine, of course you can predict exactly when the other guy is gonna get there, because you can go forward in time and watch him get there!
But then you create a paradox.
Well let's say that hypothetically that we are doing a 6 hr. race. All you would have to do is set the car to arrive 6 hrs. from the start.

Author:  Beardo [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:43 pm ]
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ready for prime time wrote:
Beardo wrote:
I said the General Lee. Only I know why and cannot, under Scandanavian law, reveal to you my knowledge.

Actually, I just wanted to say something silly, I voted the General Lee because it looks cool.

yes, as cool as it does look, which i rate at rather, it's a race. which would perform better.


Well, let me exlain how look can increase speed with this formula:

If looks=x

X=speed

See?

Author:  bwave [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:50 pm ]
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Beardo wrote:
Well, let me exlain how look can increase speed with this formula:

If looks=x

X=speed

See?
But that doesnt tell anyone how to icrease their [s]looks[/s] speed.

Author:  Beardo [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:00 pm ]
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bwave wrote:
Beardo wrote:
Well, let me exlain how look can increase speed with this formula:

If looks=x

X=speed

See?
But that doesnt tell anyone how to icrease their [s]looks[/s] speed.


Well, if X=Speed then speed is relative to how it looks. So, if X=Sexy, then the sum of sexy is the cruising speed of said car.

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:37 pm ]
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bwave wrote:
But then you create a paradox.


No, you most definitely don't.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:33 pm ]
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Beardo wrote:
bwave wrote:
Beardo wrote:
Well, let me exlain how look can increase speed with this formula:

If looks=x

X=speed

See?
But that doesnt tell anyone how to icrease their [s]looks[/s] speed.


Well, if X=Speed then speed is relative to how it looks. So, if X=Sexy, then the sum of sexy is the cruising speed of said car.

well, maybe.
but there was also the episode where they got a nitrous injector. i don't know what ever happened to that, just like Daisy's yellow car.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:41 pm ]
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Well, you have to take the driver into account. McFly's a slacker. But KITT...when competition gets involved, Mr. Feeny gets nasty.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:25 am ]
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what about them Dukes, them Dukes? and also Optimus Prime. have an idea, it will have to apply to all variables.

Author:  Sbemailman [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:02 pm ]
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For me it was a tie between Optimus Prime and KITT but Ol' Primey won cause he's more high tech!

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