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Who's the sexiest?
Mr. Clean 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
Juan Valdez (Colombian coffee man) 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
Chiquita banana lady 19%  19%  [ 6 ]
Scrubbing Bubbles scrubber 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
Hawaiian Punch dude 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
Pringles Guy 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
The Geico Gecko 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
AFLAC duck 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
AFLAC duck 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Other 19%  19%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 31
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 Post subject: Sexiest Corporate Mascot
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:27 pm 
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Soooo, which mascot is the sexiest one?

He are pics.
Mr. Clean:
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Juan Valdez: (Colombian coffee man)
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Chiquita Banana Lady:
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Scrubbing Bubbles Scrubber:
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Hawaiian Punch dude:
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Pringles guy:
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For the sake of not putting a ton of pics in this thread I'm leaving about a ton. (I think you know what a duck and a gecko look like)

So…who do you pick?


I choose Juan Valdez.
I think it's the donkey that attracts me to him.


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I picked the Hawaiian Punch guy, but now that I think of, Bibendum is rawr-inducing:

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[Insert inappropriate comment about pumping, inflation, or pressure here.]

Edit: I think you've got the makings of a pretty good pin-up calendar here. Lech!

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Dang. Juan Valdez is hot.

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I am thouroughly and personally outraged that Pizza the Hut is not on that list.

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Tell me, is there no one who can resist this? :O

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I am thouroughly and personally outraged that Pizza the Hut is not on that list.

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Tell me, is there no one who can resist this? :O


I woulda thought that you would put up Jessica Simpson.
And I would have agreed till she got that face job.

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I'm stuck between Mr. Clean, Juan Valdez, and Mr. Pringles.


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P-R-R-R-RIINGLES, fo' sho'.


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At first, I thought the topic title read "Sexist" and not "Sexiest." The Geico Gecko wins for sure. Let's face it--male British accents are just sexy. Any woman and/or queer should tell you this. It's why any British actor with no talent whatsoever can become famous (*coughHughGrantcough*).

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At first, I thought the topic title read "Sexist" and not "Sexiest." The Geico Gecko wins for sure. Let's face it--male British accents are just sexy. Any woman and/or queer should tell you this. It's why any British actor with no talent whatsoever can become famous (*coughHughGrantcough*).


I agree. GEICO gecko FTW! Plus he's earnest, which I find somewhat attractive I guess. XD And he's just so awesomely awesome, so yes, WIN.

But I swear I'm not gay. :P

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You know who I'm voting for...















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What, you expected the GEICO gecko?

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Does fictional products mascots count? If so, the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man totally wins.

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Actually, in all seriousness, the Morton Salt Girl pwns all of these:

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Rawr.

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Rawr.


I'm not gonna make the obvious joke here and will instead leave that to someone with less sense and more image macros. :P

How about the Brawny guy? He's even shaved his mustache! (I guess to less evince the Village People?)

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Jones, I think you can get arrested for leching the Morton's girl. ;)

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Jones, I think you can get arrested for leching the Morton's girl. ;)


No wai, the Morton Salt Girl is 93 years old. She's wayyyy past legal.

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You're missing someone...


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Rawr.

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You forgot someone else...

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Hey ladies!
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Actually, in all seriousness, the Morton Salt Girl pwns all of these:

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Rawr.


And yet she lets al that salt spill on the road.

... you think she intended that?


In any case, Geckos win. And not because I'm leching. It's out of honesty.

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The raisin chick is pretty hot. I am most certainly not un-fond of her form. But, for the sake of lame jokes, I'm going to go with that bird thing from McDonalds.

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In any case, Geckos win. And not because I'm leching. It's out of honesty.
*gets down on one knee*

Will you marry me?

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You forgot the AFLAC duck....
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No, he didn't. Right above Other. ;)

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Oh...I wasn't looking hard enough then xD

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Imagerawr, *gives a $20 bill*


I forgot about that one.

Thanks for reminding me. :eek:

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Imagerawr, *gives a $20 bill*
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ChickenLeg wrote:
In any case, Geckos win. And not because I'm leching. It's out of honesty.
*gets down on one knee*

Will you marry me?


Yes. :)

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