N00b/Newb Stopping?

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:12 pm

'Salright.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:54 am

Sbemailman wrote:

Maturity is overrated.

This one sentence is the entire summation of why you are still a noob.

Dewy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:08 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

...Yeah, that's barely a burn. That's like... a rash.

More like...an itch...

Its behavior. That simple. Remember when I posted that copypasta about that show that got shut down in Utah? Yeah, the bad old days.

Shwoo · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:52 am

Beardo wrote:

Shwoo wrote:

Beardo wrote:

spend alot of time in the forum games or the first for boards,

What's wrong with wanting to talk about Homestar Runner? This is a Homestar Runner forum.

I didn't say there anything wrong with it. If you'd read my post you'd seen that I said those were just things I'd noticed most n00bs around here do; being guilty of one or two doesn't instantly make you a noob.

I read your post. I just wanted to know why using a forum for its intended purpose is on the same level as not knowing what you're talking about, or having an ugly avatar.

just a username · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:34 am

After one week you stop being a newb.

After you start acting properly, you stop being a n00b.

Beardo · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:12 pm

Shwoo wrote:

I read your post. I just wanted to know why using a forum for its intended purpose is on the same level as not knowing what you're talking about, or having an ugly avatar.

Well, I didn't exactly say that. If you feel that strongly against what I said just forget I said it; it's not that big-a-deal to me. The only reason I mentioned anything about the Homestarrunner borads is because they have alot more posts like this...

jodafire wrote:

so i gets a :cheatgrin:

2

and2

(8.4 out of 10)

...Then anywhere else.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:19 pm

Revenge of the Burninated wrote:

Newb--a new player in an online game or new poster in an online forum. Someone who is genuinely trying to understand the game/forum. Ceases to be a newb when he has a good understanding of the game/forum. One day may become a vet, one who truly knows the game/forum and helps newbs.

N00B--a player/poster, new or old, who prowls the internet for games and forums to ruin, or a young child too unintelligent to be allowed on the internet in the first place. Not affected by duration of profile. Posts nonsensically, flames, generally acts like an idiot. May one day become a normal poster, but only with a complete personality change.

That answer your question?

Cool, then does that make me not a n00b, but a newb?

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:54 pm

'Reckon so. Congrats!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:30 am

Revenge of the Burninated wrote:

N00B--a player/poster, new or old, who prowls the internet for games and forums to ruin, or a young child too unintelligent to be allowed on the internet in the first place. Not affected by duration of profile. Posts nonsensically, flames, generally acts like an idiot. May one day become a normal poster, but only with a complete personality change.

Sounds more like a troll to me, especially the part about intending to ruin things. Not all n00bs want to ruin things, they just do. Flaming is especially a sign of a troll.

just a username · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:12 am

Trolls do bad things on purpose, n00bs do bad things by ignorance, that is the difference to me.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:50 am

Is it just me, or could we completely remove the whole WikiForum section and no one would give a care?

Chekt · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:34 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Is it just me, or could we completely remove the whole WikiForum section and no one would give a care?

Some people would, but nobody important.

And you stop being a n00b ones you get 500 posts, because, as everyone knows, post count is the only thing that matters, amirite?

just a username · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:53 am

Chekt wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Is it just me, or could we completely remove the whole WikiForum section and no one would give a care?

Some people would, but nobody important.

And you stop being a n00b ones you get 500 posts, because, as everyone knows, post count is the only thing that matters, amirite?

So I'm still a n00b even though I've been around for a year?

Chekt · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:22 am

just a username wrote:

Chekt wrote:

And you stop being a n00b ones you get 500 posts, because, as everyone knows, post count is the only thing that matters, amirite?

So I'm still a n00b even though I've been around for a year?

Yes! And you will remain so untill you have 500 posts!

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:41 pm

Chekt wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Is it just me, or could we completely remove the whole WikiForum section and no one would give a care?

Some people would, but nobody important.

Ahem. I still go up there from time to time, jerkies. And Ramrod has been known to go up there quite frequently, too.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:43 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Ahem. I still go up there from time to time, jerkies. And Ramrod has been known to go up there quite frequently, too.

Well, all us mods do. We kinda have to, ya know?

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:45 pm

Chekt wrote:

And you stop being a n00b ones you get 500 posts, because, as everyone knows, post count is the only thing that matters, amirite?

So... according to you... I'm no longer a n00b?
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

WTPF?!?!?

PieMax · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:57 pm

Sbemailman wrote:

I'm always going to be a n00b?

truth

StrongRad · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:08 pm

Personally, I think that if you use the term n00b or newb or noob or any variation in a non-ironic way, you are still one of those.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:10 pm

PieMax wrote:

Sbemailman wrote:

I'm always going to be a n00b?

truth

I'm in a sacred guild.

King of Katamari · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:18 pm

Sbemailman wrote:

PieMax wrote:

Sbemailman wrote:

I'm always going to be a n00b?

truth

I'm in a sacred guild.

Don't be so proud of that.

The Joe · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:19 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Is it just me, or could we completely remove the whole WikiForum section and no one would give a care?

No, the WikiForum is like a filter. The n00bs stay there and talk about homestarrunner while we sit around here and act cool and use the normal smileys.

Some n00bs, however.... *grumble, grumble*

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:03 am

Actually, it works like this:

After 100 posts, you stop being a n00b. Then after 500 posts, you become a Quartz Member. After 1000 posts, you become a Bronzed Member. Then after 2000 posts, you become a Silver City Richman Member! When you get to 3000, you get up to Medallion Gold Plus Epic Super Special Awesome Cheeseburger Member! Take a look at all these privileges you'll get:

'mgpessacmpriv.rtf' wrote:

MEDALLION GOLD PLUS EPIC SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME CHEESEBURGER MEMBER PRIVILEGES
------------------------------
•A certificate that's totally real and not drawn in crayon at all – signed by JoeyDay himself... maybe
•Access to the secret mod/admin forum (on Tuesdays only)
•Wet T-shirt contests!
•A chance to hug Strong Sad, or at least someone dressed up as him (for the fangirls!)
•Phone calls from [s]Matt Chapman[/s] [s]Mike Chapman[/s] [s]Missy Palmer[/s] [s]Ryan Steritt[/s] Craig Zobel!
•Secret "Blow up the HRWFWF" button (one push per member, please!)
•Admin for a day! (honorary title only)
•Use of rubber duckie (for bathtime fun!)
•Helper monkey
•Inflatable novelty mallet
•One "Get Out of Ban Free" Card
•Hot babes?
•Okay, not hot babes. You'll have to go to Canada yourself for that one.
[s]•Beating up Clan rHrN[/s]
•Beating up Sbemailman (NEW!)
•Dignity
•Fake ID

And if you're ramrod, you can just BUY THE FREAKING MOON.

(dignity not included)

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:31 am

But I ALREADY beat myself...

Did he sell eggs? · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:33 am

I haven't yet. GOZOIK!

Behavior. After a while, it just changes.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:35 am

Did he sell eggs? wrote:

I haven't yet. GOZOIK!

Behavior. After a while, it just changes.

You need 3000 posts to beat me up.
Sorry! Try again later!

homerstarrun70fireboy · **Joined:** Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:10 am **Posts:** 335

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

*that stuff*

Don't joke about that stuff. Noobs are going to take you seriously.
Sbemailman, there's no other alternative. Just leave.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:10 am

homerstarrun70fireboy wrote:

Just leave.

In the words of some annoying/defiant guy: "NEVER!"

just a username · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:57 am

I don't like it that Quartz Members can beat me up.

*gets hit by a cricket bat*

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:03 am

New rule: If you ask if you are still a n00b/nub/noob, then you still are one.

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