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Which?
I like catsup

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That's KETCHUP, buddy!

Ranch dressing is a condiment?

I choose mayonnaise.

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I like ketchup and I also like mustard. But I don't touch ranch or hot sauce. When I have a salad, I usually go for honey mustard for the dressing, not ranch.

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I cant spell that

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I can. I'm a whiz at spelling, in fact. It's "K-E-T-C-H-U-P".

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Who cares about casstup? He said musturd.

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Probably HOT!!! sauce. Or more accurately, packets of fire sauce that I store up and save in my locker after going to Taco Bell during lunch breaks. You can put it on pretty much anything.

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I hate condiments for the most part. I eat nothing of the sort on my sandwiches and burgers. I might eat ketchup on my fries, but I typically prefer to dip them in chili. Salsa is good, as well as BBQ (real BBQ, made with spices and such, not the improvised ketchup+mustard kind). And cocktail sauce for seafood.

I can't stand mayo, or anything that even reminds me of mayo.

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Mustard.
Lots of mustard.

I'm also a fan of Frank's Red Hot sauce for a little bit of kick.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

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Seriously, I put it on most of the stuff I eat.

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There are people who are all "THAT STUFF'S NOT HOT! I DRINK IT LIKE WATER!", but you know what? That's not the point.
If I want something so hot I can't eat it, I use Dave's Insanity Sauce.
If I actually want some flavor, I use Frank's.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ketchup for anything.

Mustard sometimes.

Hot sauce on eggs.

BBQ (sometimes Honey BBQ or Buffalo) for phast phoodening.

Ranch for salads.

Mayo for chicken sandwiches, I guess.

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I like mayo on any form of sandwich.

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I <3 mustard, but not on sandwiches (sp?). I hate mayo with a passion, the only way I'll eat it is on patatoe salad, then it's like sex. I like Ketchup too, but I usually only put it on fries or macaroni and cheese. I </3 relish, it's just not my thing. Finally, I like hot sauce, but I usually only put it on speghetti or other predominately noodle dish.

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This thread makes me want to put any condiment on any food that I like.

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Ketchup on MAC & CHEESE?


I'm sorry, but that's just disgusting. Those are two of my favorite edibles, but they should remain separate.

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Oh god it's so good.

It's one of those things that might not seem good, but once you try you see that it's amazing. It's like cheeze whiz on hotdogs.

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Ketchup - Hot dogs and hamburgers

Mustard - Hamburgers only, and I can't be the one to put it there

Hot Sauce - I friggin' love hot sauce

BBQ - Only on ribs or chicken

Relish - No

Mayo - Ew God no

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I never used to sue condiments, but I've started recently. Ketchup on a hamburger or chicken sandwich is good, as long as it doesn't touch the bun (it makes it mushy and not as good). Mayo's OK, sometiems I'll have it on a chicken sandwich. Mustard's fine too, I just never use it. I don't consider BBQ sauce a condiment, but it's one of the only sauces I use.

Ranch...

Naw, I'm kidding. It's mustard.



Wait. I was going to post a picture of Judge Mathis, but I can't remember if image linking was banned/restricted or was a dream that seemed to merge into my real life memory. However, if it really was just a dream, then I could have ruined the entire joke or something by going into this talk about being confused about that.

http://judgemathistv.warnerbros.com/images/m_logo.jpg

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Uhhh... no idea what you're talking about, ChickenLeg. Link to your heart's content.

OKAY!

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That's really weird... I kept looking back at your first post and didn't get the joke. Immediately after glancing at the post with the pic actually in it, I got it. Apparently pics of him increase one's brain power. I should right this down

Oh, and I don't use hot sauce. I'm not big on really spicy foods.

Mayo-Never
Ketchup-Meh
Mustard-'k
BBQ sauce-Yum
Hot sauce-No
Relish-…

Ketchup - Eh.

Mustard - NO.

Hot Sauce - The best spicy substance ever created.

BBQ - Only on barbecue foods.

Relish - Really NO

Mayo - Dear god, NO

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Why does everyone hate mayo? Just because you like it doesn't make you KoT.

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Mush-Turd rocks. I ate it straight one time, the other people couldn't keep a straight face!
Get it?

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I don't usually use condiments. The calories add up over time.

But anyway, I don't see how you can put ketchup and ranch in the same category, you'd use them for different things. Ketchup's good on fries and such, but I prefer ranch on vegetables.

Only thing is, we have to make the ranch ourselves so it's vegan. So I'm not a big consumer of anything.

BTW, hummus = winner condiment. WINNER.

*sigh*

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