Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

A companion to the Homestar Runner Wiki
It is currently Wed Aug 19, 2026 4:52 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Archive » Fun Polls

All times are UTC




Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1 of 1
  [ 9 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 

Which
Benchwarmer 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
1 17%  17%  [ 2 ]
2 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
3 50%  50%  [ 6 ]
Home 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
No abstinence, you unmarried fiend. 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 12
Author Message
The Noid
 Post subject: What abstinence base are you on
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:14 pm
Posts: 8899
Location: looking at my post and/or profile
For those of you with Stephen Colbert's book, this little graph is in the Chevron "The Gas with Techron" Sports Chapter on page 76, right before the chapter got bought out by Blockbuster.

First Base: Polite Chatter
Second Base: Eye Contact
Third Base: A Randy Joke (Why did the mayonaisse blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.)
Home: Furious Dry Humping

Third base, baby.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Duecex2
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:34 am
Posts: 3515
Location: where
Ha, I remember that part. Many an lol.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Shippinator Mandy
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:29 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:58 am
Posts: 3489
Location: Anywhere but here.
Third.

Third third third.

Times a thousand.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
ed 'lim' smilde
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:39 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:00 am
Posts: 3849
Location: Best Coast
Shouldn't first and second be switched around? Maybe?

Well, I guess I'm getting to third. I mean, are dead cat jokes close enough?

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Acekirby
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:43 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:27 pm
Posts: 11940
Location: Puttin the voodoo in the stew, I'm tellin you
I'm on first/second base. First seems more extreme than second, though.

The Noid wrote:
Chevron "The Gas with Techron" Sports Chapter on page 76, right before the chapter got bought out by Blockbuster.

And it eventually got bought out by Kraft.

I love this book.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
The Noid
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:14 pm
Posts: 8899
Location: looking at my post and/or profile
Maybe they're around. I found a few minor errors myself.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
DIZZYZAP478
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:08 am
Posts: 174
Location: Florida
First/second base here. I make pretty good compliments.

_________________
Gonna have a real good time tonight!
Top
 Profile  
 
Dark Grapefruit
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 09, 2004 10:36 pm
Posts: 4328
Location: The island. Where and when that is I cannot say...
No, see, first base comes first because you make polite chatter while looking awkwardly around the room to see if you can run away.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
DIZZYZAP478
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:45 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:08 am
Posts: 174
Location: Florida
Ahhh!

_________________
Gonna have a real good time tonight!
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1 of 1
  [ 9 posts ] 

Board index » Archive » Fun Polls

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group