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When you die, you would like for your body to...
Be buried 38%  38%  [ 13 ]
Be cremated 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
Be experimented on 29%  29%  [ 10 ]
Be left alone 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Other 26%  26%  [ 9 ]
Total votes : 34
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 Post subject: When (or if...?) you die...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:46 am 
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I have been having this thought for awhile--the thought of that one day, I'll be dead. This is especially a troubling thought after nearly dying from carbon monoxide poisoning a month and a half ago. Now, my mind won't be existing in an earthly state at that time, so it probably won't matter unless I'm a zombie or something cool like that, but I'd still like to ask: what would you prefer happen to your body once you were deceased?

For me, I'd like to be buried or just left alone; I couldn't stand the thought of being cremated at all.

(sorry if this subject troubles anybody, just a poll out of curiousity)

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I don't plan on dieing. Ever.


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We won't die.

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I want a tasteful funeral and burial.

Yeah... boring, I know.

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I'd like to have my organs given to people who can use them.

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Yeah, I'd either want my organs donated to others or have my body used for science in some way.


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Shot out of a cannon.

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Yeah, I'd either want my organs donated to others or have my body used for science in some way.


yeah

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Much like Strong Bad, I wanna be taxidoimied! Except without the cougar. Anyway. I want to be taxidermied and I intend to state in my will that my surviving children must keep me around, and on display. None of this "toss Grandma's corpse in the attic" nonsense. If not that, then I want some kind of artistic installation done using my body. Maybe upholster a chair or a book with my skin or something. Make an interesting set of baskets out of my bones. I've got a friend who wants a cradle made out of his bones when he dies.

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I once read somewhere that this one lady's ashes were compressed and then formed into a synthetic diamond and set in a gold ring.

It didn't say how much it costs to do such a thing, but I would guess her family had a lot of money.

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Either organ donation, or BodyWorlds.

Awwwwwwwwww, forget it; I can't beat getting shot out of a cannon.

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I want by body meat thrown to the lions & my bones to be donated to art. But if I can get cremated & crammed into a diamond, then I've achieved immortality as a piece of near-unbreakabke jewelry.

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Donate my organs. I won't need them anymore.

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I'd definitely donate my organs and stuff. Then be cremated, whatever's left of me.

Although, having science done on me sounds alright... I'd have to go over it with the people who'll miss me.

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Like I have said before, I want to be sailed out on a burning Viking ship with candles on lily pads surrounding me.


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Peobably will donate my organs or use my body for science. That or a funeral with me being buried alive.

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I want to be set out to sea on a ship thats on fire.


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Throw me in a cardboard box and dump me in a hole.

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Buried--and EXTREMELY well-embalmed. I have a fear of decaying. But I have a tombstone in mind, so I do want to be buried.

Not before donating my organs, though.

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You wouldn't have to worry about decay if you were a diamond. ;)

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I want to donate my body
FOR SCIENCE.

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I plan on dying in a way that destroys my body completely.


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nintendogs123 wrote:
Like I have said before, I want to be sailed out on a burning Viking ship with candles on lily pads surrounding me.

And as I have said, I wish to be in a burning F-16 that kamikazies itself into said Viking Ship.

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Two words:

Viking.
Funeral.

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I want to be experimented on. There's no point in putting a good corpse to waste. Plus, I like the idea that some dental student's going to freak out when s/he has to cut my head off.


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Acekirby wrote:
nintendogs123 wrote:
Like I have said before, I want to be sailed out on a burning Viking ship with candles on lily pads surrounding me.

And as I have said, I wish to be in a burning F-16 that kamikazies itself into said Viking Ship.

Oh but you can donate my organs first, I mean I'm not gonna need them.

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I want to be encased in gold and lowered down into the Earth core!

...Though I guess that would count as cremation, wouldn't it...

Never mind the Earth core part. Just bury me.

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nintendogs123 wrote:
Like I have said before, I want to be sailed out on a burning Viking ship with candles on lily pads surrounding me.


I get that. :)

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nintendogs123 wrote:
Like I have said before, I want to be sailed out on a burning Viking ship with candles on lily pads surrounding me.
This sounds familiar. Is it from a movie or something?

Also I'd like to have my body used for SCIENCE! : D

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Seriously? I don't care. Cause I know I'll be in heaven laughing at people no matter what they do to me.

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