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WHICH DO YOU PREFER
The real stuff. 74%  74%  [ 17 ]
The fake flavored-corn-syrup stuff. 26%  26%  [ 6 ]
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 Post subject: Maple syrup.
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IN THE WORLD OF BREAKFAST OPTIONS, TWO TYPES OF SYRUP BATTLE FOR CONTROL.

IN THIS CORNER, MAPLE SYRUP. MADE FROM TREE SAP. TASTES LIKE A TREE.

IN THIS CORNER, "BREAKFAST SYRUP." MADE FROM CORN SYRUP WITH ARTIFICIAL MAPLE FLAVORING. TASTES LIKE AUNT JEMIMA.

ONLY ONE WILL WIN THE RIGHT TO GRACE YOUR PANCAKES/WAFFLES/FRENCH TOAST/WHAT HAVE YOU.

WHO WILL IT BE???

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Real Maple Syrup is gross.
Fake stuffs plz.


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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Real Maple Syrup all the way!

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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I prefer the real kind, please!

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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REAL CANADIANS CHOOSE REAL MAPLE SYRUP

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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I'm from here.
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We only accept the real stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Question: is the maple syrup at Cracker Barrel natural or unnatural?

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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I have no use for either. I eat pancakes and waffles with melted butter. French Toast is already flavored, so adding stuff isn't necessary. Though when I do add something to French Toast, it's powdered sugar.

Capt. Ido Nos may have my Cracker Barrel syrup, I don't want it. I'm fairly certain that's the real stuff.
Cracker Barrel wrote:
Pure Maple Syrup
Maple Grove Farms of Vermont is the largest packer of Pure Maple Syrup in the United States, and their 100% Pure Maple Syrup is the only maple syrup offered at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store locations.


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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Hmm... *rubs chin*

Ido likes Cracker Barrel maple syrup.

Cracker Barrel maple syrup is natural stuff.

Therefore: Ido likes natural maple syrup.

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In light of this evidence, Ima vote au natural. =9

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Yeah, fake stuff for the win.

Real tastes too...odd.

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Wait, they make fake maple syrup?

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Lol, fake maple syrup is for losers.
Real.


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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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Real or go home.

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Acekirby wrote:
Real or go home.
Truth this man speaks.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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We don't have the real stuff where I live, So fake it is.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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corTex08 wrote:
We don't have the real stuff where I live, So fake it is.
How unfortunate for you....

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corTex08 wrote:
We don't have the real stuff where I live, So fake it is.



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corTex08 wrote:
I prefer the real kind, please!


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This helps my hypothesis.


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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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nintendogs123 wrote:
corTex08 wrote:
We don't have the real stuff where I live, So fake it is.



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corTex08 wrote:
I prefer the real kind, please!


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This helps my hypothesis.

Just because it's all you have, doesn't mean you prefer it.

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Neither, lime juice is the only suitable pancake topping.

Don't mock it till you've tried it.

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Biscuithead wrote:
Neither, lime juice is the only suitable pancake topping.
Eww, gross.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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They're both good, but I think the fake stuff is sweeter, so I voted that.

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STupendous7 wrote:
They're both good, but I think the fake stuff is sweeter, so I voted that.
Actually the real stuff is sweeter and better for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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trees flavor plz.

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 Post subject: Re: Maple syrup.
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To be honest I never really look to see if it's real or not (which probably means I get the fake stuff). If it says "MAPLE SYRUP" then I'm grabbing it.

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As a rule, the real stuff is thinner and less goopy than the fake stuff (in my experience, at least). Also, it usually seems to come in a glass bottle rather than a plastic squeeze bottle.

That's generally a good indicator.

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Biscuithead wrote:
Neither, lime juice is the only suitable pancake topping.
I'm totally trying that.
Also, real stuff is better.

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Parlod wrote:
To be honest I never really look to see if it's real or not (which probably means I get the fake stuff). If it says "MAPLE SYRUP" then I'm grabbing it.

Generally, the fake stuff doesn't masquerade as maple syrup. It's labeled quite clearly as "breakfast syrup" or "pancake syrup" or something.

It also lacks the very distinct flavor of real maple syrup and, like Mandy said, it's gooier and is sold in larger quantities in plastic bottles.

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Parlod wrote:
To be honest I never really look to see if it's real or not (which probably means I get the fake stuff). If it says "MAPLE SYRUP" then I'm grabbing it.

Generally, the fake stuff doesn't masquerade as maple syrup. It's labeled quite clearly as "breakfast syrup" or "pancake syrup" or something.

It also lacks the very distinct flavor of real maple syrup and, like Mandy said, it's gooier and is sold in larger quantities in plastic bottles.


Well, the stuff I get comes in a plastic bottle, and says "Maple Syrup." Maybe I should just go to the pantry and check.

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Well, real maple comes in plastic bottles occasionally, too. Another clue is the shape; breakfast syrup comes in a ketchup-bottle-shaped bottle, while maple syrup bottles are often shaped like jugs. Of course, there are always exceptions.

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iand93 wrote:
Biscuithead wrote:
Neither, lime juice is the only suitable pancake topping.
I'm totally trying that.
Also, real stuff is better.
Make sure you have sugar too. Just a warning.

And I think the maple syrup I have is real... the bottle is shaped like a maple leaf.

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