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il Cartographer wrote:

Holy cow, I'm surprised by how many tweenagers are on here. Awesome. And you're already literate AND snarky! At such a young age? Your parents must be so proud of you.

I don't have parents

I was raised by a pack of wildebeest

They fed me on wildebeest milk and related to me the classic tales of wildebeest yore

Over the years I have developed a fierce paranoia relating to badgers

They look at me with their little Confederate eyes

The same eyes that wandered and went and gun shot ol' Honest Abraham

I hear Mr. Lincoln was raised by wildebeest as well

That would explain his gourmet test for wildebeest milk

We used to engage in the most riotous discussions over the quality of milk gleaned from the various regions of Africa

He insisted that the fruity overtones of "your finest Lesotho wildebeest" eclipsed the sour aftertaste of Namibia wildebeest milk by miles

and miles

and miles

One of my good friends tanned hides for a living

Eventually, Lincoln and I grew apart

He wrote letters occasionally

But they were short

Short and impersonal

To quote one of them, "Sincerely, Abraham Lincoln"

Nevertheless, I still considered each other good friends

Then he attended the play and some rascal went and offed him

I hardly gnu him

Author:	Capt. Ido Nos [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:42 pm ]
Post subject:	How old you be?
So we did one of these several years ago, and obviously it's all out of date now. Therefore I present to everyone the How old you be pol, mark II. Fun and excitement! This time I put the different years as separate, as opposed to the groups of two that I remember for some reason. Bounds are 10 and 24, that seems fair enough, except for one or two people. Alright, get this all started, I'm 20. Not legal yet yayyyy

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:48 pm ]
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Turnin' 24 on September 18th.

Author:	The Noid [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:35 pm ]
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The day before 9/11 is me birth celebration.

Author:	Jitka [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:37 pm ]
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Nineteen! Till December 3!

Author:	The Snork [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:58 pm ]
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12, Noid is still younger than me though

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Author:	The Noid [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:07 pm ]
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The Snork wrote: 12, Noid is still younger than me though uhh what maybe by a few months unless I don't know my own age... We had this conversation before, I remember it.

Author:	Parlod [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:35 pm ]
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Jitka you're only like 3 months older than me. Weird.

Author:	Jitka [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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Parlod wrote: Jitka you're only like 3 months older than me. Weird. Wow. We should like start a gang or something.

Author:	Potates [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:28 pm ]
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13, until 052708

Author:	iand93 [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:50 pm ]
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I'm legal in Canada.

Author:	Rusty [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:05 pm ]
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14

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:22 pm ]
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iand93 wrote: I'm legal in Canada. So that's like... 9. 7 with parents consent.

Author:	Tess-chan [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:29 pm ]
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I be sixteen.

Author:	Lunar Jesty [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:46 pm ]
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I'm 14. I'll be 15 next month though!

Author:	Biscuithead [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:30 am ]
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Potates wrote: 13, until 052708 As far as I knew there were not 27 months in the year..... Anyways, 17 woooo...... oh, no-one else is 17..... EDIT: so ace is 17 too, Wierdest simulpost ever.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:13 am ]
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That's not the kind of legal they're talking about I'm 15. Don't have a cool way of saying it.

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:02 am ]
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ramrod wrote: Dark Grapefruit wrote: I appear to be alone at 21. I was 21 up to last month ago. Ya youngin'! I be Double Deuce.

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Author:	Acekirby [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:29 am ]
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Someone here is the same age as me WHOOOO ARE YOU WHO WHO WHO WHO Capt. Ido Nos wrote: Alright, get this all started, I'm 20. Not legal yet yayyyy wut 18 is legal

Author:	The Noid [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:31 am ]
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Biscuithead wrote: Potates wrote: 13, until 052708 As far as I knew there were not 27 months in the year..... Uhh that's the wrong way to do it. It goes month/day/year but I like day/month/year better

Author:	Ninti [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:36 am ]
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Just turned 13 in March.

Author:	The Snork [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:57 am ]
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The Noid wrote: The Snork wrote: 12, Noid is still younger than me though uhh what maybe by a few months unless I don't know my own age... We had this conversation before, I remember it. yep it was Gabbly or something I'm nearly a month older than you like I was born August 16 and you were born September 10 so yeah

Author:	il Cartographer [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:12 am ]
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Holy cow, I'm surprised by how many tweenagers are on here. Awesome. And you're already literate AND snarky! At such a young age? Your parents must be so proud of you. iand93 wrote: I'm legal in Canada. Drinking age is either 18 or 19 depending where you are in Canada. I bee's not a teenager in one month, yaaarr.

Author:	The Snork [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:28 am ]
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il Cartographer wrote: Holy cow, I'm surprised by how many tweenagers are on here. Awesome. And you're already literate AND snarky! At such a young age? Your parents must be so proud of you. I don't have parents I was raised by a pack of wildebeest They fed me on wildebeest milk and related to me the classic tales of wildebeest yore Over the years I have developed a fierce paranoia relating to badgers They look at me with their little Confederate eyes The same eyes that wandered and went and gun shot ol' Honest Abraham I hear Mr. Lincoln was raised by wildebeest as well That would explain his gourmet taste for wildebeest milk We used to engage in the most riotous discussions over the quality of milk gleaned from the various regions of Africa He insisted that the fruity overtones of "your finest Lesotho wildebeest" eclipsed the sour aftertaste of Namibia wildebeest milk by miles and miles and miles One of my good friends tanned hides for a living Eventually, Lincoln and I grew apart He wrote letters occasionally But they were short Short and impersonal To quote one of them, "Sincerely, Abraham Lincoln" Nevertheless, I still considered each other good friends Then he attended the play and some rascal went and offed him I hardly gnu him

Author:	JTHomeslice [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:31 am ]
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Sixteen.

Author:	casimir III [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:42 am ]
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The Snork wrote: il Cartographer wrote: Holy cow, I'm surprised by how many tweenagers are on here. Awesome. And you're already literate AND snarky! At such a young age? Your parents must be so proud of you. I don't have parents I was raised by a pack of wildebeest They fed me on wildebeest milk and related to me the classic tales of wildebeest yore Over the years I have developed a fierce paranoia relating to badgers They look at me with their little Confederate eyes The same eyes that wandered and went and gun shot ol' Honest Abraham I hear Mr. Lincoln was raised by wildebeest as well That would explain his gourmet test for wildebeest milk We used to engage in the most riotous discussions over the quality of milk gleaned from the various regions of Africa He insisted that the fruity overtones of "your finest Lesotho wildebeest" eclipsed the sour aftertaste of Namibia wildebeest milk by miles and miles and miles One of my good friends tanned hides for a living Eventually, Lincoln and I grew apart He wrote letters occasionally But they were short Short and impersonal To quote one of them, "Sincerely, Abraham Lincoln" Nevertheless, I still considered each other good friends Then he attended the play and some rascal went and offed him I hardly gnu him

Author:	Chekt [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:59 am ]
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17, I'll be 18 July 23.

Author:	Dark Grapefruit [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:56 am ]
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I appear to be alone at 21.

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:04 am ]
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Ten-dee-five. =D

Author:	Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:27 am ]
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Acekirby wrote: Capt. Ido Nos wrote: Alright, get this all started, I'm 20. Not legal yet yayyyy wut 18 is legal Drinking, Ace, drinking. I can't smoke, I don't want porn, I keep forgetting to vote, and I can't be drafted into the military. So, the next closest thing is that, which I plan on not doing anyways, but the thought counts

Author:	ramrod [ Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:47 am ]
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Dark Grapefruit wrote: I appear to be alone at 21. I was 21 up to last month ago.