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Do you fold or scrunch your toilet paper?
Fold 28%  28%  [ 10 ]
Scrunch 72%  72%  [ 26 ]
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I think I'm gonna pyork my pyeants.


If you puke your pants, you're definitely gonna have to use something more stringent than TP!


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Yeah, TP can't compare to the cleaning prowess of a loofah.


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Yeah, TP can't compare to the cleaning prowess of a loofah.
Loofah? What the crap is that?

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Yeah, TP can't compare to the cleaning prowess of a loofah.
Loofah? What the crap is that?


GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! MY LOOFAH!

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Okay, well, that doesn't work for me. It's like this hard sponge thing that us lady-types use to exfoliate.

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Ok, now I'm getting really creeped out by this thread.

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I exfoliate from time to time. It keeps my complexion nice and healthy for my trips to p-town.


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I exfoliate from time to time. It keeps my complexion nice and healthy for my trips to p-town.
Please, for the love of Homsar, make the mental images go away. NL, you scare me on like 5 different levels of creepiness.

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The choice of scrunching or folding is, as strong bad would say, directly proportional to the amount left on the roll. Example:

Folding = Remaining toilet paper < (1/2) of the total roll.

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I fold- every time. Woulnd't scrunching get... I dunno... uncomfortable?
(I can't believe I'm posting in this thread!)


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This was one of the first questions my old youth pastor would ask a new person. He's from Lubbock, Texas; what do you expect? I only know one person who ever said "fold".

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ramrod wrote:
Naked_Lunch wrote:
I exfoliate from time to time. It keeps my complexion nice and healthy for my trips to p-town.
Please, for the love of Homsar, make the mental images go away. NL, you scare me on like 5 different levels of creepiness.

Yes, that might be true but you still love me ;)


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Tis true though. I have a question, when if someone has one of those toilets that shoots the stream of water? (No that I have one, just wondering)

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Do you mean a bidet? I used to know a girl whose parents had one in their bathroom. Too scary-looking to even consider.

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I think I'm too ticklish to deal with that.

"Time to clean up!"

-pushes button-

*giggle giggle giggle*


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Ya, probably the same thing with me.
It would start to squirt and I would like jump up.
Wouldn't that be a pleasnt suprise? If you didn't know it was coming.

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I usually don't fold or scrunch. Just one long strip of TP. But I guess it does get sort of scrunched.


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I think I'm too ticklish to deal with that.

"Time to clean up!"

-pushes button-

*giggle giggle giggle*
:eek: I'm scared for the second time of my life.

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I get 8 unsepatated sheets, then I keep folding them in half until they are the aproximate size of one sheet.
Wow, if you're so neat and tidy aout that, then I hate to see how clean your room is.

Actually, my room (and most of the rest of my home) is a bit untidy.

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I...uh...buh...ferp...whuh...


*runs away*

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woddfellow2'd! wrote:
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I get 8 unsepatated sheets, then I keep folding them in half until they are the aproximate size of one sheet.
Wow, if you're so neat and tidy aout that, then I hate to see how clean your room is.

Actually, my room (and most of the rest of my home) is a bit untidy.
So you make sure your tp is tidy and not your room? Where are your priorities?

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You make me sick. All of you. :eek:

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You make me sick. All of you. :eek:
Well, than thank you. But if you think tht, and you posted here, couldn't that make you sick as well?

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This is the grossest/most hilarious thread ever. I scrunch. It absorbs better that way. :-D

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Folding is for prissy nerds! Real people-types scrunch. I've never really thought about this before, it's always just been pull, tear, scrunch, and let the comforting dryness reign.

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Why did you ressurect this? We would like this thread to be dead.

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:sb: I thought I knew what ridiculous meant...

What the hell is the point of this?

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kerrek_slaya wrote:
Folding is for prissy nerds! Real people-types scrunch. I've never really thought about this before, it's always just been pull, tear, scrunch, and let the comforting dryness reign.


That is way more than I needed to hear.

Homsar22, read the rules. No swearing.

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I scrunch... Who doesn't?

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I scrunch... Who doesn't?

I don't.
Much more comfortable.

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