What's your sign?

Clever Danielle · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:51 am

Almost an infamous pick-up line, I ask all of you for your astrological signs. I, like my mother, am a Leo. I love center stage and demand compliments. But I should tell you something you don't know, shouldn't I?

Nintendork · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:55 am

Me and my mom are Saggitarius, my brother is Cancer, and my dad is Aquarius.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:16 am

I'm Taurus. My birthday's April 25.

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:37 am

AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Wack-A-Mole 17 hours a day

...Yeah, I'm an Aquarius. A Borderline Pisces, actually (February 18 is my birthday).

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:27 am

Sagittarius! ARROW'D!

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

I just make it into Pisces, (March 19th) though i don't think I can spell it right. My sister is also a piesces (March 3rd) I haven't read about pisces for a while, maybe a few years, so i don't remember much about it, buyt i do remember thinking that it suited me.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:49 am

This is the dawning of the age of...um, Sagittarius. December 3.

Doesn't quite fit the melody, does it?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:54 am

I am a Capricorn.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:08 am

I don't believe in astrology, but I'm a Sagittarius.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:24 am

Ian the Blue Man wrote:

I don't believe in astrology, but I'm a Sagittarius.

Nobody really believes in astrology. In fact, it really shouldn't be an "ology" at all, since it isn't really a science.

When's your birthday, Ian? Aren't you about a week older than me or something?

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:29 am

The forum knows.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:29 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

In fact, it really shouldn't be an "ology" at all, since it isn't really a science.

Actually, the suffix "ology" means "the study of". Astrology means the study of purported influences of stars on human affairs.

Now for a toastpaint.

The Japanese Geek · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:30 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

Nobody really believes in astrology. In fact, it really shouldn't be an "ology" at all, since it isn't really a science.

[joke]
Why was astrology invented?
To make economics seem like an accurate science.
[/joke]
I am a virgo.
...
{Insert some sort of funny comment here.}

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:25 am

I am Teh Pices! Meaning that...I'm...a....fish? Why a fish.....

Kinda ironic though, since I work at a fish fry place.

Obomaru · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:36 am

Aries!

Uh... I have a four chambered stomach. Wee!

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:45 am

Im pisces (you spelt it wrong on your poll there). I just made it into the pisces, February 19th. A few hours earlier and I'd be a aquarius.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Mr.KISS 66 wrote:

Im pisces (you spelt it wrong on your poll there). I just made it into the pisces, February 19th. A few hours earlier and I'd be a aquarius.

Oh yeah, you did! Doom has befallen us!

At least those who like to spell pisces correctly. But nobody does.

Mr.Bland · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:51 pm

Capricorn (December 28). You'd think they could think of a better sign than a fish-goat.

Encountering Gremlins · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:02 pm

Libra (September 24th). Yeah, it just has to not be represented by a cool animal. Only a freaking scale. I don't want to be reminded of how much of a twig I am.

Chezmerelda · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:14 am

I'm a proud-to-be Gemini.
Clever and funny, always the center of attention, being a Gemini is great, don't ya know? My friend and I called ourselves the Gemini Twinnehs for about three days. Makes sense, being as we're both Gemini and our symbol is the twins? Yeah, okay, I'll shut up now.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:24 am

PISCES!!!!!!!!

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Sorry about that. Forgot to take my meds today.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am

Sagittarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:52 am

*gives high-fives to Ian and Mandy*

[/utter spam]

So, as to make this post legit, read chapter 21 of Philip Plait's book, Bad Astronomy, to see why astrology is a complete and utter crock... pot.

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:25 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

*gives high-fives to Ian and Mandy*

Well, it IS one of Weird Al's best songs ever. *high-fives Ian and Einoo* It's great in concert.

Mr. Kiss, had I been born about 23 hours later, I woulda been a Pisces.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:56 pm

ramrod wrote:

I am Teh Pices! Meaning that...I'm...a....fish? Why a fish.....

Kinda ironic though, since I work at a fish fry place.

Correction, you're TWO fish. It's like the Ice Climbers of the zodiac world.

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:26 pm

Shippinator Mandy wrote:

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

*gives high-fives to Ian and Mandy*

Well, it IS one of Weird Al's best songs ever. *high-fives Ian and Einoo* It's great in concert.

Mr. Kiss, had I been born about 23 hours later, I woulda been a Pisces.

Uh-Oh, I Can see problems when It comes time for our birthdays...

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

ramrod wrote:

I am Teh Pices! Meaning that...I'm...a....fish? Why a fish.....

Kinda ironic though, since I work at a fish fry place.

Correction, you're TWO fish. It's like the Ice Climbers of the zodiac world.

Cool, I'm two people.. er.. things. I don't get it, out dothey tell the future by looking at the stars? Where do they get "Stay away from the one you love" or something from? It's crazy.

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:01 pm

Ju Ju Master wrote:

Cool, I'm two people.. er.. things. I don't get it, out dothey tell the future by looking at the stars? Where do they get "Stay away from the one you love" or something from? It's crazy.

I think they just write these up as they go along in most cases. There probably are some actual horoscopes that are done the way it's supposed to be done, but not as many as the fake ones.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:43 pm

Aries. And according to Google search...

Zodiac Signs of greatest overall compatibility: Leo, Sagittarius
Zodiac Signs of greatest overall incompatibility: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
Zodiac Sign most helpful to career: Capricorn
Zodiac Sign most helpful for emotional support: Cancer
Zodiac Sign most helpful financially: Taurus
Zodiac Sign best for marriage and/or partnerships: Libra
Zodiac Sign most helpful for creative projects: Leo
Zodiac Signs most helpful in spiritual matters: Sagittarius, Pisces

Now, let me go back and read this thread.

Encountering Gremlins · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:32 pm

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

Zodiac Signs of greatest overall incompatibility: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
Zodiac Sign best for marriage and/or partnerships: Libra

Roffle. I guess I might want to avoid dating anybody who's an Aries. :mrgreen:

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