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why won't you die?

In any type of game where you pick what to do then attack, like pokemon and final fantasy and so on, you hate every boss cause unlike quick action games, you have time to panic and be scared at the boss. Sometimes I just wish...

Boss: You have one pokemon left!

Ash: Now to bring out my mightiest pokemon yet!

Pikachu: Pika?

Ash: Not this time Pikachu.

Ash: I choose you! TRRRRRRRROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the L-shaped block from Tetris!
RRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

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But at least if your reflexes are off, you won't die instantaneously.

Any flying enemy that is difficult to hit and respawns. There's a lot of little flying enemies in Star Fox Adventures like that. They make me want to RARG.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

ok, i think the most annoying boss is the boss from windwaker, when you had to kill him w/ the boomerang, that was just stupid. alos, i hate that you have to sail around for like 20 min...omg..that was gay

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stop poverty NOW!

This isn't so much a certain enemy as it is a class of enemies, but I hate the enemies that have some sort of "one-hit kill" move that you can do nothing about. I mean, if I have to hit the jerk 200 times, he better have to hit me 100, or at least be easy to dodge.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The Dopefish in Commander Keen are really annoying. I know they became an injoke, but I wish they'd stop eating me.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Like sackface on RE4!
First time I saw that guy I tried to knife him. Got decapped.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

Killer bees and soldier ants in NetHack, if I'm a low level. Damnit, those things are killing machines.

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OK. I just got Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team, and the Armaldos have quickly become and object of bane for me. They keep hardening.... and hardening.... and hardening... and take a while to kill down. I'm just glad my partner is a Cyndaquil and can beat them quickly with Ember.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

I realy find these hat guys in Aero the Acro Bat really annoying. They're impossible (at least how I see it) for me to kill, since they use their oversized stripe-ed hats to defend, then throw fish at you and charge you.

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I have a question, would N00bs online count as an enemy? I mean, they're trying to kill you, and you're trying to kill them. And they are soooooo freaking annoying.

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N00bs are the mortal enemy of any respectable gamer. N00bs are here for one purpose: Humilating PWNAGE!

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I'd say the final boss of the first level of Neo Contra (I have only ever played it on the PS2, I don't know if it is available for any other consoles.) That game can be just annoying in general, but FUN and you get determined to beat it. Annoyingness:

1. Save feature doesn't work. The guy I was playing with deleted ALL his final fantasy files, still didn't work.

2. Classic Contra 1 hit kills.

3. Beat it on easy, it says 'try normal mode'

4. Beat it on Normal (the hartdest difficulty), and it shows a cut scene of the world blowing up and than it say 'get a higher rank'.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Although the sword in that is amazing, can kill a lot of bosses in oen hit.

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Hmm. While they are pretty annoying, I believe there is no greater satisfaction than pwning the aforementioned n00b. Maybe the uncertainty theory of n00bs could help:




There you have it, rammy. You just need to forget where the n00b is, then you'll find out how long until he gets pwned! [/quote]

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I'm going to second that n00b comment. It's why even though I read gaming blogs, I don't usually look at the comments.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?