Umbrella....Rain coats don't work IMO, since you're still getting...well...rained upon. The fact that you're wearing a big ol' heavy coat doesn't change the fact that it's still raining on you, ya know? But I like umbrellas. BIG umbrellas. The kind that just laugh right in rain's face.
Then I can laugh at people who don't have one. And mine has these adowable puppies on it. But it makes people think I'm gay. But then I have to explain to these retards that my liking of cute puppies doesn't have anything to do with my sexuality. But they just keep saying "you're gay" but I still like ma' puppy umbrella and nothing will ever change that.
