Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

So? You think Homestar and Marzipan should get hitched?

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I voted Pat Buchanan, but I really meant Pat Robertson.

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I voted Pat Buchanan, but I misread it and thought it said Sid Frenchman....or was it Sid Hoffman....

Marzipan can do a lot better than Homestar...well, maybe not a LOT better, but still, I think she can do better. A wedding between Marzipan and Homestar would be horrible--just think of their children. *shudders* Little brooms that run around saying "Sewiously" all the time....

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When those to get hitched I'll have lost alot of respect for H*R.

I voted Pat Buchanan.

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They shouldn't get married. They don't get along too well.

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I think TBC said it right when they said when Marzipan and Homestar get married and have a kid, then they've jumped the shark. Personally, I wouldn't want to see them get married. I like things just the way they are now.

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Does anyone know what Pat Buchanan is a reference to? 'Coz I obviously do.

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anybody remember this?

Exactly.

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Yeah, I think I remember them saying that. You're right too. H*R.com has dug itself into a happy little niche and I would be quite unpleasant if it budged. A lot of the humor on the website comes from Homestar Runner and Marzipan bickering back and forth, never pleased with each other. Homestar's "Cardboard Marzipan" will always be a classic moment of hilarity in my heart.

I voted a definite no. A marriage in the H*R series would throw everything out of wack. Things would turn into a freakin' sitcom if that happened. We Homestar Runner fans fear change. After all, it's a cartoon, things are best kept the same. Oye... I don't even want to imagine what would happen if they had a kid. Introducing a new character would be ESPECIALLY nutty for the site. NO MARRIAGE!

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Agree'd. Though I wouldn't mind a new character, just not Homestar and Marzipan's offspring.

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I suppose... But a website as popular as H*R.com doesn't really need a new character. In fact, a new character could be quite risky for TBC. Introducing a flop character that provides no humor and no creative edge can be lethal for a hit cartoon series.

Anyways, that's just my opinion. Who knows, TBC could come up with an amazing new character that adds a whole new dimension to the site! I'm not quite sure. I do know, however, that a Homestar Runner-Marzipan offspring would NOT work. Just talking about it makes me fear for the site...

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I don't mean a new main character per se - another new TGS character would be funny. However, I can't think of any possible way a child of Homestar and Marzipan would be funny or worthwhile in any way. Now, a child of Coach Z and Marzipan would be pure genius, but that's a whole different story.

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I thought Coach Z already mothered a kid in secret, from that "garage sale" sbemail. He mothered something...>>

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

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I think he mothered his insanity. Something's not right with his head, I tells ya.

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It's the questionable water. It does stuff to ya.

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You know, the risks outweigh the bennifits. So no. Although I'd like to see a kid between them in one eppisode.(like a homestar version of alternate reality, where him and marzipan get along, get married, and have a kid.)

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Oh, you totally stole that from Futurama. ('Cept there weren't kids in Futurama.)

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...The ballot was confusing! D:

Also, I'd like to see [s]Rya come back to life and hook up with Phil[/s] Marzipan get together with Strong Sad.

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Mandy, we'ed all like to see [s]Rya come back to life and hook up with Phil[/s] Marzipan get together with Strong Sad.

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Is it absolutely necessary to include a third, nonsensical option in every forum poll?

Homestarrunner.com is too much of a comedic site to get into dramatics (and realisms) about marriage, me thinks. I like it just the way it is.

No. Just the ones that have two real choices. If there are three, then you add a fourth, nonsensical option.

I voted Buchanan.

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It's not nonsensical! If you watched Futurama, you'd know that.

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What does Futurama have to do with Homestar and Marzipan?

IT'S JUST A JOKE, OK!?!?!? Besides:

At least someone noticed.

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And a bad joke at that. After awhile, it just becomes an annoying cliche, and the beating of a dead horse.

I'll stop now, though. Before I troll too much.

Tell me what it doesn't have to do with it.

And if you don't like the funny answers, then don't freakin' vote and go ask why there is one. Sheesh.

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No, that's creepy. In my opinion, they are like. . . under-aged.

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Well, that is your opinion. But that doesn't mean that it's the facts. We don't know how old they really are. And considering that Homestar and Marzi seem to have their own houses, I'd say that they're not under-age.

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Not to mention how Strong Bad recalls their past days from when they were in high school in one of his emails. They're adults, methinkst.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!