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Dear Strong Bad,
You should punch Homestar Runner 138 times in the gut, head, or whatever you want. Or you could punch that dump face Strong Sad. I'm just saying this because you haven't beaten anybody up in a while.

I really need some violence,
Sincerely,
*Like I'm really gonna say it in the forum*

I had a dream that it got picked, so I think it's an omen. whadd'yalls think?

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Franz Ferdinand has a new album called "You Could Have It So Much Better". It rocks.

But he did. "Everybody to the Limit". Twas the number one summer jam.

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Franz Ferdinand has a new album called "You Could Have It So Much Better". It rocks.

I haven't gotten a SBemail with my sig on it this week. Sorry.

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Dear Strong Bad,

What is your knowledge on the mysterious 1936 and 20X6 timelines?

Your 4th best Friend ever,
Ian Rideout

Okay, that was a lame one, but I asked him that because I wanted to see more of 1936 and 20X6. The 4th Best Friend thing was in reference to lady...ing.

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:ehsteve: I sent one saying Strong Sad should go on a diet

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Here comes the thnikaman!!!!!

Hey SB

Well, Decemberween is on it's way and, well. What's your Decemberween list?
From your man
ikwaylx
Wakefield.


I hope it gets answered even it's early to ask.

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Hmm... I just sent one...

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

I thought they could mess around with this one.

Dear Strong Bad,
If you had an unlimited supply of duct tape, what would you do with it?

Real name

My home state

Perhaps a little overboard with the superlatives, but it's entirely possible this would get in, no?

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I sent one that went something like this:

Dear STronG BAd:

You suck, dude! You say your a ladies man, but youre not!!!! Youre lame! You make fun of homestar when he's cooler than you! The only thing that improves your reputation is hanging out with the Cheat! I think he dont need you anyway, like his awesome Flash can win more than Pizza!
Crapfully Crap crap,
*name*






I don't mean this of course but i figured it could be answered eaisier.

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Clicky:

Something along the lines of:



I'd say BC, but they've answered ALOT from here, so I figured they might want a change of locale. Also the typo is intentional, I kinda switch back and forth from actually including it.

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I think a really cool one would be this, one about his family:

Dear Strongbad,
How come you never mention your parents. We know about your lame Strongsad, and cool StrongMad, and the super cool you, but never about your parents.

With crap,

Branchburg, NJ

"Dear Strong Bad,

What goes on in a tipical Strongbadian public school?

Margaret, Virginia"

Yes, the spelling was on purpose.

dear Stinkoman,

don't you think Sailor Marzi would be a great challange for you?

Insert random name here

I sent in a book about How Strong Bad meet Strong Sad, And Asked if it was accurite.

Then I sent a copy to TBC, seeing if they would put it in the museum.

It was a good book, the pics were so-so though.

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Don't Touch that Hurdle!
Don't Touch that Turtle!
Don't Touch that Curtle...d milk.

Here's my question:

Dear Strong Bad,

What is up with Strong Mad and Pasta? How does he keep all those muscles with all the carbs he's eating?

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"What's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." Spike Spiegal, Cowboy Bebop

That's nearly identical to my latest attempt:

Dear Strong Bad,

You should give us the grand tour of your house, and any other cool places we should see.

Sincerely,
Ethan Fowler
Tulsa, OK

And then there's:

Strong Bad,

Don't you think disclaimers are funny? I mean, when a big bag 'o airline peanuts says 'WARNING: may contain peanuts'? I think they're funny.

-Ethan Fowler
Tulsa, Oklahoma

My email went alike this:

Dear strongbad, what ever happend to the get up noise? I think it was cool.

Sincerly yours,
You already know and if u dont, it wil dawn on u

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No it didn't.

Can you come up with any proof for this?

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What kind of proof can i show u?!?!

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this is one:
D-D-Dear SBBBSB,
Are there any invisible animals in your town, city, wherever it is you live? If so, what do they do, what kind of animals are they, and how did they get invisible?
Your main squeeze(whatever that means...),
Adam Robb
Cantown, Ohio

and...
Dear the coolest,

You are very cool! You should write a novel about something that is as cool as you!! It would be cool and I bet many people would buy it because it will be so cool!!

coolerely(like sincerely...),

Adam

and..
Hola Strong Baaaad,

What is Homestar's last name? Is it Runner? Or is that part of his first name? And is you and your brothers last name Bad, Sad, and Mad? Just wondereing!! Please answer this cool guy!!

Hasta-La-Vista!
Adam Robb Fromm
Canton, OHIO!!

they might have bin too long..

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Umm... Crapface.

I know that there's no way to support this claim (unless the brothers Chaps are part of these forums, whereas I can confirm the email it was sent with), but I wrote the ahundredth email, flashback. =/

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"If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. No-one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what d'ya do? First, you say "no!" Then, you get outta there!"
~Sonic, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

That is pretty hard to believe. But there's no proof for or against it, so I'm going to stand neutral on this one.

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Well, at least neuteral is better then against.

I sent the email and then told my friends what it was. The next week, I was playing a game of RISK during study hall with them, when one said something along the lines of me being a lucky bastard. Figuring it was because I had just taken out another friend's 2 cannons with my 2 soldiers, I said I was just that good. He responded by saying that getting an email answer had nothing to do with how good you are, which of course left me wondering what the heck he was rambling on about.

Later, my other friend, Andy Morris, told me about the email. I thought he was messing with me, until I saw it myself. Needless to say, I was a bit shocked.

So that's basically it. As I already said, if anyone has means of contacting the Chaps brothers I could prove it, but otherwise... eh. =P

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"If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. No-one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what d'ya do? First, you say "no!" Then, you get outta there!"
~Sonic, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

if one o my emails got answered i wouldnt be a bit shocked...ID FREAK OUT MAN!!

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Umm... Crapface.

hey Strong Bad,
I was wondering why Marshy always has a bite in him...Did you like try to eat him or something?
Sincerely yours,
Adam Robb from *************

i just sent him that one...im hoping it gets answered i mean, its got a good question

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Umm... Crapface.

I've sent this once:


Hoi SB,

Ik ben je grootste Nederlandse fan! Ik zou het erg leuk vinden als je ons land eens komt bezoeken. Hoe vind je Nederland? Vertel eens wat over het land hier ver vandaan, waar je woont.
Doe the Cheat de groeten van me en zeg tegen Homestar dat ie een broek nodig heeft.

Groetjes, Henrieke


It is about nothing, just a bit talk. In Dutch.

TOTPD

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In case you think this is interesting.

has anyone tried sending one like a million times? maybe that would give it a good chance of answerabilty

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Umm... Crapface.

Actually, they'd probably want to answer it less and less each time you send it.


But you might have to send it five or six times before they even notice it.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?