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Subject: Switcheroo
Dear Strong Bad,
What would it be like if you were still your cool self, but stuck in Strong Mad's body? Or Strong Sad's? Or if they were stuck in yours?
Jacob (not puttin' my last name 'cause I don't want you making fun of it)
I nearly had my electricity cut off last month, so I thought I'd send this one...
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Subject: Utilities
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever had your utilities cut off? If so, how did you manage through that?
Jacob
Mansfield, TX
My parents recently told me that if I'd been born a girl, they'd have named me Amanda Elise. It got me to thinkin'...
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Subject: Girl?
Dear Strong Bad,
What would you be like if you were a girl? You'd probably still be pretty awesome, but just awesome in a different way, right?
Jacob
Mansfield, TX
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Subject: UPGRADE
Dear Strong Bad,
Does the word "upgrade" mean ANYTHING to you?
Sincerely,
Jacob
Mansfield, TX
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Subject: Pom Talk
Hey Strong Bad,
What would Pom Pom sound like if he talked normal? You know, like everyone else around there.
Jacob (leavin' out my last name so you don't make fun of it)
Mansfield, TX
I sent this one partly in reference to the "function key" that caused the awesome electric guitar effect on an email in the Compy era, and partly in hopes that he'll "accidentally" delete my email since haven't seen a deletion on the Lappy. (I've also sent him one before simply asking him to delete my email so we could see what the Lappy would do.)
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Subject: Function
Hey Strong Bad,
Have you messed with the function keys on the Lappy to see if they do anything cool with the emails?
Jacob (leavin' out my last name so you don't make fun of it)
Mansfield, TX
This one actually happened...
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Subject: Poopsmith Love
Dear Strong Bad,
I think I met the Poopsmith's sister yesterday...or his soulmate. As she walked by, she was talking with her friend about how she likes eating feces...er, crap. I think we should hook them up!
Jacob (still leavin' out my last name 'cause I don't want you makin' fun of it)
Mansfield, TX
I know Strong Bad opened one of his early emails by saying "Toons, Games, I'm gonna check my eeeeeemaaaail," but there's plenty more comic hilarity to be had from it, so I figured I'd give it a shot.
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Subject: Toons, Games, Email
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever tried just walking outside and saying "Toons," "Games," and all that stuff to see if anything crazy happens? Occasionally some sweet stuff happens whenever you say "Email," so why not give it a try?
Jacob (still leaving out my last name 'cause I don't want you making fun of it)
Mansfield, TX
I've never taken an IQ test until this week, and when I did I found out that I could easily qualify for Mensa, a high-IQ society. In my excitement (since the word "Mensa" looks great on resumes), I decided to ask Strong Bad about it too.
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Subject: Mensa
Strong Bad,
Are you a member of Mensa? If so, do you ever attend any of their functions?
Sincerely,
Jacob
Mansfield, TX
After sending so many emails, I decided to make fun of myself a bit.
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Subject: Annoying
Dear Strong Bad,
Does it ever get really annoying when the same people keep emailing you over and over?
Jacob
Mansfield, TX
I sent this one the day after I discovered AskANinja.com. Maybe he'll make a reference to them if he answers it, but doubtful.
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Subject: Ninja!
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever considered being a ninja?
Jacob (leavin' out my last name 'cause I don't want you makin' fun of it)
Mansfield, TX
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