Fold or Scrunch?

buhubs · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:56 pm

I think some tribe of pilgrims once used corn for their toilet paper

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 pm

1. What does that have to do with the topic?
2. Why did you revive this topic just to say that?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:36 pm

Acekirby wrote:

2. Why did you revive this topic just to say that?

He likes to watch that little number in the box on the left-hand side go up.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:04 pm

buhubs wrote:

I think some tribe of pilgrims once used corn for their toilet paper

That's great. I shall share that information with everyone I come in contact with now.

Jenny · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:16 pm

for some reason this brought up my wilderness camping memories... you probably don't want to know why.

Badri3211 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:29 pm

Scrunch it

Chekt · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:40 pm

who actually sits there and folds the TP?

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:37 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

2. Why did you revive this topic just to say that?

He likes to watch that little number in the box on the left-hand side go up.

So do you.

Anyway, I fold.

buhubs · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:45 pm

Folding, scrunching is lazy

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:39 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

2. Why did you revive this topic just to say that?

He likes to watch that little number in the box on the left-hand side go up.

So do you. :P

Oh snap. That was mean, but funny.

Oh, and if you want to know whether it's folding or scrunching, well, eww. I'm not telling, that's just kinda wrong to tell.

Jello B. · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:41 am

ramrod wrote:

Oh, and if you want to know whether it's folding or scrunching, well, eww. I'm not telling, that's just kinda wrong to tell.

And yet you're completely comfortable with posting a picture of yourself in a dress. Interesting...

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:46 am

Jello B. wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Oh, and if you want to know whether it's folding or scrunching, well, eww. I'm not telling, that's just kinda wrong to tell.

And yet you're completely comfortable with posting a picture of yourself in a dress. Interesting...

Well, you could always check my septic system if you'd like.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:29 am

ramrod wrote:

Jello B. wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Oh, and if you want to know whether it's folding or scrunching, well, eww. I'm not telling, that's just kinda wrong to tell.

And yet you're completely comfortable with posting a picture of yourself in a dress. Interesting...

Well, you could always check my septic system if you'd like.

Ewwwwww.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:09 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

2. Why did you revive this topic just to say that?

He likes to watch that little number in the box on the left-hand side go up.

So do you.

Used to, Einoo T. Spam, now I just look at lit and ask, "Where has my life gone?"

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:43 am

I wrote:

Well, you could always check my septic system if you'd like.

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Ewwwwww.

The invitation is still out there. Anyone? Do I have to get the Poopsmith for you guys?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:25 pm

ramrod wrote:

The invitation is still out there. Anyone? Do I have to get the Poopsmith for you guys?

Go ahead, I'll hold the lid open.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:06 pm

No need for you to hold the lid open, BTG.. The Poopsmith's got a helper.

This episode airs sometime never.

I think the whole idea of looking in the tank to be inconclusive. It's gonna get all wadded and mashed up and stuff during the trip down the drain..

As for me, it's fold. Usually a couple times.

Jello B. · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:34 pm

StrongRad wrote:

No need for you to hold the lid open, BTG.. The Poopsmith's got a helper.

This episode airs sometime never.

ROFFLE.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:38 pm

StrongRad wrote:

No need for you to hold the lid open, BTG.. The Poopsmith's got a helper.

I can't believe you missed the joke, and here I thought you were smart.

Chekt · **Posted:** Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:34 am

folding is to organized and neat for what you are doing. so i scrunch

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:10 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

StrongRad wrote:

No need for you to hold the lid open, BTG.. The Poopsmith's got a helper.

I can't believe you missed the joke, and here I thought you were smart.

You know, if Rad still had his long hair, he could use it to eat you. But he turned all, umm...that guy in the Bible, yeah him, on me.

inandoutburger · **Posted:** Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:49 am

Folding and scrunching are kind of a 60/40 split for me. Most of the time I fold my paper so I don't get poo on my hands, but I scrunch it when I'm in a hurry, or I have exceptionally wet stools (scrunching = more surface area = more absorption of wet #2).

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:29 am

Burgy, did you need to go into detail? I just ate! Ugh...Please, for the sake on my mental images, don't do that again.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:42 am

AgentSeethroo wrote:

KateESportsinterviews wrote:

I wasn't sure, so I did some field testing a few minutes ago.

Woah. TMI...Tee. Emm. Dang. Eye.

Whoa... Um, I honestly don't remember posting that. That's not even something I'd say.

I'm a little freaked out.

The Cup of Coffee · **Posted:** Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:57 am

And I'M freaked out that this thread is still alive, although it is funny to read.

Parlod · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:55 pm

(This got brought up in Y'all Got a Sidewalk? So I figured I saunter on over...)

NOT TELLING'D!

Inverse Tiger · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:10 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Naked_Lunch wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Naked_Lunch wrote:

I don't use toilet paper.

Newspaper man, aren't ya?

Nah, I just use my cat.

I hope that the cat isn't white.

Not anymore.

How I regret not finding this forum when you graced it oh legendary one.

Here's a bit of a redirect: how many sheets do you use on average? Assuming the average 2-ply roll of course. Who uses more paper, the folders or scrunchers? Sometimes I wonder if I could reduce the amount I use.. but you know, you definitely do NOT want to underestimate.

Scrunch/3 per.
(lol, no one in their right mind's gonna respond to this)

Parlod · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:12 pm

Quote:

How I regret not finding this forum when you graced it oh legendary one.

Here, here.

I usually don't count. I just pull, tear, and.....yeah. I feel creepy.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:24 pm

Scrunch.

I love how all those other ladies are like ":o Not Telling!"

It takes a real woman to admit what she does with her toilet paper.

buhubs · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:06 pm

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

Scrunch.

I love how all those other ladies are like ":o Not Telling!"

It takes a real woman to admit what she does with her toilet paper.

It takes a real woman to admit alot of things she does with herself and her belongings.

I [s]teepee[/s] just stick wads of toilet paper in thar now.

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