Emails you've sent to Strong Bad

UZ · **Posted:** Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:55 am

I just sent this one.

Dear Strong Bad-i-cus
You have style, no doubt about it. You should totally start a fashion line for the sylish clothes wearers out there. It would totally kick the butt of all of those other weird-named-based fashion companies out there.

Something witty,
-UZ

lalalei2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:40 pm

Dear Strong Bad,

Today is my birthday. Can you give me a present?

Mary OH

IZSBHR · **Joined:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:38 pm **Posts:** 107

Dear

,

You know those old characters? Like Homeschool Winner, Strong Glad, Mr. Bland, and Sen(don't know the tildy code)or? Could you bring them back?

Sincerely, no spelling errors,
Invader ZIM, secret alien base.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:50 pm

dear strong bad,

if you face looks like a wrestling mask then what are the laces in the back of your head for?

JESSE,SC

Mighty Twig · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:34 pm

Here's one I sent back in August '04:

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Hey Strong Bad.

Do you have anything secret that belongs to Homestar. Like a secret diary or something.

Yours Sincerely
David Mott

And one that I sent yesterday:

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Good Day Mr. Strong Bad.

Could you please explain why you use old computers?

From Davey
Milton Keynes, England

EDIT: I made some more

Email #1

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If you and everyone you knew were a team of superheroes, what would your team name be, what would be your superhero names and what would be everyone's special powers?

From,
Billy

Email #2

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Attention Strong Bad.
Is there a reason why Strong Sad is whiny and annoying, causing you and your brother to make fun of him? If there is, please explain.

Salutations,

And I couldn't remember what name I put down

Email #3

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Dear S B.
Exactly why did The Poopsmith take a vow of silence? If you don't know, I'm sure the KOT can tell you.

-From Mr. Andersonperson
The Moon.

Email #4

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Does Strong Badia have its own chain of Fast-Food Resturants?

Thanking you in advance.
Alex.
From Wales.

Email #5

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Bad Strong Dear,
What is the deal with The Thnikkaman. I mean, why does everyone love him so much. I think you should find out for us.

-Good luck
From "The Mighty Twig"

All the names and locations, by the way, I made up. ('Cept the name at the first one, which is my real name.)

The thingy · **Joined:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:38 pm **Posts:** 1

Dang! I've been sending him emails so much. I think on the next one,they will use mine.

Parakeet05 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:44 am

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Strong Bad, there's a bully at my school who keeps beating me up. What should I do? ~The Parakeet~

yeah that never happened. I just thought it was a good question

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In email #101: "Car" you say you don't have a car. If this is true why were you riding in a car in email # 106: "Dangeresque 3"? If it is not yours, who's car is it? I am greatly confused by this. Thanks much, You are totally awesome, ~"The Parakeet"~

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Dear Strong Bad, Now that the summer is really rolling in, I was wondering if you could show us some of The latest Strong Bad summer fashions. Thanks Much, "The Parakeet"

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Dear SB-to-tha-hood do you attend any classes at your local communtity college? If so, what are they? Yours truUuly, the Parakeet P.S.

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Dear Stolng brad, Did Bubs ever set up his consession stand as a confession stand? You know, like to take peoples' confessions? Sincerely you're's truly, Parakeet from moose lake

man that STILL sounds awesome.

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Dear Mr. Bad, We are sorry to inform you of the death of your close relative and long time friend, Benedict Liebenthal. Funerals will be held some time later than now. ~"The Parakeet"~

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Dear Stinkoman, would you care to share with us some of your polictical views? ~"The Parakeet"~

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Dearest Strong Bad, What do you plan to do for Decemberween? I think you should go caroling with Strong Mad, Pom-pom, and The Cheat. Happy Decemberween, ~"The Parakeet"~

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From,
~"The Parakeet"~

I've been wondering if you have car. If you do, is it a good car or an old one? What color is it?

P.S

can you show it to me? Do I ask too many questions? Will you please answer?

Dear Strong Bad,

I don't know WHAT I was thinking when I wrote THAT.

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Hey there Strong Bad, I was wondering what you like to do in your spare time. I was also wondering what you do for a living, and how many emails per week you get asking how you type with boxing gloves on. Have a nice day, ~"The Parakeet"~ P.S.

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Dear Strong Bad, I was thinking of vacationing in Strong Badia this Summer. What kinds of resorts and tourist attractions do you have there? Rock on, ~"The Parakeet"~

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Dearest Strong Bad,
I'm worried about your health. When was the last time you had a doctor's appointment?

yours,
Parakeet05

Those are mine...they all sound stupid now. And I've got another one to send him next week. I'm planning on sending a new one each week and like, really thinking them through.

or maybe I'll alternate thinking them through and hoping to just get lucky.

Van_Buren · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm

dear Strong Bad

Why dont you host a music festival in strong badia? you could have cool tapes perform and coach Z could do some freestylin aadthen for a finale you could perform all your numba 1 jams

c0dstr

Cyrus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:23 pm

Here are the ones I'd email.

Dear Strong Mad (Yes, Strong Mad)

What do you think of Strong Bad?

Cyrus

^could be the death of the Lappy, where in Strong Mad's attempt to type, he pounds the Lappy to no end.

Dear The Cheat,

Can I be in a Powered By The Cheat toon doing something bad to Homestar? I know :sb:

will like it.

Cyrus

Dusk · **Joined:** Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:55 am **Posts:** 34

I once sent one that said:

Dear Strong Bad,

Who would win in a fight, Homsar, or The Poopsmith?

Your aquaintance,

******* ********
From ***********, **

Yep, no real info given here. Just a dumb email from a normal Jib.

superplough · **Posted:** Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:07 am

i sent him an email asking him what his fighting styles are.

Daniel · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:18 am **Posts:** 5

These transcripts may not be 100% verbatim as I've deleted the sent messages, but I sent ol' SB a couple today:

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Strong Batch,

Who is your main woman?

Daniel, GB

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Deer Strong Bad,

Have you heard of Scotland? What do you think of Scotland? I live in Scotland. I want to know what you think of where I live.

McFiflfofn, IV

Anyway, I'm new here, so hi!

Locke-Kefka · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:10 pm

I just finished sending in one called "rock band"

Dear Strong Bad,

I seriously think that you should start your own rock band. Just think of all the fans you will have. I'm sure that the band name will be a really awesome one and you would probably have a song that would make it to #1 on the charts!

Your Fan,
Jessica R.,
North Bay, Ontario Canada

but I doubt it'll make it (note: I noticed that on my sent items part on my e-mail, the two words have and a are stuck together, now I know for sure that if I get it answered, strong bad will make fun of my grammer)

SBASAF Mission Control · **Posted:** Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:36 pm

"I was wondering if you're really a masked wrestler. Are you? Can you show us a few of your moves?"

That's my extremely stupid E-Mail. Note all SB E-Mails are extremely stupid. That's why I made it extremely stupid. I'm waiting with my fingers crossed.

Cyrus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:36 am

I just sent one recently on the day be4 road trip.

Dear Coolest Guy in the World A.K.A. Strong Bad

What would you do with hypnotizing powers?

Tom

Kariia · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:52 pm

I wrote:

Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you clone yourself? That way you can have sombody to do all your work.
Insert words here,
Kelentari Fierayne, ON

Somebody is misspelled intentionally and I signed as Kelentari Fierayne (my roleplay character) since it's easier to make fun of than "Kariia". x3

brothacheese · **Posted:** Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:04 am

dEAR sTRONG bAD

What progrrams other than email does you have on the ol' Lappy
Some words other than crap
Joe and Jack Gallagher, Worcester, MA

Dagron · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:53 pm

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Dearest Strong Bad:

I have noticed that you have upgraded your computer many times throughout the years, yet you have never updated your printer? Surely this hinders snail-mail correspondance?

I am worried about your letters,
Phil Mann.
Peterborough, England.

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Dear Strong Bad:

It's important to be clean! Many people have lots of different kinds of baths. What's your favourite way to bathe?

Yours very sincerely,
Phil Mann,
Peterborough, England.

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Dear Strong Bad:

I keep getting beaten in chess. Do you have any tips to improve my game? How do you achieve checkmate most times?

Please help!

Yours checklessly,

Phil Mann
Peterborough, England.

All errors deliberate... of course... ... ...[/quote]

Drahcir · **Joined:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:21 am **Posts:** 2

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Dear Strong Bad:
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.

Yours truly--
The King of Town

Mmmmm.... Peaches

Can anybody spot the reference? I also spoofed the From field so it points to thekingoftown@homestarrunner.com. Should be interesting if he answers it.

Bippy man · **Joined:** Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:58 am **Posts:** 3

Here's some I sent him---

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Dear Strongbad,
I *cough* have a cold, do you have any secret remedies?
 
From, Sickwater Sam.

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DEAR STRONGBAD. WILL YOU DO DRAWINGS OF YOUR FRENDS? "DA' BOYZ"

Code:

Hey Strongbad! I liked your drawing of Trogdor soo much! but could you draw pictures of your friend's? Except Strongsad.

Ch3@T@chu · **Joined:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:17 am **Posts:** 4

ramrod wrote:

Mine was that I was wondering if Homsar and Homestar were related. As you can tell it wasn't answered. I'm crying on the inside.

no way i asked the same exact question!! :hr:

Evanji Axu · **Joined:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:57 pm **Posts:** 33

I asked about what if Homestar and Marzipan had a kid, and...uh...some other stuff I think.

I've signed as, among others, Evanji Axu and Erutashi Orrandey.

Harko · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:39 am

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Dear Strong Bad,

What is your favorite brand of soda? If no soda is as refreshing as a Cold One why not make your own soda? You could be a millionare!

Your semi-kinda-maybe-friend,
{My name from the place where I live}

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Dear Strong Bad,

Why doesn't Strong Badia hold a talent show? You could show off your amazing skills and go home with an amazing trophy!

Your fan,
{My name from the place where I live}

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Dear Strong Bad,

What would you do if you were the last person alive?

Your fan,
{My name from the place where I live}

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Dear Strong Bad,

What are you duties as president of Strong Badia?

From,
{My name from the place where I live}

Yep, I just came up with those in the back of my mind and instantly emailed them. Didn't really think about them.

Evanji Axu · **Joined:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:57 pm **Posts:** 33

And I asked him what he looks for in a lady.

Next I'm going to ask him about "hot female elves", a phrase that I find hilarious for no real reason.

garnetblack · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:03 pm

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you recommend for the morning after a night of too many cold ones?
Sincerely,
J.R. from S.C.

Chekt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:56 pm

No doubt that this has been said by sombody before but here goes.

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Dear Strange Man,

Do you enjoy any particular Arts and/or crafts? If so, what are your favorites?

Signed,
Phillip in Texas

And

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Dear Strange Man,

Do you have any plans for the future?

Signes,
Phillip in Texas

Cyberlink420 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:16 pm

I've actually written a couple, though none have been answered, including if he knows any magic tricks, what his own TV show would be like, and how to get out of Jury Duty...

Spyrox6 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:22 pm

I've written one asking if strong bad has done any sports. Then I said that he should try wresling cause he would be good at that. Right?

Someone probably did that already, but it's worth a shot.

Mighty Twig · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:17 pm

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Dear No-Shirt.
Decemberween is almost upon us, and I was wondering what you and your brothers do to prepare for the holiday season.

From some guy called Dave.

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Dear Strong Bad.
I recently had an operation to have my appendix removed.
Have you had any operations at all?

Zubs · **Joined:** Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:37 am **Posts:** 4

My most recent was something like,

Heeeeeeeeeeeey STRONG BAD!

Have you or anyone you know ever gotten interested in the lore of dreams? You know, like omens, and visions, etc. etc. If so, could you share with us some of your experiences?

Rob
Corona, Ca

(i just wondered how he would pronounce my city..."Rob from Coronacah")

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