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Once Upon This same country, beneath the same earth, just northwest of Homestar Runner’s neighborhood lies a territory ruled by the Annoying Whiner Birds. The Annoying Whiner Birds are not annoying, ugly birds. They are just Less-Annoying, peaceful, intelligent, agile, active, cute, beautiful small birds. The most distinctive feature of the Annoying Whiner Bird is their morbling and ganching, which is less annoying in the world of Free Country USA. Then, the fabled 25-foot-tall flying dragon, Trogdor was awakening from his imprisonment made by Rather Dashing’s sword 893 years before. Desperate for Territorial Nesting, The Annoying Whiner Birds migrates in search of Free Country USA, a land that protects the birds from the terror of Trogdor. Trogdor stalked the birds, but the birds stopped only to lay their eggs and hatch their young. A Story of how an annoying whiner bird is returned to its parents is a story that started like all birds with an egg.
Inside a Nest made of mud and twigs is a clutch of eggs. It is the beginning of spring, and there are signs of life for a bird. This tiny little Annoying Whiner Bird is facing the first of life’s challenges, escaping his egg chamber. He calls out for help, morbling and ganching. A Full Grown Annoying Whiner Bird hears the morbling and ganching of the hatchlings and approaches the nest. They are at her mercy: Fortunately, this is their mother. Smell is important to the Annoying Whiner Bird and from the moment, mother and hatchlings smell each other, and they formed a bond that is crucial for the hatchling’s early survival. Gently, The Annoying Whiner Bird uses her clawed feet to free them. This is Noah’s first day. For Now, He can rely on his mother’s protection. But within weeks, he will have to learn to migrate. In 3 short years, he will become an intelligent, agile, active, cute, beautiful full-grown small bird like his mother and father. But the odds on him, surviving 3 years before he would become an adult, is low, especially for a chick. It is a daunting prospect for this brood of tiny birds. They will have to learn very fast. Very fast indeed. And feeding worms to birds is a good way to start. The Annoying Whiner Bird pecks a worm with its beak and fed it to Noah. At this Size, However, They are just as likely to be the hunted by the hunters. Trogdor the Burninator, having a wingspan the size of that of a jumbo jet, two clawed arms, two clawed feet with a raptor’s killing claw on each foot, and a lethal tail with two spikes at the tip of its tail, watch the brood, waiting for their chance. Trogdor is 50 times the birds’ weight, so a Bird will not venture too close while Trogdor is present. However, the smell of all these new bird hatchlings will soon attract other large predators. So eventually, the mother Annoying Whiner Bird decides it is time to lead her brood away. Birds and Dragons share this world with a host of other animals including insects. It is the insects that the infant birds are after. Born with clawed feet, beaks and feathers, Noah the annoying whiner bird is ready for his first meal. But Even Small prey requires skills to catch. They are either liable to fly away or worse still, stand and fight. The bird hatchlings all have a lot to learn. That evening, the mother did not abandon her brood. She is not the only one on the prowl tonight. The hatchlings, and the mother and father annoying whiner birds are being watched by Trogdor the Burninator but when he swoops up into the trees, The two winged creatures dives at Trogdor, pecking, chitter, chattering, morbling and ganching at Trogdor who retreats from the forest defeated without a kill. These youngsters only have 3 years of protection before the mother’s maternal instincts wear off, and she will view them as graduates that are eligible for adulthood.
A year has past since the birth of Noah and his brood, Noah is a bit older now. Insects are not only on the menu, He is also looking for fruits are. There is a Wide Choice in this forest. A flock of Othnielia, the first dinosaurs He has seen is eating the fruits in the forest. A heavily armored Stegosaurus is working his way through a Cycad standing nearby. The Othnielia eats the smashed fruits he leaves behind. This means they’re sticking very close to him. Too close for a small predator. A mother Deinonychus attending her nest mound may prove more promising. But Noah is about to find out he needs help from an overprotective mother. The Annoying less-ugly bird morbles and ganches to help the Deinonychus to find fruit for him. She agreed. Nearby, a group of Dryosaurus offers the Deinonychus and Noah the annoying Whiner Bird fruits. The Annoying Whiner Bird was given fruit from the Dryosaurus Flock. The Mother Deinonychus will not have to ambush, she will return to her nest. Noah the Annoying Whiner Bird finally found a fruit and eats it. He found his family pecking at the fruits, morbling and ganching. He joins them until he hears some giant wingflaps. It was Trogdor! And he is back with a vengeance. The birds and Noah runs for their lives! Trogdor tries to snaps his jaws at the birds but a large tail has knock him down. It was his rival, Samson, the good flying dragon and protector of the Annoying Whiner Birds. As Trogdor tries to stand back up, the small birds dive at Trogdor, as he and Samson engage in a battle that shook the earth. Using his tail, Samson manages to knock Trogdor over. However Trogdor quickly recovers and leaps on his back. The annoying whiner birds watch as the two battles, in a PG-13 kind of way. Trogdor snatches Noah the Annoying Whiner bird with his hands and fly away, only to be caught in the tail by the Kerrek, who said to Trogdor “Leave that bird alone!” Noah the Annoying Whiner Bird breaks free from Trogdor’s clutches and flies to the House of the Brothers Strong. As soon as he arrives, he encounters Strong Sad and his visiting neighbor, Homestar Runner, who took the less-annoying, less-ugly bird to the house. Strong Bad, while responding to his email, saw the bird and said to him, do you run away from his family. Noah morbles and ganches, saying “yes.” Strong Bad told him that in order to bring you back to your family, They will be going on a quest through unknown lands to bring him back to his family. So on Homestar, Strong bad and his pals and Noah the Annoying Whiner Bird, through uncharted territory, encounters Tyrannosaurs, Raptors, and Other dinosaurs, uncoves a lost civilization, etc. with Trogdor The Burninator on their trail, until finally, they reached their destination, the new Annoying Whiner Bird territory near Homstar and friends’ territory. Trogdor encounters the now-Heroic Homestar, Strong Bad and his now-heroic friends, and after a brawl that goes out of control and rampages through the canyons and the rocks and terrains of Trogdor’s area, The Annoying Whiner Bird family (who is separated from Noah but all members survived) swoops down, and dives at Trogdor, pecking, chittering, chattering, morbling and ganching at Trogdor. The Birds band together and attacks his body until finally The Mother and Father Annoying Whiner Birds peck Trogdor’s eyes out, in a PG-13 kind of way and kills him. Trogdor Roars in Pain, and then falls to his death in the lake and drowns. The Annoying Whiner Bird territory at Free Country USA would now have the food they wanted and is all the Annoying Whiner Birds wanted. Homestar Runner now becomes a hero and an athlete again. The annoying whiner birds and Noah grew up in their territory, and for generations, the tale of how Homestar and friends reunites Noah the annoying whiner bird with his family was passed along. The movie ends with Noah and his Annoying Whiner Bird family flies off into the blue sky and roll end credits.
THE END
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