An Actual Newspaper! The Daily News Times: Issue 1 Beta

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:45 am

Also, the Purge took place on the 16th at night. People would have woken up on the 17th.

LordQuackingstick · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:47 am

Fix'd.

The Snork · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:36 pm

Beardo wrote:

Does there really need to be a vault editor? There isn't anything recent enough in the spam vault is worth writing about.

This nonsense. With spam vault, you able to buying from Russian perfectstore: Buy marijuana seeds and hemmorhoid cream cheap.
Hemmoroids Cannabis seeds

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:59 pm

LordQuackingstick wrote:

Jello B.'s last post before being banned was on his strange thread "GET SLAUGHTERED BY JELLO B.!"

Technically this isn't true. Well, maybe.

Also, hemmoroids Cannabis seeds? Doo tell, do tell!

I'll take whatever you gots, LordQuackQuack.

LordQuackingstick · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:43 pm

Well, what I give you depends... Are you willing to make unbiased, fair, but sometimes unflattering or unkind, reviews of people's arts and crafts? If so, you can be A&C editor.

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:48 pm

Actually I was hoping for "Gossip". Every newspaper needs "Gossip".

LordQuackingstick · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:50 pm

Okay. Now start looking for gossip and writing about it! G2W!

LordQuackingstick · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:08 pm

The Daily News Times
Issue One Beta Version (Incomplete)

CRISIS HITS HRWF!
by Sherlockrunner, Crime and Crisis writer
On Thursday, August 16, 2007, a crisis was born. People woke up the next day to find many of their posts on the forum, especially in the Getting to Know You, Off Subject, and A&C sections, gone. Everyone was puzzled. Until the next Tuesday the Admins could not figure out what went wrong. "As you probably know, last Thursday evening, someone used Modestly Hot Girl's password to hack into the Forum and delete a large number of threads," wrote Didymus in his thread "WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED??". "Since then," he continued, "we have been investigating, hoping to discover exactly who it was and how they did it. As many of you have already guessed, we suspected Jello B. of being the perpetrator of this event. We now know this to be the truth." Jello B. has been banned permanently. Didymus also suggested that everyone change their password. Jello B.'s last post before being banned was on his strange thread "GET SLAUGHTERED BY JELLO B.!"

Games Updates
By The Snork, Games writer
Ten days ago, formerly-respected member Jello B. used his knowledge of ModestlyHotGirl's password to delete Arts & Crafts, Getting to Know You, and the more frequented threads in Off-Subject Discussion. However, all other boards, including Forum Games, remained unaffected. All threads and posts remained intact, and the forum games continued on without incident.
As usual, several games were created then ignored, or failed to reach the quota for sign-ups. Also as usual, newer games (or older games that had been necromanced by less experienced posters) displaced many of the forum games on the first page. Two roleplaying games were created, one of them confusingly dubbed a "word game" by nixshadow, and two were updated, including the relatively new Homestar Roleplay created by Dacheet15 and the ever-persistent Operation: Storyteller. Miscellaneous other games were also created and posted in.
In The Werewolf Game by Dark Grapefruit, now in Night 8, several especially prominent users have been killed in the past few rounds by vote, including IanTheGecko (human), Acekirby (werewolf), The Experimental Film (also werewolf), and Jello B. (human).

Beardo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:43 pm

So, uh, we can start writing now?

LordQuackingstick · **Posted:** Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:02 am

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