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Does the Bible contradict itself?
Yes. 30%  30%  [ 15 ]
No. 26%  26%  [ 13 ]
Only if you take it literally. 44%  44%  [ 22 ]
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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:04 am 
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Religion shouldn't change to fit in with society.

You're right! Excuse me, I'm gonna go out and kill some Jews, Atheists, circumcise some converts, sacrifice a goat, and pay penance to the Roman church.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
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Well, this isn't really the Bible, but...
"Why aren't priests allowed to be married?" "Because none of the apostles were." "Well, some of the apostles were Jewish fishermen, so why aren't any of you?" "Now you're just being ridiculous."

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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
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Well, for one, Matthew was a tax collector...

But seriously: Among the Catholic sacraments are Holy Orders and Matrimony (aka marriage). These are the Sacraments of Vocation; each one has a particular mission for serving the Church. Holy Orders is the process of becoming a priest, bishop, or deacon, while Matrimony seals the bond between a baptized husband and wife under God so they may produce and raise children. Serving and leading the Church is one thing, while raising a family is another. Both are equal in the eyes of God, so you can choose either one.


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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
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IantheGecko wrote:
Well, for one, Matthew was a tax collector...

Oh. Whoops, I forgot about that; let me fix my post.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
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 Post subject: Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!
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Jesus is the Sun of God.

and Muhammed is the moon?

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