This is just in, my 200th post!
This took me nearly two days to figure out how the rest of your bonus email might go. Here's what I thought: (Cut to the area of Marzipan's gazebo. Marzipan and Strong Sad are at a table with several wood-davers and a giant one on it.)
MARZIPAN: Wow, Strong Sad. Your wood-davers look very nice.
STRONG SAD: Oh, yeah, they sure do. (picks up the big wood-daver) Especially this big one I've finished.
MARZIPAN: Where would you like to hang it?
STRONG BAD: (offscreen) How about on this little branch on this little oak tree?
(The two walk to the left and the camera reveals Strong Bad standing next to a stout, bizarrely built oak tree with a branch sticking out of it)
MARZIPAN: I don't know, Strong Bad. It looks too closer to the grass and too far from the birds' view.
(close up of Strong Bad)
STRONG BAD: That's alright, it won't snap, it's pretty sturdy.
(zoom out)
STRONG SAD: Well, she's got a good point here-
STRONG BAD: Just hang it already!
STRONG SAD: Okay, if you say so.
(close shot of the wood-daver being tied to the branch)
STRONG BAD: Perfect. (zoom out)
(the wood-daver's weight pulls down the branch, causing the knothole above the branch to open up and reveal a swirly, red and white plate. Strong Sad and Marzipan stare at it wide-eyed)
STRONG BAD: Ha-ha! (mysterious voice) I am now your master...
STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN: (entranced) You are now our master...
STRONG BAD: You will both obey my commands...
STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN: (entranced) We will both obey your commands...
STRONG BAD: (talking normally) Strong Sad...
(close shot of Strong Sad)
STRONG SAD: Yes?
STRONG BAD: (offscreen) I want you to climb to the top of the gazebo and fly like a birdie.
(zoom out)
STRONG SAD: Okay, I can do that.
(Strong Sad walks off to the right)
STRONG BAD: Oh, this is just too good!
(close shot of Marzipan)
MARZIPAN: Strong Bad, what would you like me to do?
(zoom out)
STRONG BAD: Oh, right. Let's see...
STRONG BAD: When I give the signal, I want you to shoot down Strong Sad...(zoom in on Strong Bad as he pulls out a large water gun with a green, black striped shoulder strap. the logo on the water gun reads "Super Duper Drencher")...with this Super Duper Drencher! (zoom out as Strong Bad hands the water gun to Marzipan) Here ya go.
MARZIPAN: Thanks. (she puts on the strap)
STRONG BAD: Now charge it up so it sprays like it's gotta pee.
MARZIPAN: Yes, sir. (starts pumping the water gun)
STRONG BAD: Hee-hee. She called me "sir."
(cut to Strong Sad on top of the gazebo)
STRONG SAD: Chirp-chirp-chirp. (jumps off, flapping his arms) Chirpy-chirp-CHIRRR (falls down, but there's no thud; instead, he slowly rises up into view) Chirp-chirpity-chirp-chirp. (flies forward) Chirp-chirp-chirp.
(cut back to Strong Bad and Marzipan, who is aiming the water gun at Strong Sad)
STRONG BAD: Ready...aim...squirt!
(Marzipan squirts water in Strong Sad's face)
STRONG SAD: Chirp-chirp-chir-ooh!
(Strong Sad turns back to normal and is still in the air flapping his arms)
STRONG SAD: Hey, what am I doing up in the AIIIR-
(on his back, he falls on the wood-davers on the table, which gets cut in half)
STRONG SAD: Aaaaaaaowww...chies.
(close shot of Strong Bad, smiling)
STRONG BAD: Oh-ho-ho-ho man! That was hilarious! (zoom out to show Strong Bad, who is violently shaking up a can of melonade, and Marzipan) Here, hot-shot, have a can of melonade. (hands her the can)
MARZIPAN: Okay. (opens up the can and melonade sprays in her face, splashing her offscreen. The can falls on the ground, still spraying.)
(Strong Bad starts laughing uncontrollably as the can's melonade spray dies down)
(cut to a screenshot of a soaked Marzipan, lying next to the damaged table, and Strong Sad, still on it)
STRONG SAD: Oh... my wood davers.
MARZIPAN: Oh... my table.
STRONG SAD: Uh, is that shoulder strap made of snake skin?
(Marzipan observes the strap and gasps)
(cut back to Strong Bad, still laughing)
STRONG BAD: (wiping under his right eye) Oh...that's just about as funny as high-pitched Strong Mad. Could this get any funnier?
(Homestar walks up from the left holding a pinwheel)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Big Red.
STRONG BAD: Oh, hey, Cheerful White. Will you please take a gander at that spinning plate on that tree?
(close up of Homestar)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, of course! (stares at the spinning plate, but doesn't appear to be wide-eyed) Man, that is one, funny lookin' lollipop. (starts licking the plate) Tastes better than that other one, too! (tosses the pinwheel away and continues licking the plate)
(zoom out to Strong Bad and Homestar)
STRONG BAD: What the? How are you not being hypnotized?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: (stops licking) Oh I don't know. Maybe it's because of the damage from that hot soup you poured in my eyes. (resumes licking)
(zoom in on Strong Bad, who looks flatly at the camera as a "weh, weh, wehhh" sound is heard)
(Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down and clears the screen)
STRONG BAD: (typing) Well, Michael "Red Herring"...ton, it seems I wasn't able to hypnotize Homestar (types "Dumbstar" in place of "Homestar") into doing anything absurd. But I have succeeded in tricking Gron Sad and the long-necked vegan into doing the same just like you told me to. Come to think of it, I shoulda tricked them into serving for me. (stops typing) Stupid, stupid...(stammers, sighs, and resumes typing) Well, I can't now, because this email's about to end in 3...2...1.
(New Paper comes down)
Inside References include: wood-davers, melonade, and Strong Mad's high pitch voice in ISP. You might also wanna add what you're missing (like the hot soup bit from Different Town and New Boots).
And the Real-World References include: 'Super Duper Drencher' being a parody of 'Super Soaker', the name 'Big Red,' which is a gum brand, and 'Cheerful White' being the alternate name of the central Bomberman.
Make any changes if you will. You might be able to think up some Easter eggs as well.
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