E-mail. E-mail. E-mail. It's showtime!
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Dear Strong Bad,
I ask again, could you hook me up with Strong Sad?
Happy Halloween,
Tina the Witch
: Once again, Tina, no. And thanks for that Hambroiger. And besides, what will you do if I don't? Keep the sun shining all through Halloween night? I'd like to see you try.
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Thanks for the brilliant idea.
Tina the Witch
: Aw crap. (Toon Plays) Well, Tina, we countered your spell. Better luck next time, and don't ask me to hook you up with Greyscale. When pigs fly.
(The Paper comes down)
After a few seconds, another E-mail pops up
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I can make Pigs fly.
Tina the Witch
:Who's the wrestleman, who checks all his E-mail? Everybody knows his name, it's Strong Bad!
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Okay Strong Bad, this time I mean business!
Strong Sad must be very lonely, on this week in particular, it IS almost Valentines Day 2007 after all. So let's get down to brass tacks. Hook me up with Strong Sad, or I will give you a heart attack!
From your future Sister-in-law (or else)
Tina the Witch
: Oh, crap. Are you serious?
(Another E-mail Pops up)
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Yes, I am.
Well you and Strong Sad are going nowhere If I can help it. I'm going to the Hospital. And I'll take some papers and a red pen with me. A Teen Girl Squad is long overdue. (Chairskoot)
(Some Seconds Later)
: Strong Bad, have you seen my red pen? (Sees E-mail) Oh, he's in the middle of an E-mail. I'll just leave then. (An E-mail Pops up with a Siren Noise)
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No! Don't leave Strong Sad!
: Whoa there. (Sits down and Starts Typing.) Just who are you anyways?
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My name is Tina. I'm a witch, and I want to take you out on a date.
Whoa. A maiden of magic in love, with me, and wants to go out with me! And just before Valentine's Day! This could be the greatest Valentines Day of my life! And as you might know, I don't enjoy Valentines Day that much. (Types: "Run: Internet) (Strong Sad's Lament Archive Two pops up. Clicks on link to The Cheat's animation.) (After 5 seconds, return to E-mail, and another E-mail pops up.)
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I know. I read your lament. So where should we meet?
How about at the food court at 8.
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Okay. See you then.
(Cut to Hospital. It is 8 PM, Pom-Pom is seen)
:8 PM and still my Heart is fine. I knew Tina was bluffing. Well, at least I got a new Teen Girl Squad done. (Shows Comic) That came out rather Lovely. Get it?
: (Laughing Bubble Noices)
Well, anyway, thanks for your service Dr. Pom Pom, even though it was a waste of time.
(The Lappy appears from Nowhere with the following E-mail.
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No, you were just lucky, and so are Strong Sad and I.
The Girlfriend of Your Brother, Tina the Witch
Aw man. I like happy endings, but not when it doesn't happen to me!
(The Paper Comes Down)