SB: Okay, this week I'm checking TWO EMAILS! (pauses slightly) Email one. (brings up email)
The computer is that green one form Sbemailiarized!
Quote:
Dear Stinkoman,
You left your robot boots at my house
your buddy,
1-Up
PS: Am I the Guy yet?
SB: Dear Stinkoman? This guy must be like, from the future...
The cheat walks in with the time machine.
The Cheat: (cheat noise)
SB: What! You want me to do that again?
The Cheat: (affirmative cheat noise)
SB: Oh, fine... I've always wanted to see the far, far future... So what do I need to do?
The Cheat: (cheat noise)
SB: Okay, so what, I just save this to be opend in 20X6?
The Cheat: (affirmative cheat noise)
SB: Sounds easy enough. Let's just see what my new computer has to offer...
cut to the show. The comp is on a pedestal.
SB: The Tandy 26 Hundred is an amazing feet of computer wonder! Weighing 36 pounds, It's even more portable than the lappy, and has a Twenty minute battery life longer than my Lappy. Comes with built in screen-savers and the email program has spell check! The Tandy 26 Hundred by Tandy.
Back to SB typing at his new computer
SB: It even has an eight-trak player! Alright the cheat. You ready to go?
The cheat: (affirtmative the cheat noise)
SB: Okay, let's go! TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
They dissapear with a voip! cut to Stinkoman typing on the Zappy.
Stink: That why come (that's how he says it!) I like challenges!
Voip SB and the cheat appear.
Stink: Welcome, are you here for a challenge?
SB: Um.... No. We're just here to check my email.
Stink: Well lets check my inbox. I don't think you'll get anything big nose. (types "run_inbox")
The inbox comes up. The first message there is from 1-up. Subject: Boots.
Stink: Well look here! (opens it and reads it.) 1-up again!?!?!?!? DELETED!!!!!!!
SB: Well that was anti-climatic. The cheat, let's get outta here!
The cheat: (affirmative cheat noise)
Voip! SB and the cheat vanish.
Stink: Wait, what about the challenge
Scene shows the computer room. The cheat and SB appear.
SB: (sitting back down) Alright. Email #2 (brings it up)
Quote:
Dear Cool Strong Bad For Attractive People,
Now that Dangeresque 3
is out for all to see,
are you gonna make more?
Will there be Dangeresque 4?
Rhymingly,
The Red Dart
PS: No, I'm not friggin' Strong Sad in disguise. I just like poetry. And Dangeresque
SB: I'm pretty sure you're not strong sad, but just in case... HEY! STRONG SAD!!!!
SS: (walking in) Yes.
SB: Did you send me this?
SS: No, but...
SB: (interupting) Well good. But stay there, It's almost time for your hourly beating!
SS: Ohhhhh...
SB: (as he types, the red line from microsoft word appears under misspelled words)
Sory the red dart, thought for sure you
wer strong sad. Anyway, your
queston was about Dangeresque. Let me answere that... NO!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FILM THE FIRST THREE!?!?!?!?!? And also, After seeing the third one, I don't think the cast
onets to get back together.
Marzipan: (from off screen) That's dang right! You fast-fowarded through my educational sequence.
SB: I know! That made the movie better!
: (annoyed) Auhhhh.
SB: Well I think that just my answere you're question red-bert. But however, look out for my soon to be new hit- Money man 5!
The paper comes down.
Easter EggsAt the End, click on Money Man 5 to see a poster for it. It is a very realistic SB made entirely out of money.
Click on any underlined words for an extra scene.
SB: So, the cheat, what do those red lines mean?
The cheat: (not sure cheat noise)
Sb: And how do I run spell check?
The Cheat: (not sure cheat noise)
Click on new to see a scene with Bubs in the datum center.
SB: So thanks for the new computer.
Bubs: It's all good...
SB: I mean, How could I get one of these for free!?!?!?!
Bubs: Yeah, how could you. You still owe 20,000 dollars for it.
SB looks suprised.
Click on I think that to see a scene with SB and the cheat.
SB: The cheat, I need you to transfer all my files onto this computer.
The cheat: (in cheat-talk) ok
SB: Before you do anything else, I need you to install my idiot filter.
The cheat: (the cheat noise)
SB: What!?!? There's a week-long Caleb Rentpayer marathon!?!?! That is way more important than the crap I need you to do!
I think that's what needed to be done. I got both the emails into one...
heres my sbemail
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
What's up with Money Man 5 that I keep hearing a bout.
Yours Truely,
Dumeface