How do you think SB types with boxing gloves on?

SgtRufufuEmails · **Joined:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:46 am **Posts:** 149

Here's the thing: He IS his boxing gloves He does NOT have boxing gloves on!

Cloverstardrop · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:03 pm

Logically speaking, perhaps he has small finger-tip like bumps on his boxing gloves, that we cannot see from our view.

Kerrek · **Joined:** Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:42 pm **Posts:** 20

Okay, OKAY, THIS IS WHAT HE DOES.

He takes his gloves, and types, but the keyboard is broken! Under the desk, Strong Sad is typing everything, due to the fact that he ran around in his underwear one night, and Strong Bad had the America underpants dream. And now this is his punishment, and Strong Bad constantly kicks him as he types. Yours, Mine, His, Ours, Everybodys,

Menesiour, Kerrek.

Anonymous User · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:58 pm

if you aren't into the logical answer (which just so happens to be "he has opposable thumbs") then...

i guess he is an alien and his typing skills are so amazing he doesn't even need to touch the keys!!!

Grap-o-phobic · **Joined:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:54 pm **Posts:** 10

The answer is the simplest thing ever. He uses mindwaves to push the keyboard's keys.

That, or he uses his thumbs.

Homestar-winner · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:55 am

Isn't it obvious how he types with boxing gloves on? ALIENS! He uses ALIENS to help him! That's obviously the answer!

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:41 am

Really really tiny red robot "fingers" on the boxing gloves.

BubbleRevolution · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:33 pm

The same way Homestar picks up stuff without hands.

AbdiLarue · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:32 pm

Maybe he secretly has The Cheat type everything for him on his keyboard.

Lucsar · **Joined:** Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:01 pm **Posts:** 170

Is Lack of Visible Fingers

SeriouslyHomestar · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:03 am

Dry Ragamuffin wrote:

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Neoxon312 wrote:

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HomestarfanDX · **Joined:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:56 am **Posts:** 4

I Kmow he has fingers UNDER HIS GLOVES
:sb:

them kicks him after the email

UnNamed · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:59 pm **Posts:** 25

He just types, it doesn't have to make sense.
So..........
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SgtRufufuEmails · **Joined:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:46 am **Posts:** 149

He doesn't. Those are his hands.

Stiny · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:33 am

I have one. He uses a special peripphersllall that allows him to type as he speaks. It also makes keyboard clanking sounds as he speaks.

Mr_Eyeball · **Joined:** Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:39 am **Posts:** 36

Enough of this! Time to answer the question once and for all!!

Based on some close-ups I've seen (theme song), Strong Bad appears to type using the "point and poke" method. That is, he doesn't touch type. He types like those people you see using only their index finger. So his gloves are like the one single finger he uses to type.

The question should be "How does Strong Bad type so frickin' fast with boxing gloves on?" Now there's a true mystery.

Stiny · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:04 am

Mr_Eyeball wrote:

Enough of this! Time to answer the question once and for all!!

Based on some close-ups I've seen (theme song), Strong Bad appears to type using the "point and poke" method. That is, he doesn't touch type. He types like those people you see using only their index finger. So his gloves are like the one single finger he uses to type.

The question should be "How does Strong Bad type so frickin' fast with boxing gloves on?" Now there's a true mystery.

But his boxing gloves are too big for him to do that.

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:11 am

Ummmmm...Strong Bad is a cartoon character, so he can do pretty much whatever he wants, as long as he stays in character. I'm pretty sure a lot of people agree with my view.

andrew_berge · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:54 am

Strong Vader wrote:

Ummmmm...Strong Bad is a cartoon character, so he can do pretty much whatever he wants, as long as he stays in character. I'm pretty sure a lot of people agree with my view.

Exactly, just like pulling a giant never-emptying bottle of Mountain Dew out of hammerspace.

This reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes where noone knows whether Hobbes is really a stuffed animal or not.
But in the end, it doesn't really matter. Believe whichever you want, everything still works either way.

atarifanatic · **Joined:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:25 pm **Posts:** 10

Well, he might NOT type, and instead fake it, while a typing sound effect is going on in the background, making it sound like he's typing, while someone else is typing the words on his screen (or there's a movie running).

TheMac04 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:36 pm

Like someone else said, I think he has a microphone that types up the things he says while he randomly mashes on the keyboard. This would explain why he says everything while he's typing it.

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:23 pm

So, let's see...

Strong Bad typing with invisible fingers/through boxing gloves-Refuted by "aligrt u.ln reay tui gi" in "pom pom" and that one time he typed with one hand (can't remember when), but explains how he does type with boxing gloves on

Strong Bad with "hunt and peck" style typing-Refuted by "How would he type that fast if he uses that method, especially with one hand?", but explains "aligrt u.ln reay tui gi".

Strong Bad speaking and the computer having speech translation software: Refuted by "aligrt u.ln reay tui gi", "head-hit-keyboard", and "How come it typed 'Woah I can type with one foot' when Strong Bad was yelling 'I'm a squeaky guy'?"

Strong Bad just being a cartoon character-works just fine, but is a letdown and is rejected by some.

Twitch · **Joined:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:42 am **Posts:** 38

This is red-iculous. Everyone knows TBC meet with Strong Bad every once in a while, and they just use green screen for this!! There's really no screen on any of his computers -- or any of the (technically) three papers, for that matter. It's just greenscreen crap.

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