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"Packets of lotion cost extra."
"The Complaint Department is currently closed. Please come back never."
"Eat a book! It's good for your soul!"

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~ Limey
"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"
Computer over. Virus = very yes.

" I want a refund!"
whale: " No money down until September 2009. That will be 20 bites
" What the crap does that even mean?"

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"My name's Millions and I'm a son of a Chipwich!"-Homsar

Something wrong with that is that it makes perfect sense, save for the mention of Pantsberg. Strong Bad would likely have no trouble understanding the whale.

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

"Exchange your vikings for 20 dollar jello fans"

Also, this is unrelated, but...

R.I.P. Michael Jackson.

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"Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be celebrating our nation's covered bridges!"
"No, I said it would be placing you in a fake snowman and hitting you with nunchucks... covered bridges..."

Check out my deviantART! http://bubblerevolution.deviantart.com/

that'll be a manbooger, slice your fingers thin, please.

(that's what i think he said before the easter egg in the blubb-o's commercial started, like a few seconds before)

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1-up's "game over" screen is still hilarious.

my tongue is green.

pure genius...

(bursts into laughter)

Slide the 36-inch TV to the midsection, Pablo.
Take a walrus to cover the expenses of Puerto Rico.

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JDfilms Forum- Come, sit, sit, because it's taco time.
"Back in the USS- what the."

"Welcome to Bluboooo's! Please enter the oaktag and devour your right buttock west into Saturn's failing atmosphere. Your contributions help us all discuss pasta. Just say no to Jenga."

...O_o I kinda freaked myself out with that one...

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Hey, juys! Wanna play some james?!

Just changed the quote, hope its good.

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"My name's Millions and I'm a son of a Chipwich!"-Homsar

: i'd liiiiiiike... a hundred and eighty seven piled fries, aaaaaaand a jumbo/LARGE melt shake...

whale: i've got a 187 on a guy that dies and a dumb ol' sarge melting drake, will that beehive on your head?

: a beehive on my head? GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

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1-up's "game over" screen is still hilarious.

my tongue is green.

pure genius...

(bursts into laughter)

"We're sorry. This money is not really."

How did I get this quote? One time in China, I attempted to pay at a restaurant with what turned out to be a counterfeit note. The waitress, after trying to explain it in Chinese (which drew blank stares from me), finally explained in broken English, "This money... is not really!" This has since become a catch phrase of mine, which is how DorianGray got the idea of making it a Drive-Thru Whale quote. I think it sounds hilarious in his voice!

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And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.

"Thank you for your paternity. Please back up for your severe tire damage."

"Have your Orange Crush ready when you receive your orders, agent."

"Call the cereal bowl, miss. That'll be $13.50"

"Your total comes to seven pounds, four and tuppence. Have a jolly holiday, sir."

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

"That'sl be a nose-dive. Please drive up to the bindow."

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insert signature here

And here's some made-up Whale hints for "Baddest of the Bands", since the Whale doesn't apparently give hints in that episode:

[Hints regarding getting Strong Sad to take the security job]
"Would you like extra cheese on your fence?"

[Hints regarding getting Cool Tapes to join the Battle Royale of the Bands]
"Bats should be machine washed with like colors. Use bleach only as needed."

[Hints regarding getting Homestar to pass the audition]
"Enjoy your red wine before the snails, sir."

"Our Jalapeno cheese sauce can withstand temperatures in excess of 1000 degrees Celsius."

[Hints regarding getting the Two-O-Duo back together]
"You can take your security and stick it where the sun don't shine!"

"I'm not your biggest fan, miss, but I play one on TV."

"If you're ready to rock, drop it in the fish tank."

"Wipe that smile off your stick with our T.P. Stampers Combo."

May do some for 8-Bit is Enough, if I feel like it and someone doesn't beat me to the punch.

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

"If donating blood, make sure to give some to me."

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All work and no play makes homestar a dull boy.
All work and no play makes homestar a dull boy.
All work and no play makes homestar a dull boy.
All work and no play makes homestar a dull boy.
All work and no play makes homestar a dull boy.

heres a part i eat you!

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My Channel

Whale: Welcome, sir. What would you like to order?
Lemme get a combo meal.
Meh meh mehmeh meh.
My The Cheat says that if the crappy toy he gets isn't blue, he'll sue your place.
Whale: Okay, so that's a combo beard, 56 pairs of pantyhose, and 2 elderly ladies from Wisconson. Would you like some mustard on your elderly ladies?
why do I even bother talking to you? it's like Homsar got a job in food service.
Whale: Oh, that guy? He's running the second window.
AaAaAaAa'm a microphony on the window of my aunt Frank!
"Aunt Frank"? What the crap?
Whale: Oh, so you'd also like a hotdog covered in crap. That'll be $99.79.
NO!
Whale: Okay, two million cheesburgers.
STOP!
Whale: Welcome, ma'am. What would you like to order?
{Strong Bad leaves}
Whale: Okay, so you'd like a leaf...

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You're a girl.
Or maybe a wagon.
Filled up with pancakes.

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MARZICHAN

Serve your head Bowlered Hat!

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I love and

If you are red you get a $100 pie. Please eat a Strong Bad.

Would you like Pinkie Pie with that?
For 9 dollars, you can get a free frozen frog with your blubber meal.
The blubber of the day is an eek-dance hot dong.

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Onion Bus is mrenh. Onion Bubs is mRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNh!
Tell Somemindy it's a landmower turned bankwayrds.
Nope! This is the awesomest sig ever!

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Onion Bus is mrenh. Onion Bubs is mRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNh!
Tell Somemindy it's a landmower turned bankwayrds.
Nope! This is the awesomest sig ever!

says "I would like a refund."
Whale says "Refunds aren't available in Pantsburg, Homestarria, Calliborn, or Skaia."

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Onion Bus is mrenh. Onion Bubs is mRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNh!
Tell Somemindy it's a landmower turned bankwayrds.
Nope! This is the awesomest sig ever!

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Onion Bus is mrenh. Onion Bubs is mRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNh!
Tell Somemindy it's a landmower turned bankwayrds.
Nope! This is the awesomest sig ever!

You copied Joshp406's quote (and my signature).

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