Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0:
STRONG BAD: All right, people, because there haven't been any emails in a long time, I decided to answer five of your emails! (hesitantly) Er, minus two. 'Cause, you know, (mumbling, almost inaudible) five minus two is three. (normal voice) Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'! Number one!
Code:
Dear Strong Bad,
Next time you prank-call Marzipan on her answering machine,
talk like the King of Town.
Michael from LA, CA
(He reads "Michael from LA, CA" as "Michael from Louisiana and California, respectively".)
STRONG BAD: Well, you know how much I dislike the King of Town, but I guess this would be a great way to kill two birds with one stone, by fooling Marzipan and the king. Number two!
Code:
Hey Strong Bad,
Does Strong Sad have caller I.D.?
Your number-one fan,
Phil Riglick,
St. Louis, MO
(Strong Bad says, "Not even close," after reading "Your number-one fan" and "Phil Riglick, St. Louis, MO" as "Phil Riglick, St. Louis and Moe".)
STRONG BAD: Whoa, a whole email-sending team here! Yes, earthbound Dumbo does indeed have caller I.D., but no one ever really seems to want to talk to him over the phone. Which is just fine with me. Number three!
Code:
Strong Bad,
Get Strong Mad to prank-call Marzipan
just like you!
Sincerely,
Someone less awesome than you
STRONG BAD: Well, how nice of you to admit that. Well, I do cherish Madre the Giant, but he doesn't know how to do prank-calls on an answering machine. I keep trying to tell him that it doesn't work, but he just won't listen.
(Toon plays. Then SB returns to his computer room.)
STRONG BAD: Man, that was exhausting! Last time I ever do three emails at once.
(SB sits back down at the computer.)
STRONG BAD: So, there you have, everyone. My KOT impression was quite good (though I can't say the same about his impression of me), Strong Sad is still waiting for a call, and Strong Mad can't do a prank call on an answering machine. I hope you're all happy! That's the last time I ever do three emails at once. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go train Strong Mad more on the finer points of prank-calling. Good luck getting through to him, though.
(SB gets up, making the Geddup Noise as he does so. The Paper slides down.)