Your TOP 10 SBemails

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:40 am

What are they, and why? Mine are, in no particular order:
1. long pants (This made me laugh myself to tears the first time I watched it.)
2. guitar (See above. And the dragon comes in the - NIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIGGGHHH)
3. homsar (Because otherwise, homsar never would have been. Thank you, Vinnie C.!)
4. sbemail 22 (I just find it really funny for some reason. Although it's partly because it's related to the SBemail, 'cheat talk': 'Check this out, it's gonna be great! Just say, 'screw all y'all'!')
5. personal favorites (I was one of the unfortunate ones who went searching for the nonexistent emails. Still makes me laugh. Ah, memories.....)
6. different town (Definitely deserves a spot on here. LOVE that song. And the Bust of Bubo, of course.)
7. dragon (I got one word for you: TROOOGDOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!)
8. email thunder (First of all, The Poopsmith singing = epic win. Secondly - oh wait. I think I got two emails mixed up? I thought this was the one where he's like, 'Oh Steven! After 200 emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with d-d-d-DEAR HOMESTAR?!' Or something like that. Maybe I was just confused or something. Anybody wanna help me out here? Until I figure this out, this one officially does not count.)
8. love poems (So many things to love: Poetic inspiration from scented candles, 'Tis ne'er, e'er oe'r, m'lo'er o'clo'er!', Coach Z's line, the 14 pound bag of extra long ___, Mary Ann, and of course, totally love this: 'A-this mo'nin', a-this mo'nin', a-this mo-we-mo-we-mo-mo'nin'!' This is such an epic little song, and a bonding moment between Homestar and Strong Bad! And then, 'No she broke up with me again this morning.' 'This morning? 'Oh, I mean, a-this mo'nin' - ' and then they start doing it together, and they both do their own cute little dances. So awesome. I totally love all the other parts too, of course. It's just that I'm getting really babbly about this one. So I'm-a gonna stop now.)
9. alternate universe (Oh. My. Gosh. That little moment between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is so sweet. And the song's funny, of course. Flippin' off rainbows. Only Strong Bad....
Plus, fourth wall breakage. Always gotta love the fourth wall breakage. Plus, all the different Strong Bads uniting in an almost epic song. Totally awesome 150th SBemail.)
And finally, numba 10. Oh gosh, the last one. So hard to decide! Umm....well, okay. I gotta go with........english paper? Yeah, that one was pretty good. But I dunno if it's worth my top 10, really. What do you guys think? Oh wait. That's kinda the point of this topic. I'm gonna shut up now. Let you get to typing. Okay.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:41 pm

Okay, that was really stupid. My number ten is actually the one where Teen Girl Squad was originally created.

likalaruku · **Joined:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:05 am **Posts:** 474

Oh man, I'm going to have to wait a few months to properly reply to this one, after dedicating an entire day to rewatching every SBemail ever made. But right now, I'm going to go watch these guys cook christmas lights in a microwave.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:01 pm

Wait, are those the Mac and Cheese guys? Those guys are epic!!!!!!! I already watched all of their microwaving adventures. Trust me, Christmas lights + microwave = EPIC.
That's okay. Take all the time you need. I know how hard it is.
Wait, I'm looking at my post......WTC?!?!?!?!?! How could I NOT include rock opera?!?!?!?!?!?! I feel so....disloyal.......somehow........
EDIT: AND STUPID STUFF!!!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING CRAP IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD. AND FUNNY!!!!! AND POM POM!!!!!! AND EXTRA PLUG!!! AND......AND......ABOUT A BILLION FRIGGEN OTHER FRIGGEN EMAILS!!!!!!!!! Okay, ten is definitely NOT, I repeat, NOT, I REPEAT, N-O-T NOT enough. God, I feel so torn apart. I can't choose just ten. Not right now. It'll take thought, planning, precision, stamina, a The Cheat, some Grumblecakes, and an airtight ranking system. And since I can't procure two of those, it will take even longer! Give me a couple of weeks, at least, and I will have a much better list. I better start forming the brackets!

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:27 pm

Okay, at this rate, it should actually only take another half hour or so, but I've reached a dilemma: stupid stuff, or different town?
EDIT: AND dangeresque 3 or crying? I love seeing Homestar and Strong Bad working together, but seeing Strong Bad get so emotionally moved over a stupid little doodle that he made fun of people for crying over that he has to leave the room with a stupid lie about having a food in the oven is pretty dang epic too. AND senior prom or theme song?
EDIT: Whoa :eek:

I was just watching old comics, and.....I think that's the only reference to non-straightness I've ever heard. "And coming in this week at number 4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West is Lip, with their new single, 'She Partied Without Dancing'!" Ah, well. Maybe I shouldn't make such a big deal out of it. It's just one reference. Whatevs. It was just kind of a shock to me.
:sb:

I've got some magic beneath my pants right now! :eek:

rayword45 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:31 pm **Posts:** 33

10. tape-leg. Seriously. The dialogue is so bad it's funny.
9. dragon. It would be higher, but IMO, it's overrated
8. mile. Total "what the crap?" e-mail.
7. personal favorite. A lot of great moments here.
6. lady...ing. Strong Bad's desperation has always been a part of sbemails, but here is where it's best.
5. flashback. The voice acting alone is hilarious
4. stunt double. Blatant lies = awesome
3. kids show. Both witty and random at the same time.
2. rock opera. A collage of sheer awesomeness. The humor is questionable, but it's pretty fantastic without being as funny as others.
1. virus. The sheer surrealism of it makes me crack up every time

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:18 pm

Awiiight, first reply! Okay, I'm not gonna post after every response, because that would kinda be like spamming my own topic. But thank you. How long did it take you to come up with that, BTW?

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:32 pm

My top 10 sbemails? My top 10 sbemails? I'll tell you my top 5 sbemails.
(I can't really think of 10 'cuz they all so good!

Starting off, at number 5 is alternate universe. Let's go flip off rainbows in a gameboy in a blender!

4our? imaginary. Strong Bad and Strong Sad's childhood is hilarious, and I wonder if Blue Drink enhances your creative thinking process. That's how I invented "Sort-of-red-artificially-flavored-liquid-style-substance-drink". Or, Soraflssd. Want a slice?

What's 3 feet high and rising? 4 branches! I knew it was gonna be good when Strong Bad said, "The 4 Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done".

2? 2? 2. Dos es concert. Sewiously, Sloshy is hilarious! And, Homestar says something smart: "You guys are so lame." (After Strong Bad and Strong Sad greet each other by saying "Hey hey! Sloshy!")

And coming in at number 91, ahem, 1, is rock opera!
I get chills every time I view teh epicness! Who doesn't want to join strong bad on his single hundred toilet dreams picture? Maybe Nebulon. He doesn't have good enough style.

Ok, ok,I'll give you a bonus. at 6 is different town. Epic salsa-filled song, and later after this sbemail, The Poopsmith talked and Marzipan (slightly) rocked.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:26 pm

^ AWESOMESAUCE!!! I'm being all lazy and won't finish my list. But then again, nowadays I honestly am busy with multiple things.

Cheatina · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:48 pm

Oh...well...hmmm...that's hard. They're all good.

10. Long Pants (First SBEmail i ever watched, and I still totally love it)
9. Virus (It's just crazy)
8. Email Thunder (It's...well...just cool somehow)
7. Slumber Party (Just LOL)
6. Rock Opera (I don't care what you guys said, it's awesome)
5. Animal (It's so cool to see all those weird creatures)
4. Other Days (It's just plain hilarious and awesomesauce :eekdance:

)
3. Garage Sale (Hilarious, especially the parts with :coachz:

)
2. Different Town (Do I really need an explanation?)

And finally...the moment you've all been waiting for...{fanfare}

SPACE PROGRAM!

Seriously, why does everyone hate that SBEmail so much! It was awesome and hysterical! Everything in it made me laugh out loud!

WHY MUST EVERYONE HATE IT SO MUCH?? I MEAN, NOBODY HAS EVEN EXPLAINED WHY!! IT'S SO AWESOME AND FUNNY AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND-*shot*

But seriously, you guys could at least EXPLAIN why you hated it so much. :-|

EDIT: Changed magic tricks to slumber party, because here I am, not believing I overlooked that one.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:10 pm

^ I just keep finding more and more I have in common with you! long pants made me laugh myself to tears the first time I watched it (as did Marzipan's Answering Machine, Version 10.2). virus is totally awesome. email thunder.......well, yeah, it's pretty funny. magic tricks.....okay. Apparently I'm not one of those guys, because I LOVED rock opera. animal was okay. other days is pretty good. I loved garage sale because of Coach Z, too. And different town? No question, that email was AWESOME. And finally, space program. Well, it's not exactly what I would have picked, but hey, it's your opinion. Speaking of which, I should really get to finishing my list. But I won't, of course, cuz I'm laaaazzyyyyyy.

Cheatina · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:28 am

hsr4ever85 wrote:

8. email thunder (First of all, The Poopsmith singing = epic win. Secondly - oh wait. I think I got two emails mixed up? I thought this was the one where he's like, 'Oh Steven! After 200 emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with d-d-d-DEAR HOMESTAR?!' Or something like that. Maybe I was just confused or something. Anybody wanna help me out here? Until I figure this out, this one officially does not count.)

That line was actually an outtake from quote of the week.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:13 pm

^ Well, don't I feel stupid now. :blush:

Ah well. Thanks for the help.
P.S. Seriously, though, wouldn't it have been awesome if that had actually been part of the email?

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