The Write-Your-Own Homestar Runner-Related Song Thread!

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:45 pm

Here comes TWYOHRRST!
Hsr4ever85 wrote the "Para Tu" part.
:hr:

Ok, so, here's a song that Pom Pom wrote. Uhhhh... He made it for somebody. Yeah. (Voice is quiet) Pom Pom, what are the lyrics?
:pom:

(bubbles)

Oh, Ooho. Yeah. For Pom Pom. Oh.
:pom:

(angry)

For me? Really?
:coachz:

(quiet) orn. tar. thrar. four.
:hr:

Para tu, para tu,
Yeah I wrote this song for you.
I just wanted to show you that I care.
Para tu, para tu,
Yeah I did it all for you.
I had hoped that this was something we could share.
Now My turn:
(Rap breaks in)
:coachz:

Hey Homestar, what's with all that jorber jarber you say?
:sm:

MAN, I WISH I COULD TALK THAT WAY!!!

:coachz:

My name's Coach Z and I think I'm green!
:bubs:

But with sales, I wouldn't call him peachy keen!

I'm rippin' you off, 'cuz that my job!
:kot:

Has anybody seen my massive meat log?

:marzi:

I like to care for my garden and play with Cool Tapes.
:homsar:

aAaA, give me a turn for cheezit's sakes!

:sb:

Now listen to you guys, you got no style,
My sbemals put me at the top o' the pile!

I'm checkin my mails from all the ladies
:senor:

Hey, Vandetta, voo stuck in da eighties.

:hr:

(sings)Para tu, para tu,
Yeah I wrote this song for you.
I just wanted to show you that I care.
Para tu, para tu,
Yeah I did it all for you.
I had hoped that this was something we could share.

Now you do the rest!

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:21 pm

Uh, TwiceStyle.....all your parts are awesome, but my song doesn't sound ANYTHING like something Homestar would say. So....you probably shouldn't use my part. Seriously, though, HOW THE FIRETRUCK DID YOU COME UP WITH ALL THAT STUFF??? It's so sawesome!
P.S. Plus, I doubt Homestar would know any Spanish.....but then again, who says he has to know what he's saying? Argh, but still.....it just doesn't sound like him. I can imagine his voice singing the words, but it isn't something he would sing.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:17 pm

hsr4ever85 wrote:

Uh, TwiceStyle.....all your parts are awesome, but my song doesn't sound ANYTHING like something Homestar would say. So....you probably shouldn't use my part. Seriously, though, HOW THE FIRETRUCK DID YOU COME UP WITH ALL THAT STUFF??? It's so sawesome!
P.S. Plus, I doubt Homestar would know any Spanish.....but then again, who says he has to know what he's saying? Argh, but still.....it just doesn't sound like him. I can imagine his voice singing the words, but it isn't something he would sing.

I know, I know. PomPom wrote it and the lyrics are getting transferred into his head wirelessly like in "Baddest Of The Bands".
I mean, he's dumb, but He did repeat the freakin' Columbs Law in "4 branches". He's like oone of those guys that says stuff randomly that he doesn't know about. Y'know, like that guy, what's his name? Oh well, whatever. Nevermind. Hello Hello Hello I dunno. Hello Hello...

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:38 pm

Oh. Eh..................okay.........

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:13 pm

hsr4ever85 wrote:

Oh. Eh..................okay.........

lol
so anyway, back to da songs.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:19 pm

Yus, back to the songs.
I JUST CANNOT SEE HOMESTAR SAYING THIS, WHETHER IT'S ACCIDENTAL OR NOT.
Please, just, please, maybe I shouldn't even participate in this song. Seriously. I just......I can't WRITE stuff like this. You're too good, is the problem. Maybe next time around...
P.S. OHHHHHHHHH, NOW I GET IT. Pom Pom wrote it, and Homestar's just singing part of it. Still, everyone else has got such in character lines, and Homestar's part is just so.........not Homestar.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:07 pm

hsr4ever85 wrote:

Yus, back to the songs.
I JUST CANNOT SEE HOMESTAR SAYING THIS, WHETHER IT'S ACCIDENTAL OR NOT.
Please, just, please, maybe I shouldn't even participate in this song. Seriously. I just......I can't WRITE stuff like this. You're too good, is the problem. Maybe next time around...
P.S. OHHHHHHHHH, NOW I GET IT. Pom Pom wrote it, and Homestar's just singing part of it. Still, everyone else has got such in character lines, and Homestar's part is just so.........not Homestar.

sorry. I'll change the lyrics so they sound like Homestar.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:23 pm

I'll continue the song.
(Record scratch).
:hr:

Uh, Pom Pom, I forgot the lyrics. Oh, wait...
(music begins again)
Pair of shoes, Pair of shoes
Yeah I wrote this song for you.
I just wanted to show you that I like shoes
Pair of shoes, Pair of shoes
Yeah I did this stuff for you.
I had hoped that I'd get some new shoooooes....
:sb:

Shoes? Homestar, at rap you're a fail.
Your stuff doesn't rhyme, and your lyrics sound stale.

I just wanted to tell you, tell you twice times
You'll never find me hangin' at the scene of the crime!

Now I got the girls, I got money in my pocket.
Quit tryin' to rap because you just won't
:sm:

STOP IT!!!

:coachz:

Ya need the wills, da skills, to coach like me
:homsar:

aAaA'm just a silly little bumblebee!

:bubs:

Come on down, we're never closed!
Coach Z, you look like you just saw a ghost!

:coachz:

That crazy old jork! He tried to eat me!
:kot:

Never ever mess with the KOT!

:hr:

Wait, Marzipan are you still my girlfriend?
:marzi:

Homestar, I told you! This is the end!

:sad:

Alas, the Poopsmith's time to speak:
(music stops and crickets play)
:sb:

eh, lookin' pretty bleak.

:hr:

Pair of shoes, Pair of shoes
Yeah I wrote this song for you.
I just wanted to show you that I like shoes
Pair of shoes, Pair of shoes
Yeah I did this stuff for you.
I had hoped that I'd get some new shoooooes....

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:16 am

Aw, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. Great make up lyrics, though. Mine just were NOT HOMESTAR. You're awesome at this. ROCK ROCK ON.

user name styles · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:29 am

Wow TwiceStyle. Just wow.
This has got to be the best lyrics of a fanmade-Homestar Runner-Related song I have ever read.
But really, good job. How long did it take you to think up of all that?

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:53 pm

^ NO FLIPPIN DUH. She is so totally awesome at this. Sewiously.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:16 pm

hsr4ever85 wrote:

^ NO FLIPPIN DUH. She is so totally awesome at this. Sewiously.

I'm a male!

Btw, thanks!

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:11 am

O_O YOU'RE A MALE?! Not that you act especially girly or anything, it's just...........GEEZ THIS SUCKS. Not that you're a guy, I'm fine with that, it's just......see, I have this problem with assuming people I meet online are........the opposite gender they actually are. So, you know.........same thing here......it's pretty bad.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:44 am

I made this one long ago. It was made in response to a group of Canadian girls that came to the forum back in 2004-05. It's a spin-off of Trogdor.

CANADOR!
CANADOR!
Canador was a Canadienne.
I mean she was a dragon Canadienne.
Er, maybe she was just a dragon
But she was still CANADOR!!
CANADOR!

Burninating the bacon sides
Burninating the lumberjacks
Burninating all the Canadians
In their Maple tree COTTAGES!
MAPLE LEAF COTTAGES!

And the Canador comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:53 am

Okay, that's pretty sawesome, if I do say so myself - AND I OBVIOUSLY DO, KATHERINE OBVIOUS, WHO YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE - OBVIOUSLY.

Cheatina · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:52 pm

hsr4ever85 wrote:

O_O YOU'RE A MALE?! Not that you act especially girly or anything, it's just...........GEEZ THIS SUCKS. Not that you're a guy, I'm fine with that, it's just......see, I have this problem with assuming people I meet online are........the opposite gender they actually are. So, you know.........same thing here......it's pretty bad.

So what did you assume my gender was when you first met me online? I mean, isn't "Cheatina" a feminine name enough?

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:59 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I made this one long ago. It was made in response to a group of Canadian girls that came to the forum back in 2004-05. It's a spin-off of Trogdor.

CANADOR!
CANADOR!
Canador was a Canadienne.
I mean she was a dragon Canadienne.
Er, maybe she was just a dragon
But she was still CANADOR!!
CANADOR!

Burninating the bacon sides
Burninating the lumberjacks
Burninating all the Canadians
In their Maple tree COTTAGES!
MAPLE LEAF COTTAGES!

And the Canador comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

Wow! Very..... eh, Candaian!

+

=

FTW!
Gimme some bacon Canador!

Nerd42 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:17 pm **Posts:** 61

I wrote a continuation onto the end of "Let's Get Started Doing All the Awesome Things That I Suggested"

Let's Get Started
Doing All the Awesome Things That I Suggested
Like goin to the movies
To see a flick about a guy with a big kniiiiiiiii-hiiii-hiiii-iiife.
And we can stay forever!
Or at least, until a while after the movie's over!
Until the clearnup guy throws us out.

... you probably have to hear me sing it in order to get the point. Maybe I will on the Illogicopedia podcast one of these days.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:31 pm

Wow, like three new posts since I last looked. Anywho, for Cheatina, YUS, OF COURSE I ASSUMED YOU WERE A GIRL. GEEZUS, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

I have one word for you, TwiceStyle: EPIC.
As for the guy who posted above me, that is teh awesomesauce.

pepsiboy3 · **Joined:** Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:24 pm **Posts:** 42

nice work Beyond the Grave dude, i really have an better idea for the time eater. (from sonic generations)
lyrics:
TIME EATER!
TIME EATER!
Time eater was a man!
I mean, he was a Paradox-man,
Or maybe he was just a from early sonic...
But he was still TIME EATER!
TIME EATER!

Eatinating the future 3000,
Eatinating the dinosaurs,
Eatinating those two sonics,
And their turn into time, PARADOX!
TURN INTO TIME PARADOX!

And the Time Eater comes in your time and SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:41 pm

pepsiboy3 wrote:

nice work Beyond the Grave dude, i really have an better idea for the time eater. (from sonic generations)
lyrics:
TIME EATER!
TIME EATER!
Time eater was a man!
I mean, he was a Paradox-man,
Or maybe he was just a from early sonic...
But he was still TIME EATER!
TIME EATER!

Eatinating the future 3000,
Eatinating the dinosaurs,
Eatinating those two sonics,
And their turn into time, PARADOX!
TURN INTO TIME PARADOX!

And the Time Eater comes in your time and SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

And now............ I'm in space. Ooh, a muffin! :mrgreen:

Trogdoroth · **Joined:** Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:31 am **Posts:** 17

Technically "para tu" would be incorrect. "Para ti" is what it should be.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:59 pm

Wells I'ms not da lorngrage ayxpert! (huh heeuh. heeuh.)
:sb:

About how mady times did you puke your pants now?
:coachz:

*OVER 9000!*

Power Crunch · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:51 pm

Okay guys. For it to be a song, there has to be music. There is no music here, therefore there is no song. :/

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:59 pm

I knows, I knows. I'ma go make a real awesome, rip-yo-face-off, real expensive, sounding liek awesomesauce, getting me danishes soundtrack.

*silence*

Uuuhmm...

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:57 am

XD Good luck with that.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:54 pm

Ten years later...
"Okay, finally, after years of buying new Compys and rummaging under Strong Sad's bed for crappy records, I got it."
*presses play*
STINY! GET ME A DANISH!
"Aw, crap!"

Power Pie · **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:27 pm

Power Crunch wrote:

Okay guys. For it to be a song, there has to be music. There is no music here, therefore there is no song. :/

It's not like most of us can write the music part :/

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:33 pm

HE HAS A POINT. O_O POINT HAVING IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS WIKI. XD

MagicSwap · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:51 pm

Power Crunch wrote:

Okay guys. For it to be a song, there has to be music. There is no music here, therefore there is no song. :/

I don't think we can use music from youtube to listen to while reading the lyrics here. Mostly because TBC made their own soundtracks for their music. (With some help from TMBG) I guess we'll just have to... make up music in our heads?

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