Part 2:
The Cheat is sitting at his computer trying to think of his next flash animation but the screen is blank. Homestar runs in.
" The Cheat, let me see your computer! I need to search something. "
" Mher, meh mhere meh meh mehrerhe? " (Homestar, what happened to your speech impediment?)
" What? Oh my speech impowdamont! It's still thewe! Wobewt wobbed a wobot stowe. See!
" Meh, mehre mehe meh. " (Whatever, here ya go.)
The Cheat walks away. Probably went to make some Cheatcakes. yum.
" Time to prove that idiot wrestler wrong! "
Homestar searches "hrwiki forum" in the search bar. The results come up. Homestar is having to go through many pages of obscure online stores, wierd wiki's, and even stranger forums in the results of the search until, on the very last result page, he finds it, " H*R Wiki Forum Index Page " When he raises his "finger" to click it, he notices something. A faint outline of a human arm is seen.
" Oh no, the transformation is starting! "
Homestar clicks.
The forum is in ruins. For every click, spam pops up. Almost every topic is filled with spam. There is only one person online. Homestar clicks " View active topics " the most active ones are just spam topics. Homestar refreshes the page the person is no longer online but, he or she has made a new topic: " Am I the only one? " Homestar clicks on it.
Homestars hopes are now raised to the limit. As the Topic loads, he wonders: could this person be someone who still believes? Can they be a person who has made a fan cartoon? Could they trying to propose some sort of revival petition? The Topic appears.
***
Strong Bad is walking in to his computer room carrying a large box labeled: 'What to do when your website is over: Complete kit', and a printer.
" Strong Sad, help me hook this stuff up. "
" Strong Bad calling me by my actual name? Something horrible must be happening! Is there a tornado heading our way?
" I really don't won't any of your whiny sarcasm, Strong Sad, this is important.
" What did you do to your computer this time? "
" I didn't "do" anything. Haven't you read the box?
" What to do when your... oh. This is not good.
" No it is not. But I think it has something to do with this E-mail: "
Strong Bad pulls the E-mail up.
Dear Strong Bad,
Can you tell me what the meaning of life is?
Sincerely not full of crap,
User name styles
"What a wierd name."
" Thats not the point, in this book that came with the kit, it says: When someone asks the website administrator 'what the meaning of life is' then its a sign that your website is over. I figured that since I'm one of the most popular characters then maybe I could be considered a admin but, before I read this I did make one assumption that maybe I was right about. "
" What was it? "
" That the only way to end this website is for Homestar to reveal his true form."
***
" No... It can't be. "
The person who wrote the topic was the Wiki Proprietor and he had written:
" Am I the only one who thinks that this forum should be shut down? There hasn't been a new Homestar cartoon in X0 years and this forum is filled with bucket loads of spam. Maybe I am the only one... Wait... I'm the Wiki Proprietor! Well guys, as of today, the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum is no more! Good night everybody! "
" No... No... No,no,no! "
" I'm not done yet! You can't delete the forum! I'm right here! He has to be joking! "
Homestar refreshs the page.
The Forum is no longer there and now the
http://forum.hrwiki.org is just empty domain space.
" NOOOO!! "
Homestar Runs out of the Cheats grill. I don't know how, just go with it.
The Cheat walks in to his computer room, shocked to see his computer is littered with spam and an error page.
He's so shocked that he drops his plate of Cheatcakes on his foot and screams in pain.
" Meeeeeehhhhh! " (Homestaaaaarrrrrrrr!)
End of part 2.
I think this one was even longer than the last part. Thanks for the positive replys guys. Those make me feel warm and fuzzy! Thank you!