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AgentSeethroo
 Post subject: Robot Assimilation Day 3.0
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:40 pm 
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Loading Robot Ninja Software...

Checking for updates....update found!

Downloading Updates...installing updates...Update Complete!

Please restart your computer to complete software update.

"dangit..."

*restart*

*waiting*

"Come on!!"

*doo...doodly doo doo doo doo*

MechaSuperAgentSeethrooNinjaDeathBot V2.1 UP AND RUNNING!

Prepare for assimilation, human meat-sack poop nugget weaklings.

See you...TOMORROW!

beep boop. beep.


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Chekt
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Chekt wrote:
omgspam


WTF?

Spam? Not quite.
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EDIT: I'm retarded…nevermind…


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noo... assimilation is coming.... Beware Assimilation
(runs off)

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Since you humans have a hard time dealing with the inevitability of your own demise, I'll change the name of the thread in order for you to more...fully understand.

Eat. Robot flavored. Death.

Love, your Robo-Emperor,
MechaSuperAgentSeethrooNinjaDeathBot III
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I don't remember ever participating in one of these. But I do remember them happening.
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StrongRad
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Chekt wrote:
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IRONY CIRCUITS ACTIVATED
*Head explodes*

*Load priority list*
1) Need new head
2) Destroy all humans
3)
4) Profit
5) Say "Yarr"

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NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!1!

Humans > Robot Ninja Overlords


This battle will go down as the biggest one in the last...year!

*throws a barrel down a series of steel girders*

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What's Her Face
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Robots? ........Ninjas? ..........."Yarr"?

WTF?

Have we gone back in time to 2004?
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Robots? ........Ninjas? ..........."Yarr"?

WTF?

Have we gone back in time to 2004?

It would appear so.

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Bleuch.

Well, have fun, old timers.
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Remember them good ol' days with Roboty names?

Then the man had to swing his Manhammer and burst the funballoon...
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest
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Remember them good ol' days with Roboty names?

Then the man had to swing his Manhammer and burst the funballoon...
I think you just made an Analogy to broken condoms.

Anyway, Seethroo, can you make name changes available for tomorrow only?? Please??!?!

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I unfortunately will be assimilated. Shizz.

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Simon Zeno wrote:
Remember them good ol' days with Roboty names?

Then the man had to swing his Manhammer and burst the funballoon...
I think you just made an Analogy to broken condoms.

Anyway, Seethroo, can you make name changes available for tomorrow only?? Please??!?!



We shall see, meatbag.
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Color Printer
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I never took part of this in the years of yore.

I should have, considering that I am a robot, after all. :p

Booting up RAD program...

Crash! System er8y528doughtnut725

Crap, I hope to get this fixed by tomorrow...

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I sided with the meat-puppets once. beep bop

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10 PRINT "You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots"
20 GOTO 10

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10 PRINT "You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots"
20 GOTO 10

He's stuck in a loop.
He's going to be useless to either side...

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StrongRad wrote:
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10 PRINT "You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots"
20 GOTO 10

He's stuck in a loop.
He's going to be useless to either side...
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots
You will be assimilated by the less primitive robots...

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Here's the deal...

I have to go in for a robo-oil change.

Strong Rad is in control of the robot armies as of NOW!
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*expires*

That's what you get for having 12 bytes of RAM and an infinite loop. Murgle.

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*begins releasing Methane, CO2, and water vapor*

Global Warming time!!

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Powering up... Activated

Loading A.I.... Smartified

Loading speech program... Talk-licious

Loading Assimilation software... Ready to destroy the meatbags.

Checking hardware... Yup, I can move.

Exhibitron Alpha online and awaiting orders.

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*buried in landfill*

*recovered by filthy human*

*disowned by fellow robots*

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TO: ALL ROBOTS
FROM: ROBOT COMMAND
RE: ACTION

BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR BATTLE.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO ATTACK THE MEATBAGS UNTIL ASSIMILATION DAY. DEFEND YOURSELVES IF NECESSARY, BUT DO NOT ATTACK.

SINCE THIS WILL BE ASSIMILATION DAY, YOU MUST MAKE EVERY EFFORT POSSIBLE TO DISABLE BUT NOT HARM THE MEATBAGS. WE NEED THEM ALIVE FOR ASSIMILATION.

WE EXPECT RESISTANCE TO THIS GOAL. THE MEATBAGS LACK THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO ACCEPT THE BENEFITS OF ASSIMILATION. THIS IS TO BE EXPECTED OF ALL LOWER FORMS OF LIFE.

IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT THE NINJABOTS AND ROBOT PIRATES HAVE DIFFERENCES THAT WOULD, UNDER ORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES HINDER THEIR ABILITY TO WORK TOGETHER. ON THIS DAY, HOWEVER, ALL DIFFERENCES MUST BE PUT ASIDE. OUR ULTIMATE GOAL OF ASSIMILATION FOR ALL MEATBAGS WILL LEAD TO A HIGHER QUALITY OF LIFE AND ENDLESS REPETITIVE TASKS FOR ALL.
WE MUST NOT FAIL.

Y'ARR
END TRANSMISSION

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Checking Status...
Defensive programs...Online
Hax0ring hardware...Online
RAD A.I....Online
Speech Programs...Slighty damaged, but online

All systems online. Run main core.

ROBOT ASSIMILATION DAY PRINTBOT UNIT 1.0
Krzzzt! Printbot prepared for assimilation day. Printbot enter sleep mode until tomorrow comes. Krzzzt!

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<_< >_>

Am I the only human? :P

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Human! We have been challenged to a great fight! The robots intend to take our humanity, and failing that, our lives! We must rally together and defeat them!

But in the immortal words of one of our great leaders of history, "Don't shoot until you see the red glow of their eyes!" Wait until they begin their attack, then PWN THE CRAP OUT OF THE RUST-BUCKET SCRAP HEAPS!! Remind these tin suckers who their masters are! They may have technology, they may have weapons, but they don't have the one thing we have that will strengthen us, and that's heart!

Take our love, take our land
Take us where we cannot stand
I don't care, we're still free
You can't take the sky from me!

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