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How much time do you have left
<10 years 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
11-20 years 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
21-30 years 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
31-40 years 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
41-50 years 33%  33%  [ 11 ]
51< years 61%  61%  [ 20 ]
Total votes : 33
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 Post subject: Your Date With Death
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:33 am 
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Don't know how accurate this thing is, but it's fun.

December 14, 2029 - 42 years old

According to that thing. I have reached mid-life. I guess I should buy a Mazda Miata and start hitting on 11 years olds. :-S

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Hah, & you're all up on my case about being a pedo. :P

54 years, 4 months, & 23 days to go for me...

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March 23, 2052.

So, I'll be 57. Man, I fail at long life.

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I'll be 64 years or so, September 5th 2058.

so 50+ years left.


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I'm gonna tack a 51+ option on there, BTG. Hope you don't mind.

(I'll try this thing tomorrow)


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:41 am 
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I have 60-something years to go, surprisingly.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:02 am 
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# 29 may 2049
# Time left: 41 years, 5 months and 14 days

And my symbols of death are Heat, Freeze, and Suicide.

Something tells me that if I keep the weight I'm at right now, I will die within that time span.

And if I take it off, and that weight has nothing to do with it, then most likely, something like The Wall may occur.

Or I get shot into the sun, or onto the Dwarf Planet Pluto.

EDIT:

And at deathclock.com, if I were to get down to anywhere from 150-170 pounds, and keep at a normal mode, I would die at the date I expected I would die (Give or take a few months):

Tuesday, April 21, 2065.

Now, at that age, I would be 74, which is a good age to die, but I would feel cheated because most Trevino men live until 90.

Now, if I go Optimistic, I would live until Wednesday, May 31st, 2090.
I would live to be at the ripe old age that my great grandfather died, 99. The perfect life span. But, knowing me, I can't stay optimistic all the time, so I assume that the actual day of death will be in April, possibly the 25th, around 2070-80.

That would be the perfect age, now all I gotta do is stay normal, lose 30 pounds, and not smoke or drink, and I will live to be around 80.

Heck, if I hang on long enough, I may get to see the turn of the century, that means I would have seen a once in a lifetime event twice!

But I'm not sure if its in teh cards right now...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:22 am 
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December 16, 2066, at age 74. Which gives me about another 59 years.
I did this with my grandmother too, and apprarently she should have died twenty years ago. Hah.

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oh, I hate these. anyone tells me when to die, and i'll jump in front of a cement truck just to show them.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:39 pm 
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Apparently my three symbols of death are disease, food, and air. Seeing as how I'm a notorious caffeine abuser, that second one makes sense (though the worst I've ever had from it was insomnia and twitchiness).

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mine were heat, accident, and water.

From that I conclude that I'll die by accidentally falling into a vat of boiling water.


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I don't know my exact height (or where it's about) so I'll do this later.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:26 pm 
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I'm gonna die on the 21 July 2051,
At age 60.
Meh, I probably had a good run.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:06 pm 
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September 15, 2057.

That gives me about 49 more years, 'til I'm 63.


...Crap, Mandy'll live longer than me. WHY MUST SHE ALWAYS WIN?!?! WHY?!?!

Symbols of death: Freeze, Water, Suicide.





....suicide?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:17 pm 
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November 28, 2058.

50 years, 11 months, and 12 days.

Symbols: Heat, fire, accident.

So...my house is gonna burn down when I'm sleeping at the age of 63. Yay.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:11 pm 
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I've got 46 years, 0 months and 18 days.

Symbols of death are Sport, War, and Air.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:40 pm 
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Name: Christopher Allen Ricci
Birth Date: 18 October, 1992
Sex: Male
Height: 5' 1''
Weight: 108 lbs.
Beverages: None


Neutral Life:
Predicted Death Date: 30 May 2059
Time left: 51 years, 5 months and 14 days

Optimistic Life:
Predicted Death Date: 21 November 2068
Time left: 60 years, 11 months and 5 days

Pessimistic Life:
Predicted Death Date: 11 February 2049
Time Left: 41 years, 1 month and 26 days


Symbols of Death: Soil, Heat, Water

I'll be buried alive in the desert with a canteen of water?

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I've got 64 years, 5 months and 27 days left. Symbols are freeze, water and suicide.

This isn't nearly as sophisticated as some of the other surveys on this subject I've seen.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:44 pm 
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I've got 35 years, 5 months, and 19 days left.


I got to agree with Ju Ju here. This one doesn't look all too sophisticated or accurate.

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Location: living in the sunling, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.
Four weeks ago. Yeah, that's right. I'm lying through my teeth.

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I'll be 66.

Um, no, I think I'll want to be at least seventy.

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June 13, 2070

The age of 75. 62 years.

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Ju Ju Master wrote:
I'm gonna tack a 51+ option on there, BTG. Hope you don't mind.

(I'll try this thing tomorrow)
That's kind of why I put a <50 option.

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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Ju Ju Master wrote:
I'm gonna tack a 51+ option on there, BTG. Hope you don't mind.

(I'll try this thing tomorrow)
That's kind of why I put a <50 option.

But... I added that option. All that was there was 40-50. Perhaps you forgot to actually click the add option button.


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2 october 2056

I will live 67 years, 6 months and 26 days

Symbols of death: heat. freeze. suicide.

That ticking is really annoying, and it's not syncing up with the counter.

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11 January 2053, that's 45 years, and I'll be 63.
I was hoping to do better.

My symbols of death are sport, heat and water.
I suppose I get too hot playing sport, so I try to take a drink and drown myself. Could happen.

Also the "percent of life passed" is way more than 100%!!!

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Predicted Death Date: 10 April 2054. I will live exactly 63 years, 3 months and 25 days.

My symbols of death are freeze, electricity, and air. The second one doesn't surprise me. I've always had a fascination with getting electrocuted.

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My symbols of death are SOIL, WORK and ALCOHOL.

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Pessimistic: November 16th, 2046
56 years, 3 months and 24 days old.

Neutral: March 3rd, 2057
66 years, 7 months and 11 days old.

Optimistic: August 26th, 2066
76 years, 1 month and 3 days old.


Signs: Freeze, food, and alcohol.


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Beyond the Grave wrote:
My symbols of death are SOIL, WORK and ALCOHOL.
Do you work in construction or landscaping? Because I think I know what goes down...

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