Making up Homsar quotes

joshp406 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:30 am

"I'm a Half-dead salmon in a smokescreen!!!" :homsar:

Blow Up the Ocean · **Joined:** Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:03 pm **Posts:** 63

"Thank you for the flowers Marzipan!" and "I had a heavy lourde dropped on me!"

He could also talk to :eekdance:

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joshp406 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:36 pm

Yo! nice quote dude! lemme rum this one by ya!

"Daaaaaahhhh!! I'm the square root of 100!!! :homsar:

Mariofan1000 · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:10 pm **Posts:** 175

This is apd,but since that was in forum games:

Everybody!Sing your tendafooooooOOOooot!

megasxlrsebas2 · **Joined:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:56 pm **Posts:** 1

Daaaaaahhhhh!! I'm a song from the 60's!

OX_Bigly · **Joined:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:55 pm **Posts:** 91

"Uuuuuhhgh! Don't look now, mayonnaise is on the rise."
or
"I'm wearin' a bubble gum toupee."

"I marinade with old spice."

T3H_CH3K7_888 · **Joined:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:59 pm **Posts:** 147

DaaaAAAAaaaAA! I'm black forest cheesecake and a half eaten gravy cone!

joshp406 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:16 pm

DAAAAHHHH!!, I'm the king of the looney bin!!!!

KookyKoopa12 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:20 am

On jillions, you'll see my foot!
:homsar:

I'm a second-rate pickle stick!
:homsar:

DaaaAAAAAaaaahh! Simple as elephant cakes!

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'm the flying red pancake man!

joshp406 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:12 am

I'm the king of Left Shift, Alt Delete!
(To Coach Z) Dahhhh!!!!, Hello Mr. Grinch!

Lucsar · **Joined:** Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:01 pm **Posts:** 170

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh'm a jealous girl! (if in a Halloween cartoon he is dressing as Ring Ring from Pucca.)
I'm not a son of what i was raised!

flicky1991 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:42 pm

megasxlrsebas2 wrote:

Daaaaaahhhhh!! I'm a song from the 60's!

Umm... that's a real one...

:homsar:

: Daaaaah! My cinnamon needs twice the swimming necks!

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

- Daaaaaaaaaahhhhh! This ice cream made me wet myself!

SenorSterrance · **Joined:** Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:56 pm **Posts:** 34

AaAaAaAaAh! I'm the mayor of the cheese-cake!
Or something like:
:homsar:

Look now, kids, it's my least favourite no-kneed cupcake, Homsar...

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:00 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'm a ball of string
:homsar:

The number you have dialed is not in service, Pleeeeeeeeeeeease lick the reciever

Homsar's Dad · **Joined:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:46 am **Posts:** 69

"Chaaaaaaaaange has come to Free Country, USA"

"Is this the train to the plane?"

"Gravity hurts"

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:07 am

I have a few ideas, some of which are found in certain context of toons and emails in which he could/should appear (the parts in parentheses referring to contexts):

"AaAaAa, I'm the lucky number 13!" ("Email #61: MONSTER TRUCK", the part where Strong Mad is about to bash Homestar (and now Homsar) on the head with Marzipan's guitar (after Homestar says his "Brutus" line))
"AaAaAa, right on! I think I can three times!" ("Email #83: LABOR DAY", occurring after Strong Bad sees Coach Z and before the King of Town; Homsar shuffles up and says the line in response to SB's asking him why can't he understand what he says and he should make sense. He also, of course, is with the crowd at the Labor Day BBQ)
"AaAaAa, it looks like a Shawshank style!" ("Email #145: MYTHS & LEGENDS", after Strong Sad's scene, Homsar appears in a new scene; he is backed by a message reading, "Another skeptic(?)" (with hot dogs in the background) as he says the aforementioned line about the possibility of the Bear-Shark's existence and Strong Bad responds with, "...said the blue midget Homestar."
"AaAaAa, I've got patches and am out till last Monday." ("Play Date", Homsar says this line in an extra scene of Homestar calling everyone on the phone; he crosses The Cheat's name off his list and calls Homsar next, saying, "Hello, obscure main guy!". Homsar replies by saying the line listed, to which Homestar replies, as he hangs up the phone and crosses Homsar off the list, "I don't even wanna know...".)

Those lines above are actually what he could/should say if he appeared in those toons.

Oh, yeah, I also thought of a Homsar-type quote that might be spoken by an Old-Timey version of this character, whom is referred to simply as The Homsar (note the "The" part). Here is The Homsar's line: "AaAaAa, I'm a song from the turn of the century!"

PAK215 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:13 pm

: aaAAaaAAaaAAm the blue cheese sandwich man.

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:06 pm

Show me the orange coffee!

T3H_CH3K7_888 · **Joined:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:59 pm **Posts:** 147

I'm a double mocha half caf in a pudding volcano.

strong weak · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:11 pm

Dyah'm a heaven maaarmylayydy!!!

The Wheelchair · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:06 pm

AaAaAaAah'm the post-it note on the fridge! :homsar:

HomsarFan886 · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:01 pm **Posts:** 9

DaAaAaA! Hello Santa Claus! Got any celotape?! To KoT

Mr. Daniel Goss · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:27 pm

Holy frikin' frick frick crap!!!

T3H_CH3K7_888 · **Joined:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:59 pm **Posts:** 147

Mr. Daniel Goss wrote:

Holy frikin' frick frick crap!!!

Ooh. Sexy.

tehcheakt · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:35 pm

Put the landry in the diaper hold :homsar:

ckool5000 · **Joined:** Mon May 05, 2008 11:54 pm **Posts:** 25

"AaAaAaAaAaAaI'm the swashbuckler of the fancy lamp!"
"You're the right dog for the jell-o capsule!"
"AaAaAaAah, take it easy, bye-bye fishsticks"
"You read the salad, I push the lipstick smiler!"

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:54 pm

My mom was eaten by a t-shirt

ASongFromThe60s · **Joined:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:01 pm **Posts:** 32

"DaAaAa! You made the sandwich commit suicide!"

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