Worst. Movie. Ever!

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:53 am

I don't know if this has been posted already, but in your opinion, what is(are) the worst movie(s) ever.
I recently saw "The Sound of Thunder" That was absoulutly terrible! The visuals were childish and laughable and the acting was just silly.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:02 am

Why, "Manos: The Hands of Fate", of course!

If we're talking about movies that other people have actually seen, then "Spy Kids 3" and "Looney Tunes: Back in Action". Both of those movies suxxored.

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:54 am

Hobgoblins. No question. Man, even two robots and a cheesehead couldn't make that movie bearable. Yes, it was so bad, I won't even watch the Mystie. And I usually love Mystie.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:53 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

"Spy Kids 3" and "Looney Tunes: Back in Action". Both of those movies suxxored.

You might not have liked them. They were made for younger audiences.

Douglas · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:10 pm

Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie, or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Both of those movies were horribly bad.

cyco · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:22 pm

A.I. was horrible....the hulk was also pretty bad.
and any documentary where you know the person speaking hates the subject and is half assleep.(also with bad sound and picture quality)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:40 pm

Probably The Scorpion King. I only watched half of it because it was terrible.

homestarman17 wrote:

I don't know if this has been posted already, but in your opinion, what is(are) the worst movie(s) ever.
I recently saw "The Sound of Thunder" That was absoulutly terrible! The visuals were childish and laughable and the acting was just silly.

This makes me very sad becuase I didn't even know there was going to be a SoT movie until it came out.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:51 pm

Two words:

Sharkboy. Lavagirl.

They sold a terrible, terrible movie on the fact that it was 3D.

Which they end up doing a lot of the time. :eek:

King Nintendoid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:40 pm

Battlefield Earth. Period. Don't even watch it to find out how bad it is. It's just THAT bad.

Really.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:55 pm

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

Two words:

Sharkboy. Lavagirl.

They sold a terrible, terrible movie on the fact that it was 3D.

Which they end up doing a lot of the time. :eek:

What?!! You atually went to see that?!! Eww...

For a start the characters and title suck, I mean Sharkboy. What kind of name is that?

"... with the power of a crappy name..."

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:56 pm

Exactly. We only went because my grandpa wanted to go. "Newfangled 3D movies... looks interesting!"

Blabbity blabbity blah.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:58 pm

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

Exactly. We only went because my grandpa wanted to go. "Newfangled 3D movies... looks interesting!"

Blabbity blabbity blah.

He'll want to see the new Dangerese. IN 3D!

Have you guys noticed (it says on the wiki) that if you put on 3D glasses to see the end of that email, it won't atually be in 3D because the blue lines and red lines are in the wrong places.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:00 pm

Yeah, I tried it with the glasses I saved from the movie.

Woo, gray and white Strong Bad.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:17 pm

Douglas wrote:

Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie, or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Both of those movies were horribly bad.

Yeah, movies where cartoon characters come to the real world suck and are cliched.

Lunar Jesty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:21 pm

Douglas wrote:

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Yes. Agreed. That was a horrible movie. "Now that we can film an entire movie against a blue screen, a horribly stark concept and bland characters will blend right in!"

Second worst: White Noise. That was repetitive and stupid and spontaneous, It captured the book, but that's a bad thing.

soce,the elemental wizard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:21 pm

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Why, "Manos: The Hands of Fate", of course!

If we're talking about movies that other people have actually seen...

Hey, I've heard of manos, hands of fate!! I've always wanted to see it.. but I can't say that actually watching it is all that high on my list of things to do. Was it ever on mst3k?

The worst movie I've seen recently is Vertical Limit.. I was forced to watch it while on a bus.. it's two hours of people sitting around and coughing, coughing and coughing some more..

Funkstar · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:24 pm

Douglas wrote:

Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie, or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Both of those movies were horribly bad.

I was invited by a friend (Funkstar has friends?!! ZOMG!) to go and see Rocky and Bullwinkle. I had never even seen the programme before. It made me sick. And whats up with the title? Thats another reson why I hate childrens movies:
Digimon: The First Movie
Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie
The Spongebob Squarepants movie.

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:01 pm

Teh Elemental Wizard wrote:

(concerning Manos) Was it ever on mst3k?

Why, Yes! It Was!

In fact, it's considered one of the classics of Mystiedom!

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:29 pm

[quote="Funkstar"][quote="Marshmallow Roast"]Two words:

Sharkboy. Lavagirl.

They sold a terrible, terrible movie on the fact that it was 3D.

Which they end up doing a lot of the time. :eek:

[/quote]

What?!! You atually went to see that?!! Eww...

For a start the characters and title suck, I mean [i]Sharkboy[/i]. What kind of name is that?

"... with the power of a crappy name..."[/quote]

Did you know that the idea was actually thought up by a kid? And they sold it! BLAH!

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:31 pm

homestarman17 wrote:

Did you know that the idea was actually thought up by a kid? And they sold it! BLAH!

Actuakky, I think it was the director's kid that thought of the idea, if my memory seves me right. So I don't think he really stole it.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:37 pm

Titanic. I hated that movie with a bloody passion. It was long, drawn out and boring. The only redeeming factor was DiCaprio's death.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:43 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Titanic. I hated that movie with a bloody passion. It was long, drawn out and boring. The only redeeming factor was DiCaprio's death.

Wait....you saw Titanic? Hold on while I laugh...

*Three minutes later*

OK, I'm back. I couldn't stand that movie. Not because I saw it (Because I didn't) it was because every girl talked aboot it non-stop for a year.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:44 pm

ramrod wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Titanic. I hated that movie with a bloody passion. It was long, drawn out and boring. The only redeeming factor was DiCaprio's death.

Wait....you saw Titanic? Hold on while I laugh...

*Three minutes later*

OK, I'm back. I couldn't stand that movie. Not because I saw it (Because I didn't) it was because every girl talked aboot it non-stop for a year.

I saw it to see Kate Winslet in the buff, that's all.

AgentSeethroo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:49 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Titanic. I hated that movie with a bloody passion. It was long, drawn out and boring. The only redeeming factor was DiCaprio's death.

Wait....you saw Titanic? Hold on while I laugh...

*Three minutes later*

OK, I'm back. I couldn't stand that movie. Not because I saw it (Because I didn't) it was because every girl talked aboot it non-stop for a year.

I saw it to see Kate Winslet in the buff, that's all.

Then, I believe you wasted your time, m'lady.

'Twas a body double, it was.

I think I remember reading that in Rolling Stone back in the day or summat.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:30 pm

AgentSeethroo wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Titanic. I hated that movie with a bloody passion. It was long, drawn out and boring. The only redeeming factor was DiCaprio's death.

Wait....you saw Titanic? Hold on while I laugh...

*Three minutes later*

OK, I'm back. I couldn't stand that movie. Not because I saw it (Because I didn't) it was because every girl talked aboot it non-stop for a year.

I saw it to see Kate Winslet in the buff, that's all.

Then, I believe you wasted your time, m'lady.

'Twas a body double, it was.

I think I remember reading that in Rolling Stone back in the day or summat.

I know that's why I said the only redeeming quality was the fact that Leo died.

Markie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:25 pm

Funkstar wrote:

Douglas wrote:

Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie, or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Both of those movies were horribly bad.

I was invited by a friend (Funkstar has friends?!! ZOMG!) to go and see Rocky and Bullwinkle. I had never even seen the programme before. It made me sick. And whats up with the title? Thats another reson why I hate childrens movies:
Digimon: The First Movie
Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie
The Spongebob Squarepants movie.

That's not all we have to offer! Even the ENGLISH DUBBED Pokémon movies sucked. Well, although I have to admit a few parts of Pokemon 3 were..."cool", the rest was crap.

Whatever happened to originality these days? In my local area's newspaper, they say that originality is old these days and they haven't used enough of it.

And Napoleon Dynamite sounds like a good movie. But they overquote it too much. Freaking idiots.

Wikipedia knows all.

Didymus · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:25 am

Actually, I thought "Wikipedia Knows All" was pretty good. Kind of long, but the ending rocked.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:31 am

I looked on that list to see if there are any movies I've seen on there. I have seen five: Pluto Nash, The Core, Howard the Duck, Jersey Girl, and Titanic.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:33 am

I don't think there are any bad movies (except Plan 9 from outer space), it really depends on the viewer

Anydangway · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:38 am

The Brothers Grimm.

I was ready to claw my eyes out halfway through the film.

Also, White Noise, which was actually worse than The Brothers Grimm. So, so terrible.

Oh, and I hope that this doesn't turn into a 'You didn't like x? I loved x! You suck!' thread. Just... y'know. That's what I hope.

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