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Post your favorite quotes, whether they be from movies, philosophers, really cool people, or anything else. My favorite movie quote right now is from The Grinch, when he throws the imaginary stick for Max, then he says, "There's no stick. I'm smarter!"
Another one I like is by John Wayne: "Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway."
I know I have more. I'll post them when I can think of them

If this has already been posted, do whatever to it.

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"Luke, I'm your father." - Darth Vader
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some." - Emo Philips

There are more, but I can't remember right now.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

Warning! Only highlight if you are not offended by every stupid little thing!

"Disco Sucks dogs for quarters."

From Detroit Rock City. I can't believe how many people haven't seen that movie.

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"There is no sin except stupidity"-Oscar Wilde. its one of My favorites.

Strongest of the Rads:
"If your pants don't hurt, it's not rock and roll."

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"There is no genius without a touch of madness."--Some Guy

"This is an ex-parrot, it has shuffled off its mortal coil."--Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch

"Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank/Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank"--They Might Be Giants, "Rhythm Section Want Ad"

"We could punch happy people and make them sad!"--Rya, "Rya's Wedding"

"The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens. Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? IT WAS EARTH! DON'T! DATE! ROBOTS!"--Filmstrip Guy, "I Dated A Robot"

"Duuude...my hands are huuuuge...they can touch anythiiing but themseeeelves...oh, wait..."--Lrrr, "The Problem With Popplers"

"Soooon, let's move to Caaanadaaa...where we can...Canaaaade..."--Craig, "You Evil Curs"

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'la la la la la la'..."--Fry, "Godfellas"

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BEST... LIST... OF QUOTES... EVER!!!

Seriously, nice choices on the Futurama and Bonus Stage Quotes.
But I think the best Futurama quote is this:
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? -Fry

Here's some more:

Wait! I have an idea so smart, my head would explode if I even began to know what I was thinking about. -Peter Griffin.

Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! In fact, forget the park! -Bender.

I'll add more when I think of them.

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"Crash, will you get me the sweet, sweet, sweet plutonium? It's the thing that dreams are made of...if you dream of plutonium" N .Gin, Crash Tag Team Racing.

"I'm crying...BECAUSE I"M NOT PRETTY!" Same person.

"Actually, if we win the deead to the park, it would be a great asset in our plan, as we would have a new fortress''{said with emphasis(I mean spazzing out) and a thunder noise}'' OF EVIL!" SAME THING.

"Man, that Wumpacheeks guy creeps me out!"
"Just don't let him touch you." Stew and Chick, same thing.

"Danny (something), the Master of all things German! Like sausages and snitzels! WHAT THE HECK IS A SNITZEL?" N. Gin.

This one isn't funny, but I like it. It has spoilers for the game, though.

"Now the time is nigh, it's really do or die! The stone in my sack proves Von Clutch is a hack, and you can look for me in the sky!" Willy Wumpacheeks, as he ran away with Von Clutch's cybornetic heart(a black gem) into Astro Land(trying to blast off from a rocket.)

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"Ah, it's nothing to worry about. It's only a large-nosed bush." -From the video game Rayman 2/Rayman DS, call it whatever you like.

"How in heaven and Hyrule did we get roped into running all over creation looking for library books?!" -Ezlo from Minish Cap

"Brace yourself! ...What? You don't want to brace yourself? OK! OK! Fine! No bracing! Let's just go!" -Another Ezlo gem

"Jumping jellyfish, that was awful!" -Ezlo again, after you dismount the extremely fast mine carts in the second dungeon

OK, in this one, I'm letting my ego show, but... it's a quote from the book I'm writing, and I really, really like it. Don't hurt me for being such an egotist! I just think I write well! I hope I do! Don't hurt me! Pleeeaaase? It's supposed to sound sensei-like. I realize it's kinda cheesy, but this is a character who loves to act. He has a whole role for himself that he lives in.

“Power play cannot win everything in the long run, but in short bursts, it can be devastating. The key to power is focus, and from focus stems strength. Focus is the difference between a sprinkler and a fire hose. Focus is the difference between a flashlight and a laser beam. Focus is what I am here to teach you to employ.”

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

"When I get a papercut andit bleeds, it's tradgedy. When you fall down an open sewergate and die, it's comdey."-Mel Gibson

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oh wow. what? ¡yey!

Alright, my first one was basically just a plug for a movie, so here's my real list of awesome quotes.

A hero is someone who rebels or seems to rebel against the facts of existence and seems to conquer them. Obviously that can only work at moments. It can't be a lasting thing. That's not saying that people shouldn't keep trying to rebel against the facts of existence. Someday, who knows, we might conquer death, disease and war. --Jim Morrison.

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. --Jim Morrison.

Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel?--Jim Morrison.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens--Jimi Hendrix

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything. --Bob Dylan.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.--Janis Joplin.

Jocks have completely taken over music...And just to get back at them, I’m going to start playing basketball.--Kurt Cobain.

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I was just going to lurk, but I'm too anal to let this one go by...that's actually a Mel Brooks quote, and it goes like this:

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

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I'm like, come on Fhqwhgads.

"Non Sibi Sed Patriae" - US Navy motto

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." - Albert Einstein

"Real men smell. Real women like it" - my friend Chad

"Penn State Forever" - Fight on State

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

"For Christ's sake, men-COME ON! Do you want to live forever?" - Dan Daly

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I was just going to make a topic for this, but the I searched like a good little forumer and found this thread. So I'm bringing it back.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. -- Roald Dahl

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. -- Oscar Wilde

There have been great societies that did not use the wheel, but there have been no societies that did not tell stories. -- Ursula LeGuin

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having." - V

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"The Loser now will be later to win." -Bob Dylan, the times they are a-changing.

w007 for Bob Dylan, Mr. Kiss.

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Dag, yo.

"You can take away the car but you can't take away our dreams"
"Yeah, cause we're like, sleeping when we have them"

-Night at the Roxbury

Will Ferrel is awesome

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"Smile. Tomorrow will be worse." --Mandy, from "The Grim Adventures..."

"I don't know who my peers are or where they live. Probably in graves." --Jack White (ugh, there are so many Jack White quotes I'm just going to stick with that one.)

"In the darkest nights come the darkest days in the worst of ways." --"Front Page," the Redwalls

"im Farther From Doing what i want to do today than i was 20 years ago"
-Lovecraft

"I AM PROVIDENCE"
-HPL

"Never argue with an idiot, They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
- Strong Rads Grand-Pa-Pa

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"I don't know. THIRD BASE!" - Abbott and Costello's Who's On First.

"Are you implying that coconuts migrate?" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"I am your enemy, the first one you’ve ever had who was smarter than you. There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you’re weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on I am your teacher." - Mazer Rackham, Ender's Game

LONG QUOTE DANGER

"I can't guarantee that we will be especially good about responding to each and every email we get. Sometimes we get busy and ignore that mail box for months on end. But don't give up hope. Eventually, the mail server will get full, and we'll need to delete some of the applications, so we'll all get together and read through the resumes in there and make fun of people's spelling errors or read their "Job Objective" statements in sarcastic voices and stuff like that.

But maybe we'll see your samples or your web page and all at once the laughter will stop, and our jaws will drop, and then somebody will say, "Whoa." And then I'll look a them and I'll say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And then someone will yell, "I'm way ahead of you buddy!" as they pull up in the company bus/monster truck and as we all pile in, somebody shouts out, "LOCK AND LOAD!" And we drive full speed to your house and you come out and say "D-D-D-Double Fine? But--" and we put a finger to your lips and say, "You had us at hello!" And then your parents try to stop us because they don't understand, so we duct tape them to a streetlight and peel out, popping a wheelie all the way down the street while "Sweet Home Alabama" blares out of the radio and then you and I try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we both shut up so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we will all be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We will just enjoy the ever-unfolding kaleidoscope of happiness and discovery and adventure and laughter that lie before us.

And then we pull up to the office and I yell, "Alright, back to work suckers. And no talking!" And weld the door shut with everyone inside as I laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh, the fun." - Double Fine company website's end job statement, probably written by Tim Schafer

OKAY, IT'S CLEAR

"JIBNEY!" - Super Sam

"When people say 'How's the weather up there?', how do you respond?"
"Usually nothing."
"Spit on them. Tell them 'It's raining'." - Sophie and Tree, Stand Tall, a book by Norma Howe

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No I won't marry you, Gosh! What would you do in a situation like that? Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! etc. Spoof of Napoleon from Date movie.

And don't wear it out Billie Joe Armstrong in St. Jimmy.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball Patches O' Houlighan from Dodgeball.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

My favorite quote would have to be from a video made in RCT3.
The RCT3 Players Series "A Mid-Summers Nightmare Part 2"
The park inspector walks down the steps into his basement, where he sees 4 people, 4 entertainers, 2 mechanics, and 1 handyman all dancing to the macarena. Then he looks around, and utters:
"What the devil is going on here?"
Classic!

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"Friends come and go, but PEANUT BUTTER IS FOREVER!"-the guy who draws Toothpaste for Dinner. I think his name's Drew...

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Here's a bunch, like 'em or not. ( I sure do)


"All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." -Pablo Picasso

"If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization." -Gerald Weinberg

“For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline.” 2 Timothy 1:7

"Always do right--this will gratify some and astonish the rest." -Mark Twain

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." -Galileo Galilei

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." -Yoda

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." -George Washington Carver

“I can do all things through Him who gives me strength.” - Philippians 4:13

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Alva Edison

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -Walt Disney

"If it could be shown that any system or organ could not be produced by many small steps, continuously improving the system at each step, then my system would absolutely fall apart." –Charles Darwin

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Here are some of my favorites:

"As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention." --'Wicked' by Gregory Maguire

"No one can ever make you feel inferior without your consent." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Never Argue with an Idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." --Anonymous

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."--William Congreve, 'The Mourning Bride', 1697, act III, scene 8

"You risk tears if you let yourself be tamed." --Antoine de Saint Exupéry

"Awkwardness is often sweetness turned sideways." --my friend M.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

"There's always truth below nthe surface, even if the surface is truth itself" - Doc (My English teacher) Apparently, it will be in a textbook in 2540.

[quote= "The Noid"]Crash, will you get me the sweet, sweet, sweet plutonium? It's the thing that dreams are made of...if you dream of plutonium" N .Gin, Crash Tag Team Racing.[/quote]

OH SNAP!
That's one of my favorite quotes, that line was hilarious at best.

Umm.

I can't think of any for now. I'll just be.....Watching.....Futurama...Now.

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Anything said in Arrested Development.

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It's what Lincoln would have watched

"It wasn't a game, it was a slaughter!" Rocky and Bullwinkle

"I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING!!!!!!" Mikey-from Recess

"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?" Mathew 6:27

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It's time that you had another:

"When in doubt, always blame the dark forces from an unseen realm. Always." --The brilliant Mimi Smartypants.