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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:23 pm 
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(YAAAAAAY!!! Interrogate that clown!!!! :D)

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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(Actually, it's more like, get the prosecution to get the clown to say stuff, then interrogate said clown)

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: Prosecution Detective)
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(Abuse rule only counts for the Prosecuter, and his aide because she's pretty...

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Just between you and me, Chichy, I'm starting to think that kid was meant to distract us. I don't trust that prosecutor... or his assistant.

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You're not supposed to trust me, I'm pretty. The out-of-character text says so. And if it was between you and Chinchilablabla, why did you say it loud enough for about everyone in the court to hear?


You're just too cute when you're angry, that's why. :)

(btw guys, if you're having trouble loading all the sprites on that one website, [which I certainly am] may I suggest http://www.court-records.net/sprites1.htm instead. Separate page for every character. )

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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(Thank you! I'll add that to the main page too. :) Ok, Prosecution, get on your toes and make the witness state their name and occupation and to tell us what they witnessed... )

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: Prosecution Detective)
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You're just too cute when you're angry, that's why. :)

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Being told that by another female makes me feel... uncomfortable.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.

And then tell us what you witnessed, witness.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Sloshy wrote:
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Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.

And then tell us what you witnessed, witness.

Yes, witness. What did the witness witness? It's all been witnessed by the witness. I'm using the word witness too much, aren't I, witness?

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Name's it's a lion!, although I generally go by Bonzo. Yeah I do birthday parties. I run a hot dog stand 'cause I need the cash.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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(Now... tell what you witnessed as the attorneys asked. Pick up the pace! *clap clap clap*)

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Right, sorry.
So anyways, on the day in question I had my stand all set up just outside the hedge maze in Memorial Garden; walking the maze makes folks hungry, you know? I was dishing out a chili dog with the works when all of a sudden I sees the defendant over there come runnin' out of the maze like her pants were on fire! She had something in her hand, and I got a good look at it because the duck lake is just a few paces from the maze and that's where she threw it. The gun, I mean. Just chucked it in the lake and ran back into the maze!

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Hmm... That certainly explains how the murder weapon ended up in the lake. Defense, you may proceed with your cross examination.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Would you like a balloon sculpture, your honour?

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Can you make a gavel?

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Do you remember what time this was?

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Not exactly... but I know it was just before three o'clock. I get off at 3 every day.
Er, that is, I take a break at 3 PM every day. So I'd say it was about... eh, 2:40, 2:45. 2:50 at the latest.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Very good. How long had you been, um, hot-dogging at this spot?

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ImageHah, hot-dogging. I like that.
ImageOh, all day. I start at 8 AM sharp for the breakfast crowd. Did you know that there are people who will eat a hot dog for breakfast on their way to work? Unbelievable, huh?

Oh, here's your gavel, your honour. *gives the judge a big, balloon mallet*

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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So, it would be safe to assume that you had been outside the maze for the past few-several hours?

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Yeah, that would be what I was trying to get across.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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So then, Clowny McClownerson, if you were there for all that time, how come you didn't hear a gunshot a few yards away?

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Listen, buddy, you could fire off a cannon in that maze and I probably wouldn't hear it! I got ladies chattering, obnoxious guys on cell phones, crying babies, Marty the homeless guy yelling at his invisible astronaut friend... you think nobody else was in the park?
Those hedges muffle sound, too. Heck, me and my girlfriend went in there once and we... er, you get the picture.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Come on, your honour... the old bump n' grind?
Geez, we must've made enough noise to wake the dead... but nobody can hear anything from outside the hedge maze.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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(You can almost hear the rusty gears in his head slowly turning)

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Alright, alright. I suppose that's believable. And slightly too much information *shudder*

What did you do after you saw the defendant? Did you resume hot-dog related activities or what?

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Well, I figured the lady threw the gun away, so it's not like she could hurt me, right? And she ran back into the maze anyway. So, uh, I figured once I got off work I'd call the cops. But they called me, as you know.

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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I'm a little confused here. If the park is fairly crowded, how come you were the only one to see the defendent with a gun? People running as if some prankster has combusted their pants are not a sight to be ignored, especially when they're carrying a gun in plain sight.

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He was the only one?

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 Post subject: Re: Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Something's bothering me, Chich. He said he saw the defendant just before he usually takes a break. Why didn't he call the cops then? I wouldn't wait if I saw something suspicious like that.

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