Marzipan's Answering Machine #11

cbrubaker · **Joined:** Mon May 24, 2004 1:19 pm **Posts:** 146

There's a new "Marzipan's Answering Machine" today. #11.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer11.html

phew! I thought Bros. Chaps forgot about it!

Gavin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:39 pm

Does anyone know what that Mexican guy was saying.

cbrubaker · **Joined:** Mon May 24, 2004 1:19 pm **Posts:** 146

I don't know.

Oh, and BTW, after the last call, click on the tape, to hear some guy from Poland, probably a reference to "other days" Sb emails

ThatGoblin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:46 pm

Gavin wrote:

Does anyone know what that Mexican guy was saying.

That was a Polish guy, not a Mexican guy. You can tell from SB E-mail other Days that its Polish.

talkz2much · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:56 pm

I was very glad to see a new answering machine. * :mrgreen:

* Even though I don't care much for Marzipan, I really like the machine messages. This wasn't the best one, but it still made me laugh a couple of times.

Stejar · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:22 pm **Posts:** 4

The_Green_Goblin wrote:

Gavin wrote:

Does anyone know what that Mexican guy was saying.

That was a Polish guy, not a Mexican guy. You can tell from SB E-mail other Days that its Polish.

I think I can translate:

Literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you have a readiness to embark, I will be at home. So, quickly."

Not-so-literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you are ready to leave, I will be at home. So, see you soon."

Corrected after another listen through...

Upsilon · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:40 pm

So what's the guy in the Easter Egg saying?

lumberpeg vegeplank · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:26 pm

Hey this was super.

Love that Homestar message: "Oh, the cold shoulah, eh, Mauwzipan?"

Swooshoman · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:05 pm

Great! I have been wanting a Marzipan Ansering Machine for a while now, and I'm glad they've finally made another! Not as good as the previous 2, but still hilarious, nay, UPROARIOUS!

Tom · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:01 pm

Stejar wrote:

Literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you have a readiness to embark, I will be at home. So, quickly."

Not-so-literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you are ready to leave, I will be at home. So, see you soon."

Wow, that's amazing. Is that the Easter Egg or Message 2? And can you do the other one?

Oh man, this is great.

Oh, and can we get them in the other language too? Is it Polish? That would be super.

Stejar · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:22 pm **Posts:** 4

Tom wrote:

Stejar wrote:

Literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you have a readiness to embark, I will be at home. So, quickly."

Not-so-literally!

"Hi Marizpan, it's Łukasz. If you are ready to leave. I will be at home. So, see you soon."

Wow, that's amazing. Is that the Easter Egg or Message 2? And can you do the other one?

Oh man, this is great.

Oh, and can we get them in the other language too? Is it Polish? That would be super.

Message 2. To be honest there is a part that I'm not sure about, after he says "If you are ready to leave" I think he says "Please come over," before he says "I will be at home."

I'd be worse at transcribing it, since I actually speak Czech and last studied Polish about four years ago, but I'll give it a shot:
"Cześć Marzipan, to jest Łukasz! Czy masz ochoti nalodzit, prosze zadbunić domie. Będę na domu. Jak zyvkle."

So, after giving it some more thought...
"Hi Marzipan, it's/this is Łukasz! If you are ready to leave, please come over. I will be at home. So, see you soon."

I don't know what the Easter Egg language is, maybe Hungarian or Albanian?

Tom · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:20 am

Stejar, you've done a wonderful thing. Thank you ever so much.

Stejar wrote:

I don't know what the Easter Egg language is, maybe Hungarian or Albanian?

Anybody know Hungarian or Albanian out there?

Stejar · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:22 pm **Posts:** 4

Tom wrote:

Stejar, you've done a wonderful thing. Thank you ever so much.

Stejar wrote:

I don't know what the Easter Egg language is, maybe Hungarian or Albanian?

Anybody know Hungarian or Albanian out there?

No problem.

I wish I knew what the other language was, but another problem is that the voice is so distorted it'd be hard to tell unless a native speaker of (whatever it is) was around...

Lord Sbu · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:35 am

That was pretty good!

Upsilon · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:04 pm

The best line: "What's a seven-letter word for 13 Across?"

No Loafing · **Joined:** Fri May 21, 2004 12:54 am **Posts:** 718

Well, sudden things can happen!

Subby · **Joined:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:13 pm **Posts:** 5

Well, I'm Polish :-)

. Łukasz has recorded the following message:
"Cześć, Marzipan! To jest Łukasz. Czy masz ochotę na lody? Proszę zadzwonić do mnie. Będę w domu, jak zwykle"
Which translates into:
"Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz speaking. Would you care for some ice-cream? Please phone me. I'll be home, as usual".

Anything else I can translate? :-)

Subby · **Joined:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:13 pm **Posts:** 5

Ah, and could you tell me, how to trigger this easter egg, of which you have been writting? Maybe it is also in Polish? :-)

Or maybe the second recorded message is regarded as the easter egg?
I just can't find it :-)

cbrubaker · **Joined:** Mon May 24, 2004 1:19 pm **Posts:** 146

Subby wrote:

Ah, and could you tell me, how to trigger this easter egg, of which you have been writting? Maybe it is also in Polish? :-)

Or maybe the second recorded message is regarded as the easter egg?
I just can't find it :-)

After the last message, you can click on the part of the answering machine where you put the tape (you know, that, shiny black square)

Stejar · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:22 pm **Posts:** 4

Subby wrote:

Well, I'm Polish :-)

. Łukasz has recorded the following message:
"Cześć, Marzipan! To jest Łukasz. Czy masz ochotę na lody? Proszę zadzwonić do mnie. Będę w domu, jak zwykle"
Which translates into:
"Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz speaking. Would you care for some ice-cream? Please phone me. I'll be home, as usual".

Anything else I can translate? :-)

Much better!

Ugh, truly my Polish is terrible.

Subby · **Joined:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:13 pm **Posts:** 5

As for the easter egg - not any Slavonic language for sure.

I think that this is just plain gibberish. The word "Soislav" or something like that repeated three times, one "Marzipan", one "aspirino" and one clear example of a mumble - surely not a word.

Though, it does sound A LOT like Hungarian (sorry to all you Magyars out there :-)

)

Hungary is the only country in east Europe which doesn't speak a Slavonic language (such as Polish, Czech, Ukrainian, Byelorussian, Russian etc. ) - it is part of a family of languages called finno-ugrian languages. The only two languages in the group are Hungarian and Finnish, so maybe someone from Finland could find some sense in that easter egg. :-)

Subby · **Joined:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:13 pm **Posts:** 5

Stejar - if you ask me, it's quite good. If I was to write something in Czech........it would be a massacre :-)

.

I didn't know that anyone abroad decided to teach Polish. If I were to learn Polish not as my native language, I would give up after a year :-)

. Far to difficult and complex. :-)

Upsilon · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:15 pm

Maybe it's just a joke to get the Homestar community wondering...

Tiggera · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:21 pm

If that's the case, then it's working.

j2n4me · **Posted:** Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:16 am

Guys, go to the egg. Near the end, it sounds like he says Your aspirin (the equivilent in whatever language) It took me a while going back and forth between the email and the machine, but I think thats it.

Ok someone noted this. BALEETED. Um... how do I delete this?

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:53 am

I was wondering, is there some kind of translator thing in the forum? Or are Subby and Stejar typing in English? Sorry for my ignorance.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:23 am

My favorite answering machine is when Homestar hums "Back in Black by AC/DC

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