Best Email Ever 13 :: Semi-Final

Rob · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:01 am

Best Email Ever 13

Semi-Final

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The second last Best Email Ever poll! The two winners in this will go into the grand final.

And the finalists are...

caffeine & kids' book

The Semi-Finalists

Minimoose_222 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:54 am

kid's book, just beats caffine in my books

Lunar Jesty · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:24 am

Kids book. I was born and raised with that one. Every single second of it was non-stop hilarity.

Kvb · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:41 pm

Wow... Can't decide...!!
I, vote, for, ..., ....uhm, Kids Book. For now.
I may vote for an other e-mail in the finals.

Black Metal · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:09 pm

Well, as the 50% more insane Black Metal, I'll go with kids book beacuse I think virus was slightly better than it. If it comes down to those two in the end, I'll probably go the other way. I'm really weirded out by the fact that japanese cartoon and dragon aren't on here.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:16 pm

Caffeine. Total hilarity.

Shim-Sham-Sam · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:28 pm

kids' book. It's an email that will make you laugh no matter how many times you see it. Basically, it never gets stale, unlike the other funny ones that were funny in the beginning but they are now meh (like boring (really)).

Himan · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:34 pm

Please more voters for army. That's my favorite email!

Ekul · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:09 pm

Hey man wrote:

Please more voters for army. That's my favorite email!

Hey man; You're wish has been granted.

The Smiling Assassin · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:19 pm

I love caffeine. The email.

Swooshoman · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:31 pm

Well, army and virus are very funny, but after 2 to 3 views the hilarity of it all starts to wear off and you can watch it all the way thru with a straight face. So basically, it was a fight between kids' book and caffiene. I chose caffiene, because I think seeing caffienated Strong Sad is funnier than the drab vocal stylings of SB in kids' book. Still, I love them both dearly. It was a hard choice. I may vote kids' book in the finals, even if caffiene makes it.

Encountering Gremlins · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:52 pm

I can't remember my legs!!! :sad:

Caffeine is dearest to my heart and higher in my ranking, but since Kids' Book and Virus are both in my top 10 as well I wouldn't be disappointed if any of those 3 won. Army is very good too but overrated.

Color Printer · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:58 pm

Computer Over
Virus=Very Yes

Himan · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:22 pm

Ekul wrote:

Hey man wrote:

Please more voters for army. That's my favorite email!

Hey man; You're wish has been granted.

Thank you. And don't calm me Hey man!

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:08 pm

Aww man...too many choices....*exploding type noises*

I think I'll go with Kids Book. Why? Because Beth looks like a dude.

SuperNova · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:16 pm

I like Kids' book, so many great quotes.

Clever Danielle · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:20 pm

Woah. Kids' book knocks all those other ones out of the water. I mean, virus? Gimme a break.

SenoritaCardgage · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:10 pm

I voted for army. kids book grates on me because of gratuitous homsar, virus is better but it relies on the other e-mails for humor, and caffiene is kinda creepy. army is funny, and it can stand on it's own

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

Kids book. It was able to summon one of my father's Category Ten howls, and although he has a good sense of humour, not many things can provoke such a response. The e-mail was able to do the same for me, as well, standing as one of the funniest things I've seen.

Best one:

Some people are about to be run over.
Frankie has about five seconds.

Minimoose_222 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:27 pm

army is pretty overrated, it's still a pretty-pretty-good though

Black Metal · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:27 pm

Is it possible the email I voted for is winning?
I'm starting to think the two winning emails are equal in quality. Wouldn't it be easier to just end this now with whatever wins here? What purpose will the next round serve?

Bonkava · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:47 am

I voted for Virus. But I didn't really think twice. Now that I think about it... all of them sound good. Caffeine? Salad as a rock. Kid's Book? No two people are not on fire. Army? I'm not sure if there is a goodminton... Virus? Now that I think about it... virus wasn't very good, joke-wise. It was just hilarious by being random.

Rob · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:57 am

Black Metal wrote:

What purpose will the next round serve?

Well, the four choices for this round are army, caffeine, kids' book and virus. The last two are winning, so we'll pretend they get through to the next round. So anyway, in this round, people may like army over all the others. But next round, if army doesn't get through to the next round, people who voted for army have to vote for kids' book or virus, so the results are more fine-tuned.

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:42 pm

I voted for Caffeine, with Kid's Book as an EXTREMELY close second. Still, Caffeine has Strong Sad acting all hyper. "I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs."

Army is good, but overrated.

Virus is pretty funny, but it, too, is overrated.

Kid's Book is AWEXOME. It's only slightly...um...not as good as Caffeine, and it's probably the most quotable thing on the entire site. "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww."

iKipapa · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:14 pm

I love "kid's book." I love that email. Every moment of it is hilarious, and I quote it all the time.

Princess of StrongBadia · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:07 pm

Dude, are you gonna add modeling to one of these best email ever polls because that is now my favorite email of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Entropy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:49 pm

Virus all the way. I have seen that email so many times i can say it word for word.

TheTinyGiant · **Joined:** Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:48 pm **Posts:** 459

I voted Caffeine, although that and Kids' Book are pretty close in my book. I'd say, so to speak, Kids' book is "greater" than Caffeine, but I personally like Caffeine more, and that's what this is about.
You gotta admit, we all loved to do that- take a book you do'nt need and draw pictures over it. Most of us boys would do mustaches, but it takes someone as legendary as TBC to make it that imaginative. Hmm....while we're at it, in the corner of one of my old spelling books, I'd draw a moustache on the guy there, sinec it was the same on every page. My friend drew a different one each time. However, I made it steadily grow into a beard or whatnot and change shapes, and by the end of the school yearr, I had a flipbook!

HippityHomsar · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:38 pm **Posts:** 176

I feel weird, I never liked Caffeine. At all. Out of the above, I think my avatar makes it pretty obvious which I'll choose. :mrgreen:

Funkstar · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:30 pm

I dont get you guys. :sad:

+ heaping spoonfuls of coffee= hilarious

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