Weird dreams

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:24 pm

Like this:

They could just sprout flexible 3D arms from the sides.

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:57 pm

I had a dream just last night that was weird. I was waiting for the bus on the street and it pulled up. I got on and noticed that the driver only had one eye. I asked him if he could drive the bus with only one eye and he said something like "I've driven with no eyes before". So I went to find a seat. All the seats were taken except for this one next to an over-weight man without a shirt. The driver told me to take a seat so I did. We began driving and the man next to me said "Hey kid, have you ever tickled before?" I didn't know what to say. I got up and asked the bus driver if I could get off the bus. He said "Only if you sing "Barbie Girl" and dance to it." I refused and sat back down next to the shirtless man. He said "You still havn't answered my question." I said "yes" quickly. He then started clapping and then he jumped out the window. Everyone cheered started singing "For he's a jolly good fellow" to me and then I woke up.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:47 pm

I dreamed I went to this place called The Margarita Store, but they were closed because it was Sunday. But I really wanted a Margarita to go with my chicken tacos. So then I went to Wal Mart, and they actually had a Margarita dispensing machine. So I put all my quarters in to get one, but right when I put in the last quarter, the power went out, and Wal Mart went out of business. The lesson learned? Buy all your Margarita supplies on Saturday.

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:51 pm

I had a strange wiki-realted one a while ago
I woke up like anyother morning, except all of the colros were inverted. My friends and family all looked different. When i got to school there was ahuge banner that said "Hooray for Negative Day!"and it seemed like a normal algebra class untill a woke up...thatnks alot Ace.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:48 pm

destroy_us_all wrote:

"Hooray for Negative Day!"and it seemed like a normal algebra class untill a woke up...thatnks alot Ace.

Thats a funny dream man.

I had two dreams last night. I'll tell you them

Dream one: I was in bed and suddenly the woner of some summer sceme got me out of bed and told me to get into a bus. I got into the bus still half naked. Thats all I can remember.

Dream two: It's was Halloween and every one was taking things WAY too far. They ended up nearly killing me to "eat my brains".

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:08 pm

It seems like ever since this thread was statred, I've been having wierd dreams. In my dream, my brother and I were watching TV. He picked up a rubberband and aimed it at the TV. "No! Don't shoot it at the TV" I souted at him, but he did shoot it and the TV exploded. He started laughing insanely and began running on the walls and ceiling...I need help.

Markie · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:36 pm

Last night I had this dream about time traveling and AIM. I was chatting on AIM in my dream, and the person I was replying to (had yellow text and a red text background) told me of my destiny. And so that person bid me farewell. That chat only lasted like, 2 minutes.

The other part of my last night dream was time traveling, and so I was in this lab-chamber thingy, and I was talking to a professor. Then the rest is blurred out to me (sorta), but I time traveled back to when I was talking to the professor. There, I saw, was a darker me holding the professor at gunpoint. The last thing I can remember from my dream was that I was choosing somethings from a "Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal" interface, and that I looked like Mr. Gordon Freeman. Talk about Half-Life, man...

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:39 pm

whoah DOUBLE POST'D!
you only need to click once man.

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:43 pm

Didymus wrote:

Yes. And for 100 GP I won't email a copy of that post to your GF.

I already told her about those dream (in far more detail). I usually tell her my dreams, especially the weird ones involving people she knows.

Grabboarm700 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:27 pm

Okay, I have a semi-weird dream. Very Short.

I was in a supermarket with my friend, someof them were in a carriage, and we were singing a song. I can't remember what it was. Then I woke up.

MassimoX · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:52 pm

Ok, I've had this same exact dream over and over at least 5 times. I'm in my dining room, eating dinner with my family as I normally do. I finish eating, and I ask to be excused. My mom says "Sure, but watch out for the cow." I put my dishes away, and walk towards the front door, and standing there, is an enraged, diseased cow. I try to run, we both leap, and he bites my leg. I fall to the floor, dying, yelling for help. My mom is doing the dishes in the kitchen, and my dad is watching TV in the same room I'm in, and they both ignore me. The last thing I see is the clock at 12:53 PM in the dream, then I wake up. Everytime I've had the dream, nothing changes. Everything is exactly the same from the last time. The dinner, the leap, the clock, everything. I eat dinner, and a mad sick cow kills me. The weird thing is, I'm not afraid of cows. I have a very interesting imagination. Cows....

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:14 pm

MassimoX wrote:

I fall to the floor, dying, yelling for help. My mom is doing the dishes in the kitchen, and my dad is watching TV in the same room I'm in, and they both ignore me.

Well, they did warn you. You only have yourself to blame.

P.S. Extra props are deserved by any newbie who uses proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization. You rule! Welcome to the forum.

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:36 pm

Man, I really needed those GP, too.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:28 pm

When I made this thread I thought I was going to hear some wierd dreams. I was wrong. All I'm hearing is REALLY wierd dreams.

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:22 pm

I had a dream where I was walking down my street and all of the house blasted off. I walked over to where my house used to be and I saw my family in the basement. I asked them why they weren't in the house and they said "There is nothing to do in space."

Didymus · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:27 pm

I had this dream where me and three of my buddies wondered around the countryside getting randomly attacked by monsters. We couldn't fight them, though. All we could do was pick weapons and spells and wait to see what happens. But once the monsters were dead, we'd get money to buy new weapons, and strength so we could kill bigger monsters.

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

Hmm... I recall a dream I had on a less-than-recent occasion. The dream had no real storyline or plot, if you will. I merely remember being in the middle of a sunny meadow, with the token butterflies, long green grasses and the like. I'm fine with that. But as I look around me, things are not as pleasant as one would hope.

Dubya, Rumsfeld, Cheney and several other Republican politicians are frolicking in the meadow around me. Needless to say, I was unnerved, but sadly, the dream didn't fade at that point, if I recall correctly.

There was another dream... I saw a man jumping out of a plane in full sky-diving attire. However, as he pulls the rip cord to slow his descent, nothing happens. He plummets to the ground and lands with a loud thud on an airport runway, or at least on the tarmac leading to it. Several employees call attention to him, and they immediately cover him in a large mound of bread and wax fruit.

Dang, I don't want to know what those ones mean...

Jitka · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:17 pm

I once dreamed that my old karate instructor was sitting on the roof of the shed in my backyard. She took off her shoe and threw it into my pool, where it grew huge, maybe 200 times larger than before, big enough for a person to sit in.

Another dream I had was that someone locked me in a house, and when I went upstairs, there were hundreds of ghosts, but all the ghosts were made of paper.

By the by...

:mrgreen:

1800th POST!!! :eekdance:

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:09 pm

Last night I had this odd love-related dream. I was waiting on the street corner for the school bus (like normal) in winter (like early december, indication being the snow on the ground

) and there was this new girl in the school band named Eva there. Suddenly I felt myself being pulled over to her and she drew me in (with people moving out of the way like this was scripted) and just gave me this giant kiss, then the schoolb us arrived and people were like cheering for us (:?), and then i had the very odd experience of feeling deja vu in a dream.

Wierd thing is, I don't even like her (well, a little bit, but that's moot here), and I don't *think* she likes me either, so...

I have a theory where it came from but it's far too embarassing (and also having to do with different people).

Didymus · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:26 pm

Actually, tangy, that dream proves in a neo-Freudian sort of way, that you really have the hots for her; you just don't recognize it with your conscious mind. The only way to make the dream go away is to ask her out.

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:56 pm

I pondered as much this morning while trying to figure out the dream....I hate my subconscious.

As for why that dream occured, it's most likely because I was thinking last night how I should have done something similar with Elaine (see camp people) while i still had the chance (I had a chance briefly...LONG story)...and my evil subconscious turned it around into Eva!X-( And she was the one doing it, not me...so if that says anything....AND I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH A FRESHMAN

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:13 am

Double post, I know...

but really now, my id had no point in sticking her in there, there was no reason for her specifically, mroe likely than not, a random girl was picked...that's all...

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:30 am

homestarman17 wrote:

I had a dream just last night that was weird. I was waiting for the bus on the street and it pulled up. I got on and noticed that the driver only had one eye. I asked him if he could drive the bus with only one eye and he said something like "I've driven with no eyes before".

I think that part was based on Leela. Maybe you've been watching too much Futurama.

iKipapa · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:44 am

Oh man. I had a weird dream last night. I've been telling everyone about it.

Last night, I dreamed that my nose exploded. Like, right off of my face. It was in the middle of a class, and everyone was looking at me strangely. I didn't know what had happened, and I didn't know why everyone was staring and giggling at me. I looked up at the teacher, but he just told me to come up. As I came up to the front of the class, I had the sudden urge to pick my nose. I reached up to pick it, and it was gone. I screamed, and the rest of the class burst out in laughter. The teacher then turned into a doctor, and told me that the only medication for my busted nose was to drink milkshakes for the rest of my life. So, then the were fast-forwards. The next second, there was a wrinkled up me, lying on a cot in a hospital (still noseless), and drinking a milkshake. The shriveled-up me closed his eyes. Once the eyes were closed, a nose grew. Right where it was before it was blown up.
When I woke up, I didn't know that it was a dream, and I felt my nose to see if it was there.

Snailmail · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:26 am

Weird... Must be why your avvy had his nose blown off. Well, on to my dream.

Okay, I was sitting out-side, looking and the stars, and my brothers were there to, and then a bunch of stars moved, and formed a cross, and I told my older brother, "Are you a cristian?" And he said "Yeah, why?" and then I said, "This might be a sign of the 2nd coming," and then a little elf came in front of me, like some type of hologram, fading away, and fading back in repeatedly, and he said, "The age of victors has once passed, and now, the age of clay will be the one to pass tomorrow. The age that you will be facing tommorow is..." And then my brothers started talking, and I turned around and told them to shut up, because it sounded important, and when I turned around, the elf was gone. And in my dream I woke up and saw everything in my room flying, and then I really woke up, and I wasn't sure if that was real, or fake.

I had this other wierd one to.

I'm flying on the plane, and theres someone standing up, and everyone starts cheering, "JASON! JASON! JASON!" Snd then he jumped out of the plane and then everyone else jumped out, but everyone else grew wings, even the pilot. Then, I was the only person on the plane, and the plane was heading torwards the Sears Tower (I live in Chicago, just so you know) and then the plane went inside the Sears tower and stop, and nothing happened to the plane, or the tower, and then I got of the plane into the tower, and I looked up and there was a sign that said "Welcome to the HRWiki forum...N00B! Joey Day is the leader of the world now!" Then I looked at my shirt and there was a picture exactly like this...

with the text under it saying, "Man that guy really wants to open that door!" And then MHG walked up to me and gave me a letter, and I opened it and read it, and it read "Your sig is too tall according to the rules, not to mention that the file size is probably way too big." and that's where the dream ended.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:46 am

destroy_us_all wrote:

I had a strange wiki-realted one a while ago
I woke up like anyother morning, except all of the colros were inverted. My friends and family all looked different. When i got to school there was ahuge banner that said "Hooray for Negative Day!"and it seemed like a normal algebra class untill a woke up...thatnks alot Ace.

You're welcome!

I haven't had any weird dreams in a while.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:50 am

Ah. Lessee.

Forum dream, Forum dream, Forum dream.

It was kind of just romping around in the IRC chatroom (it was a white space, like a void) with several boytypes, like iKi and Teffy and Ace, and weird things kept happening, and there was lots of hugging.

That's all I can remember, but it was the best dream ever.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:52 am

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

Ah. Lessee.

Forum dream, Forum dream, Forum dream.

It was kind of just romping around in the IRC chatroom (it was a white space, like a void) with several boytypes, like iKi and Teffy and Ace, and weird things kept happening, and there was lots of hugging.

That's all I can remember, but it was the best dream ever.

That even sounds like a cool dream.

But no way would I hug TEF. That guy needs to clean the leaves out of his armpits.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:54 am

No, no. There was no hugging between you and Teffy-bear.

Just between me and other boys, and... iKi and other boys.

The Tire · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:03 am

I have Spider-man dreams sometimes. Once I was Spider-man and I fought this robot Spider-man and I won. I also was Spider-man one time and I had to save someone and there were certain Prince of Persia elements thrown in like running on walls and fighting zombie bugs.

Hmmm. Those were weird.

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