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Congratulations! Your new name will be Luigi. Here are your green overalls. Now Get To Jumping!

Type: Work out three times a day.

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You do the best you can, and work out 3 times a day. Everybody knows it..

Unfortunately for you, your studies slip, and you fail all of your classes and drop out of school, taking your massive student loan debt with you. You'll take forever to pay those off, working at McInAndOutBurgerKing's Jr..
Good jorb.

Command: Find a place, your own space.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Reply: The only place open is Jhonka's cave. You go there and die from the stentch.

Command: RealmWarp

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You're only at level 3, and you're not a leaper. Come back later, kid.

Command: Give 'em a stiff, stiff upper lip..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Great. Now his lip is stuck. Congratulations! You cause him to starve to death.

Type: Send Ace to Kidlet Forest.

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ace has a great time there.For no reason he stabs you.You dead!

go forward in time, steal a shotgun, then go back in time and shoot trogdor.

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

Reply: It still doesn't work. You dead again.


Heh heh heh...

Command: Beef...stew

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Well, now you've got 's attention. Now how are you going to use that to your advantage...?

Type: Practice Evil Maniacal Laugh! Mwha! Ha! Ha! Haa!

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An evil guy shows up and makes fun of your pathetic attempt at an evil laugh. MADE FUN OF'D!

Command: Celebrate, just because

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

And there was much rejoicing! (yay!)

Type: Use Beef Stew on

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He enjoys that way too much.. seriously, man. That's just gross.

Command: Make fun of Trogdor for cheering for the packers

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Trogdor takes his cheesehead off and starts to whimper like a little baby. Congratulations! You actually found his weakness!

TYPE: Ask hottest girl in school to the prom.

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She goes with you. Of course, you never REALLY had a doubt. It's that whole "not smelling like a peasant" thing. You totally have that workin' for you.

Command: Drink from the unforbidden mug of permissivness

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

(Mine is still better, StrongRad: Having failed to learn that the hottest girl is usually also the meanest girl, you are helpless to stop her while she stomps all over your heart and then eats it for breakfast. Like in Snow White, you know. LOST TUXEDO DEPOSIT'D!!)

The mug breaks when you pick it up, and its meager contents spill all over your velvet jimberjam. Nice going, Clumsy McButterfingers.

Command: Climb up the palace balcony, young squire, and be quick about it too, lest the guards see you and maketh a new kabob!

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OMG MY WEBSITE IS YOUR MOMMA!

Reply: Ye doth surely jest! No squire can accomplish such a task. Never you mind.

Command: Play your DS.

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Ye climbeth, but a less mortared brick falls out of yonder brick-hole as ye grabbeth it. Ye fall into yonder moat belou.

Command: Swim out of ye moat.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Ye Can'tst play ye DS. Batteries haven't been invented yet.. Come to think of it, DS hasn't been, either.

Ye cannot swim. You shouldn't have jumped in the moat, anyway... Why didn't you take the drawbridge?

Command: Grab a tiger by the tail.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Bad idea, seriously, man.

Command: Have a haircut

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Congratulations. Your name is now Ramrod. And the lady-types are all up ons. Maybe.

Type: PrintMillionDollarsBill.exe

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Your computer relies, "Nice Try, Jerky"


Command: Go Commando

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Already ahead of ya, bub.

Command: Light +4 bottle rocket of coolness

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

OOOOH!! AHHHHHH!! Man, that has to be the MOST...AWEXXXOME...Display of fireworks...EVER!! I'd describe it in more detail, but it's just WAY TOO COOL for words to express!! You'd have to see it to believe it!

Type: Give Mechanical Trousers to STU

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Stu appreciates the gift of mechanical trousers, but you got them like 3 sizes too big. You shoulda gotten him a mecha belt, too. There's no way he can wear them without one. He's not a hip-hop artist, you know.

Command: Clean Baby Lady's swimming pool.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You clean the baby lady's swimming pool. Which is actually the lake. Sooo, you spend all day cleaning the lake. Some environmental group gives you an award, but the Republicans decide to shun you. SHUN'D!!

Type: Give Tequila to Old Man.

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You hear music from the inn..
"One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila! Two shots...Hey! Hey! que venero! Three shots...Arriba!... Mas Tequila! "

Command: Big Bucks, No whammies, and... STOP!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You just got encaptured, as well as all of your money.

A:>strongbad_email.exe

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You better believe it.

bad command or file name
C:\

Command: Stop what you're doing and come over here for a minute.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

That was great! I remember that show! My brother and I used to watch it when we were kids.

Toast to the Paint

You stop what you're doing (which is getting ready to shoot the Kerrek) and come over here for a minute. I shouldn't have to explain what happens when you turn your back on a Kerrek whose life you just threatened now do I? POUND'D INTO THE GROUND'D!!

Type: Give Carpet Bagger what for!

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I still watch it. I get the Game Show Network down here.. ROCK!

As for your command: You give the carpet bagger what for. Unfortunately, you lose because you were supposed to give him what five.. Way to go, you stingy loser!


Command: Call for reinforcements!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

He's on vacation.

Command: rm -r *

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You better believe it.