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This is a DOS system, man!! I think the correct command is deltree or del *.*

Command: Light fuse and get away

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Location: Falling off a cliff. Please send help.
The fuse burns down. Nothing happens, since it wasn't attached to anything.

Command: Kill a rabbit.

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(I use Win98. I know.)

BOOM.

C:>strongbad_email.exe

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You weren't specific enough, so you got away before lighting fuse. Too late.

Command: Correct SR's DOSing.

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You try to kill the rabbit, but he ties your gun barrel into a knot so it blows up in your face when you shoot it. OR Bad command or file name OR Umm, no.. I can't correct bad syntax. only say "bad command or file name"

Command: Use duct tape

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THERE'S NOBODY USING THAT NON-DUCT TAPE! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!

Command; Create new Invisible (AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!) thread.

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You tape a duck. You show the movies to your prosperity.

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You don't want to do that... it has a way of making your computer attract buckshot.

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You storm with surprisingly no effort, probably because they left the main gate open during their afternoon tea.

Command: Catch that worm.

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Not a chance.

a:> run "edgarware.exe"

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Drop a train on 'em/

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NEVAH!

Raise Homestar with a cup of coffee and give Homsar pants.

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You give Homestar Didymus' coffee, and Homsar Seethroo's pants. Now you've gone and done it! I don't even want to watch what's about to happen now!
*about three or four minutes worth of just random noises, like "Squeeka Squeeka," and "Ththt-RRRR! Ththth-RRRR!" and the like.*

Type: Drink Cold One before Kerrek sees you.

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Too late. Ow.

Eat the Heavy Lourde.

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Well, what do you think's gonna happen? You're so totally dead, man!

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It was a Yamaha YS-2200. It's pretty freaking heavy, but has some really kicking sounds to it.

Type: Put Pizza in Nukerwave.

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OMG METAL FORK
OH NOES!! Your nukerwave a'splode!

Command: SAMMY HAGAR!!

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He's over at Emeril Lagassi's house slamming shots of tequila. No Answer'd!

Type: Throw pies at life.

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Didymus wrote:
He's over at Emeril Lagassi's house slamming shots of tequila. No Answer'd!
You saw that episode, too, didn't ya? Cabo Wabo!!

Life ducks, your pies hit your boss. You fired!

Command: Make the money. Dolla' Dolla' bills, y'all!

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You get a job at Wal-Mart. They make you work off the clock, refuse to give you benefits, and then steal your first-born kid so they could teach her how to spin gold out of straw.

Type: Challenge Poopsmith to a Battle!

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He just flings 4 or 5 good shovel-fulls of whatzit at you. Man, you're stupid!

Command: Throw M-80's at Bubs

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Bubs uses his secret Thnikka Powers to deflect them blasts. Yeah, Shut up, kid!

Type: Cram Oompa Down Pants.

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Baby lady sees you. "Is that a creepy little person in your pants or are you happy to see me?"


Command: Stay away from Coach Z, he's nasty.

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Good advice. But too late. Coach Z has already sported you, and he's alrordy storting to torl you his larf story, for the millionth torm!

Type: Give Turducken to Kerrek

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Turducken means nothing to Kerrek, as he's already heard Sarge's plans for the RVB thanksgiving feast. He pounds you into the ground for such a pathetic attempt at friendship..

Command: Convice Kerrek of how much ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" sounds like "Give Me all Your Lovin' " by playing one and singing it, then transitioning into the other and back.

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Kerrek is a huge Barry Manilow fan and detests your playing of hillbilly rock. He forces you to listen to 8 hours worth of Barry Manilow elevator classics. DRIVE'D CRAZY'D!!

Type: Open Conces5ion Stand next to lake.

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That woulda worked, except for the fact that you forgot to take into account that the lake is down... There is a REALLY BIG RAIN, it fills up, and your stand is under 4 feet of water.. HYDROMETEOR'D!

Command: NASCAR!

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CRASHED!

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Your mommy isn't here to spray Bactine on it and put a GI Joe bandaid on it.. It gets infected and your arm falls off.. Then, for no reason, your head a'splode!

Command: Track down that guy and kick him in the grill

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It was Dongalev. You walk up to him with a hearty, "HALDO!" and proceed to grill-kick him. He's chillin' on the couch right now. He'll be out of commission for a while. Anyway, Saturday is Old Candy Sell-Back Day at the Conces5ion Stand. So feel free to drop on by.

Type: Buy Jhonka new turkey leg.

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