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You soon realize you're not Trogdor and cough up your heart.DEAD'D!

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does not compute your computer a splode.

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Hi! I'm de Schhpleen! If you want to know what my Schhuper Powerschh are, juschht pull my finger!

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baby lady gets high off the medicine you give her.

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Kerrek like hugs. Kerrek decides to make you his pet. And he will hug you and squeeze you and name you George!

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Way to go. That was some kind of bizarre code to launch the apocolypse.

> go into the past and stop self from launching apocolypse

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You order a time machine from that one site. It says you need a Delorean, but those are at least a couple hundred years away..

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Jhonka loves the shoes. He tries them on. They were a bit small, but he decides to keep them anyway. He is now your bestest best friend, but you feel slightly uncomfortable around him wearing women's shoes.

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He doesn't want the handbag. He's no lady, he just likes Isabelle's shoes.

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She doesn't like your singing. She says it sounds like buzzards mating. Dejected, you go outside, and find the whole place surrounded by amorous buzzards, all of the leching after you. Creepity Creep'D!!

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Silly person, laser cannons only shoot lasers. You need a regular old cannon to shoot a clown.

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"BORK! BORK! BORK!" *spoons crashing*

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Great, now he's all orange. His boss will fire him for sure. And by fire, I mean "out of a cannon".

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He breaks out his cane and hat and starts singing,
    Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello, my ragtime gal.
    Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my heart's on fire!
    If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;
    Oh, baby, telephone, And tell me I'm your own.
But then when everyone comes out to see what all the noise is, he drops his cane and hat and just goes, "CROOAAK!!" Now people just think you're freaking insane.

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I'm not a crazy bloke. Sorry.

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You can't. All his base are not belong to you yet. He still has chance to survive make his time.

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I could, but Hillary Clinton would be on us like Bill on a Big Mac.

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They build a Super Burnination Center right next to Troggy's cave and put him out of business. But now all the burninations come from China and just don't do nearly as good a job of destroying villages anymore.

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Some peasant named Seethroo is having a field week...


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Hey! You can't do that! This is a Family Game! Who do you think you are, Funkstar?

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What? Do you really think you're gonna get points by smelling the grate? Well, ok, I'll let you...
You sniff the grate. You get REALLY sick (grates smell bad) and puke. You keep puking and can't stop, until you die. You Dead, but you know what a grate smells like now.

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They prefer to be called "Kerrekian Americans" thank you very much!

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Easy to do. She's purdy.. Then her husband comes home. RUN!

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You wish! You're what? A 98 lb peasant? And he's a quarterback? Keep dream, pal.

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You have no zigs for justice take off great. You take off pants for great justice. It causing great jibbly while you saying what you saying making time.

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It was Didymus. He beats the everloving crap out of you with his FCoT+3. That'll Learn Ya!!

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A1'D!

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You run up to the Kerrek and start beating your little fists against his shin. He grins, amused at your antics, then proceeds to bash your head in. POUND'D INTO THE GROUND'D!!

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The yummies are still burning.
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