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Didymus
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You now have in your inventory the following items:
    1 Haggis
    1 Chalk
    1 Gout

Use them wisely.

Type: Use haggis on Old Man.

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The Old Man accepts the haggis and begins jumping rope with it. He trips and breaks his hip. You're in some deep doo-doo now.

Command: Run away before the Old Man uses his LifeAlert button.

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The Zephyr Song
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It took too long for someone to respond to your command. You arrested.

> Break out of jail

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You break out only to have the H*R Police arrest you.


Give IJ a nougie.

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As it turns out, a "nougie" is a new slang term for some kind of purple ice swan statue. IJ is offended.

> Break into song

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You sing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAUUUEEAAOOUOUOUOUOUOU" until someone throws a brick at you.You dead.

>Use an unstoppable instant death spell on trogdor

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ypu realize that you said the spell wrong and cast it on yourself.
You Dead


drink from lake

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the lake is so polluted you vomit repeatedly.

How about YOU kill trogdor!

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Talking to the command prompts will achieve nothing.

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Toaster cries as the Toaster Jeanie is released. "Woah, you saved me! Thanks! I will now grant you three wishes."

>Make wishes

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If wishes were fishes, kings would bling. Or something like that.

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You wish that there was no more rule about wishing for more wishes and that you hade more wishes. The genie is not fooled by your unoriginal plan and gets mad. Now you have no wishes, and also a tail.

> win game

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You dead. Oh, and Happy Opposite day.

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Dark Grapefruit whips out her Mod Gun, sets it on Banninate, and goes to freaking town on your butt! You no longer have access to any forum on the whole freaking internet. Way to go, Spammer!

Type: Give Spicy Canned Meat By-Product to InterruptorJones.

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InterruptorJones is a vegan and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.

>Get un-dead

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Jones isn't vegan!

You get resurrected as a Zombie. Now you wonder around going, "Brains! BRAINS!" all the time. Until you get shot in the head by one of the video game freaks here. And there are plenty of those.

Type: Jimmy Carter!

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Poster Child for Vallium.


Tell David Spade "no"

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He gives you a huge freaking hug, talking about how he wants to marry you and have your children. You get creeped out, and say, "No," again. Then he gets all depressed and kills himself. Congratulations. You killed David Spade.

Type: Use Fire Hydrant.

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You get under the impression that it's good idea to drink from the fire hydrant.OVERACTIVE BLADDER'D!

You use the gas station bathroom.

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The sewer monster springs up from the toilet and gobbles you whole.

>GIT OUTTA THERE!

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You get out just in the nick of time. The gate slams shut, and a guy pops up and starts handing out $100 bills, keys to new cars, and all other sorts of good stuff. Good thing you weren't in there. WRONG!
BAD TIMING'D!

Command: Call Greenpeace on Trogdor. Do you know how much that burnination pollutes the planet?

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Greenpeace stages a violent protest at the Burninator's cave. Then word leaks out that Burninators are an endangered species. Now, not only do they protect Trogdor with all sorts of legislation and such, but GP then beats the crap out of you for threatening to kill him. CRAP BEAT'D OUT OF'D!!

Type: Give midget keys to Porsche

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He's greatful for the gift, but he's insulted that you called him a midget.
He runs over you 9 times.

Command: Watch "Peasantry Cops"

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Basically knights beating the crap out of peasants. For no reason. Of course, since TV hasn't been invented yet, you have to go to the live showing. And Guess Who They Decide Is Next On The "Peasants We Plan To Beat The Crap Out Of" list. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Type: I NEVER LECH! NO! NEVER!! WHAT? NEVER!!

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Yeah, right! Presents several lechworthy members of the Sisterhood...


Command: Have a block party

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Ye breaketh it down on ye Turntables. FREEEESTYLE!

Type: Bob.

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Weave.

Command: Have yard sale

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Three puppy looking children named Yakko, Wakko, and Cute...I mean, Dot...come by and offer you 27c for it. The yard, that is.

Type: Spit in the ocean.

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You do that. Then you throw a lit match in Trogdor's mouth.. captain useless!!


command: lick weird stamp

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Aw, Man! Look at all the pretty colors! Whoa! That...is...so...cool! Mellow uh...Dello!

Type: Ride bicycle of speediness.

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