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Strong Mad: "TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!!!" or "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" or "IT TASTES SO GOOD!!"

Strong Sad: "Wood Davers, do you wanna make wood davers? I've got pine cones, I've got peanut butter."

Homsar: "You're a real state trooper"

Homestar: "The pipes are bwoken!" or "Oh hi Strong Sad...Batman...what are you guys doing in my house?"

Senor Cardgage: "No Probalo!" or "We can help you get a leg up on the pile! Low rates, percent signs... I dunno..."

"My mouth was a broken jpeg!"
"Hellor?"
"I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY!"
... and not an exact quote, but:
"And to buy me a new poster? You don't seem too broken up about that."

I loved "hellor?" too!

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For me, it always has been, and always will be:

"Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan."

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-Kate

"I'm Evil."

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Pangolin (Pan-gol-lin) - Adorable photomanipulated artichoke.

Strong Sad: "Um, why don't you shut up, Homestar."
Homestar "Well, I guess because I have a lot to say"
I'm not sure if that's exact, but any interaction with Homestar seems to turn out funny, in my opinion.

"DaAaAa, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk."

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"What's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." Spike Spiegal, Cowboy Bebop

"Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my busses!"

And on the DVD:
"My name's Bubs. This is my regular voice."

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DELORTED!
Alright dumb children, find the cheat!
I was raised by a cup of coffe!
Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'ning mo'ning

I swear, I'm getting sick and tired of seeing these people typing Homestar's freaking speech impediment. Alright, we know he has it, you're just making the quote really hard to understand by typing it like that! Sheesh.

Anyway...

(PS: just a warning, I have a lot of favorite quotes....)

The coast is toast!
If you think I'll accept this platry treat just because it has butter in the name...Well...you'd be right. Give it here.

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!
I think I has the solution!
I hate that freaking marshmallow/robot!
We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.
Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to you. He flew away.

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!
Screw all y'alls.
What kind of powers do you have? *Would you use them for good or for awesome?

You was tryin to jank me!
I'm a white guy with a knife!
Awww, crackles.

Yeah, shut up, kid.
You know something else that bears a striking resemblence to something else? Women can't drive!

There needs to be a better word for "weird"

*I swear I'm going to get that tattooed on my arm one day...

When did Coach Z say I'm a white guy with a knife?

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In Personal Favorites. That is what he originally said, but the brother's chaps eventually changed it to "I'm a blade man, man."

So what's the final verdict?

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Well, you all have to admit, there is no possible way that anyone (excluding da Chaps and Matt & Missy) could name all the best quotes. But here are a few (not really my favorites)

(some mysterious voice): Here comes the Thinkkaman!!!

And don't forget to experiance the furry of...our gift shop...
HELLO MARZIPAN! THIS IS SWEEPSTAKES RON, COME TO BRING YOU GREAT NEWS! YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED TO WIN AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF ONE MILLION punches in the face!!!
The Cheat's SB: Shut it up...Shut it up you!

I'm sad that I'm flying...


Marshie: BOOGITY BOOGITY! I'll scare your dad!

Ok, I absolutly love this one:
The Ugly One: I have a crush on everyboy!
ARROWED!


Gunhaver: NEXT EPISODE BLUE LAZER!!! NEXT EPISODDEEE!!!


O ya. Those are great. Yay!

I have like.. SOOO many favorite quotes. I honestly could not type them all.

So instead, i'll just say what my favorite quote is at the moment.

and also, it's kind of a throwaway gag, and not one of the better known or repeated lines, but the way that Strong Bad just sorta threw this one out there, i found it funny.

It was while SB was replying to all the Cheat mails.. while The Cheat is watching the sbmail on Tangerine Dreams, SB just tosses out the line:

"That's funny... i think the cheat is deleted."

And the final verdict is... i don't know.

You all understand! I mean don't understand.
Don't touch that blabbity-blauw!
'Sup, mortal.
And I'll be two times two!
And you'll be what?
Did you just say parakeet?
What the crap?!
**as Tito**
This is the greatest undersea epic ever filmed!
I'm gonna be a quarterback some day! I'm gonna pass for a hundred yards!
This electricity bill is pretendous!
Right, right, we'll do it for Marzipan.
Popular votes aren't supposed to cry. You might rust.
You fergot to get yer treats outta the terlet!
Ten is a lot of bucks.
Right right, a lot of ducks.
One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher!
I CAN"T SPELL YOU!
And by this time, the subject was dead.
I was not!
I dunno. I guess because I got a lot of stuff to say.
Imitation chocolate!
No sir, I'm not alone.
How many WAM can you type? That's words per minute, you know!
Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy!
A rusty steak knife? That's got The Poopsmith written all over it!
Like, until new year's.
There needs to be a better word for weird.
And now, for my archweapon... Killingyouguy!
I work alone! Except when I work with Reynaldo! Which is all the time!
Don't ever make me do that again!
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Actually Homestar said that the rusty steak knife had Coach Z written all over it, because it lead into the Coach Z part of the cartoon.

"You look burnt. Or dead."
"I'm evil"
The Cheat reaing the guacamole dipped email.

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[Something cool might go here...?]

*ahem*
Sooooo good!
No one did that before?

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Wow, I can't believe I left out TGS. My favourite! Ok, so here are some great TGS quotes:

What's-her-face, you can go to the thrift store. Or junkyard.
These clothes smell like grandmas.
I met a possum.
I got jimmies.
I got you this half-digested gazelle carcass. GAZELLE CARCASS!
I can count to G!
I love you too, Brett.
A little help here? Maybe some Lunchables? Or a juice box?
My stomach feels better! (I've actually used that one a bunch)

That's all I got right now; there are so many great ones that if I kept going I'd make one of those super-duper long posts, so that is all.

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Best TGS quote:

"Wave o' babies..."

That one always cracks me up.

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"Wow, this is the best invention ever."
"Don't fly, Strong Bad. Please come down. I worry about you. I can see the strings."
And pretty much every other line in Dreamail.

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Mine was on the email, Interview. (I watched it on the DVD, I've never seen it on the site.

Strongbad faking an interview with Homsar:

Homsar post-it: ahhhahhhAHHH I'm a song from the sixties.
SB post-it: That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?
HS: ahhAHH Rightyo! I think I can twice!
SB: Homsar. Tell us about your childhood.
HS: ahhAHH I was raised by a cup of coffee.
SB: Interesting. So how did you end up here?
HS: T'was the pride of the peaches.
SB: T'was the pride of the peaches, huh? Y'got any last remarks?
HS: ahhahhahh Don't fake the funk on a nasty dog.

That was a little long winded, but it always cracks me up.

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Lots and Lots comin' atchya:
"Shut it up, shut it up you"
"Shut it up, me"
Reynold's "C-c-Click click BOO-YA!"
"That's not a good prize"
"I don't like food anymore"
"Kick him in the grill"
"Well thankyou Interruptor Jones"
Mr Shmallow - "Look lively.... LOOK LIVELY!"
My Sig, and the rest of HR's quote from the answering machine
(exasperated voice) Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys."
And in closing:
"Stack em to the heavens, stack em to the heavens, I can write a song called stack em to hte heavens!"

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I have a sneaking suspscion the people here actually eat antiques...

I think that everything said in a Marshie or Mr. Shmallow toon deserves mention. There's just so many awexome quotes in those.

"Boogity boogity! I'll scare your dad!"
"WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!?"
"Why eat some other stuff when you have Fluffy Puff Marshmallows?"
"Look lively. LOOK LIVELY!"
"The first one to eat a million, wins!"
"1, 2, 3, 4,...5!"
and probably lots more. Also, there's Homestar's
"A tidal wave of marshalades!"
and the quote in the TV Guide:
"He's no apothecary. He's Mr. Shmallow. Listen to him fizz."

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: I'm gonna go... place.
: Oh, Li'l brudder
: Istanbul... Of course!

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

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Oh no! I think this is my favorite!

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The captain of the gravy train!

In regards to TEF's Marshie related post, another great Homestar quote regarding that creepy thing is, "I hate that freaking robot."

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"You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell 'em at the corner store! Sell 'em at the five and dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a new century!"

My friends are still laughing about that one

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